As I stand here I also stand upon the home planet of the Klingon Empire and
the home planet of your Federation. Captain I'm going to put a stop to this
insane war. You're what they're talking nonsense.
It is being done you can't just stop the fleet. What gives you the right you can't
interfere. What happens in space is not your business unless both sides agree to
an immediate cessation of hostilities. All your armed forces wherever they may
be will be immediately immobilized. We have legitimate grievances against the
Klingons. They've invaded our territory killed our citizens they're openly
aggressive. They boasted and they'll take over half the galaxy and why not where
they're stronger you've tried to hemisphere cut off vital supply strangle
our trade you mean ice cream for a war you're the ones who issued the ultimatum
to withdraw from the disputed area that clearly ours I know you step in with
some kind of trick it is no trick commander we have simply put an end to
your war all your military forces wherever they are are now completely
paralyzed we find interference in other people's affairs most disgusting but you
gentlemen have given us no choice you should be the first to be on our side
to humbert hostages killed no one has been killed captain no one has died here
in uncounted thousands of years Elias you're meddling in things that are none
of your business even if you have some power that we
don't understand you have no right to dictate to our Federation or our Empire
how to handle their interstellar relations we have the right to wage war
captain to kill millions of innocent people to destroy life on a planetary
scale that what you're defending
well no one wants war but there are proper channels people have a right to
handle their own affairs eventually we all eventually you will have peace but
only after millions of people have died it is true that in the future you and
The Klingons will become fast friends you will work together.
Never your emotions are most discordant we do not wish to seem inhospitable but
gentlemen you must leave yes please leave us the mere presence of beings
like yourselves is intensely painful to us what do you mean beings like yourself
millions of years ago captain we were humanoid like yourselves but we have
developed beyond the need of physical bodies that of us which you see is mere
appearance for your sake
captain it's a trick we can handle them I have an army
fascinating pure energy pure thought totally incorporeal not life as we know
it at all but what about this planet the fields the buildings this citadel
conventional eyes issues I should say useless to the Organians created so that
visitors such as ourselves could have conventional points of reference but is
all this possible we have seen it with our own eyes. I should say the Organians are
as far above us on the evolutionary scale as we are above the amoeba.
well come on there I guess that takes care of the war obviously the Organians
aren't going to let us fight
the shame captain
it would have been glorious