Hello Hi
So, we are now an actual married couple
Tadaa
So exciting
you should put a ring...
So, we thought we would play, since it is our first week of married life
The Newlyweds Game
Because everyone does this in their first week of married life
Apparently
Okay, so each of us has, well we have a little flower to symbolise me
because you're my flower
And you like wearing flowers in your hair
I do and I often wear flowers in my hair
And I'm a spoon!
Because, it's a slightly oriental spoon to, you know, tie into my oriental background
I'm your big spoon
You are, always my big spoon
That's how we sleep, we have to be spooning, otherwise we can't sleep.
I actually like, If we're like this, like chatting
And then I'm like 'I'm tired now' and I literally shove her over because that's how I go to sleep.
It's that way, actually on the bed.
So in the newlywed game, we ask various questions, and whichever one that we think, oh Jessica does the most blah, then you put up the flower
And if it's Claudia, then you put up the spoon.
it was our second date
Yeah, you just basically wouldn't stop talking
No
So you were like, la la la la lah
Sorry, I was just saying
So I was like And it did shut you up.
It did
It did, and it still does.
Err... I ummn I can't remember
You, you said 'Let's have a bbq on the beach
Which never, has actually happened
No, I said let's have drinks, I said the weather's really nice we should go for drinks.
And then you were like 'Yeah'
And then it was left kind of a bit open and I think you were the one who suggested that we actually meet up
And then I said 'oh okay, what about this week
Arrgh!
You're messy, but then you obsessively tidy it
So you'll be really messy for a few days and then obsessively tidy
Yeah, which makes me tidy, because you're messy and then you just leave it
And I have those like moments when I'm just like... Why haven't you like cleared up all this stuff on the kitchen table?
And you're like 'oh, I've just been really tired today
That's true.
I'm not actually that messy
No
No. My make up is all kept within my drawer, always. Yours is often all sort of splurges out all over the bedroom
And down in the kitchen, and the dining room table and the living room
Married life is going really well so far.
We don't really argue
But it would probably be me
You kind of just let me do it.
You kind of just go ... until I tire myself out
So, it's not really starting an argument, it's like I want to start an argument and then
And then you're just like, I'm a pretty flower
I hate being a spoon
I wish I was a fork
So we could fork and knife
No, because they are more like, spoons have a bad reputation
Why though?
But with a spoon, you can cut things with the side, you can scoop things out
Well yeah, but
You can eat liquid food and solid food with a spoon
Yeah
This is Walter down here
Walter also agrees with her
Would you like to
No. He doesn't want to be picked up, he's like... no J: Come here, come here
That's fair, that's very fair
I mean I do cook too but
I tend to cook when we are entertaining
When you cook, actually it's quite a production
It'll be like a big C: banquet
OMG yes.
She can't just cook one thing, no no no
Every time she cooks there'll be like five different dishes and a curry made with the actual proper ingredients
Not curry paste
And, it's fabulous but not just evening dinner C: Yeah, I don't do things by halves
It's pretty much all or nothing with me, and most of the time unfortunately, it's nothing
but, when I am productive, I'm very productive.
Yeah, everyone knows that
I don't know that that's really much of a question is it?
Always
Oh really, I was just
Well no actually, that's a really good question.
It's more, okay, who drinks more. But only because I don't drink at all. C: No, that's not a party animal
I do love a good party actually
I'm again, all or nothing with a party. I'm either like 'Wayyy, party girl' Or I'm just like ''mmnahhh'
Yup
By far. By far.
Walter, in case you don't know has been my dog. My dog. I bought him when he was just eight weeks old. Imagine, I brought him home
And I was nineteen. He's been my dog all that time.
He's your dog, but he's my best friend
Yeah, and then two years ago he met Claudia and it was all over for us
Yeah, I think we're even
We're equally silly
Erm, well, I do think, not to be unkind my love, but you haven't really got any money to save
So we don't know on that one yet.
I'm sorry
It's okay. I love giving things to you. It makes me happy
I brought you a rose whilst you were in the bath today.
You did, that was so sweet because I was crying in the bath
Yes, you're dramatic like that sometimes
Unrelated to marriage
All I've had to eat today is vegetable broth
You're alright, I've just been picking food out of people's teeth all day, but you know
She's a dentist if you didn't know
I think they know.
Well, but if they didn't, that is very strange
Yeah, I was doing market research.
What have you been eating today?
Can I have a look?
yeah
yeah, I find it quite hard to sleep without you aswell
I don't really know how to be without you anymore
Well, that's why we're married.
I think maybe we're the same
Why, what were you going to say? were you going to say me?
I might have said you actually
Have you seen how big my nose is?
I can even talk and have a spoon on my face
I own no trousers
What?
No, I'm the boss
Oh. No.
You're not
Well, obviously we're not going to think that we're both the like best catch, no, that ourselves is the best catch
Ha!!!!
Awww
I love you
Well fair enough
I mean what am I wearing right now?
You can see my bra
I find this very sexy though, I would not want to date anyone who dressed like me.
I never remember it, I just let it go
I don't care
I don't do washing up
Equal
I'd say equal amounts, yeah, but different types of gardening.
Yeah, you prune things.
You do the down low gardening, I do the up high gardening
I plant things, you prune things
Aww, well I thought, I always think you tell me more and I should tell you. But I'm glad you think I tell you as much.
We always say, 'I love you' 'I love you too'
We do we say it quite a lot, every day
So boring for everyone else, I'm really sorry.
I hated people like us when you were like single.
I love you, I love you... Oh piss off with your happy lives.
Weren't you?
No, no, I found it really sweet
I find it sweet, and then I was like... sad
Don't be sad because I was like you once, and now I'm one of those nauseating, happy, in love coupled people J: Smug marrieds
Bye, thanks for watching.
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