- Surgeon Simulator, Amateur Surgeon,
Plague Inc., Bio Inc.
Now comes, Operate Now: Hospital Edition?
You recommended it, I'm about to play it.
Let's get it started.
Bewoop!
In a hospital, every day is a matter of life and death.
Sounded super dramatic.
Doctor I know you're new here,
but this is no time for niceties.
Niceties?
What's your name, doctor?
This is easy.
Dr. Mike, and I love that doctor is spelled out.
I don't know if you guys notice, on all my stuff,
I spell out, well, not on this one, but.
Gaping wound.
Very easy, two minutes.
Okay doctor, we need to make neat stitches across the wound.
Bam.
God, I like using the pencil for this.
100%.
Let's put the applicator tool.
Good work, doctor.
He's stabilizing, perhaps now
I can introduce myself properly.
I'm Amy.
Dr. Stone told me you were in charge
until he return.
Amy!
Why did no one,
why did no one let me know about the newcomer
being put in charge?
Patients lives hang on by a thread and I have to
wait on an amateur to sign off on my operating room?
God, it's like Grey's Anatomy episode.
You don't have to talk to Dr. Mike
as if they weren't here, Sirona.
What do you say about getting things running, doctor?
All right, what should we name the hospital?
What about like,
Happy and Healthy Memorial.
(laughs) That's corny.
Dat Healthy Spot, Yo.
Here you'll find a list of available tasks such as:
Surgeries, assignments, and more.
Okay.
I gotta build the operating room.
Building different departments will keep
your hospital running and allow you to produce
the resources that you need.
Okay, I like that, let's go then.
We have a level one operating room installed,
wow that's a nice operating room.
Dangerous Polyp?
Difficulty very easy.
Okay, doctor.
Now that we have good sanitary conditions to operate in,
let's see how you perform a complex surgery.
I don't know of a polyp is considered a complex surgery,
Oh, but it's in the intestines.
A polyp ectomy.
Any time you have a term in medicine,
where you have ectomy,
that means you're talking it out.
Appendectomy, taking out the appendix.
Polypectomy, taking out the polyp.
You get what I'm saying?
First we need to apply the anti-septic tool applicator,
which is really true.
This is the first thing that we do.
Then we get the scalpel.
Then, because I have my awesome pencil,
I can just do a perfect incision right there.
Look at that, it's like I've been doing this my whole life.
Take too long, or make mistakes
and you'll lose the patient.
Don't stop now.
Scalpel.
Let's go right into.
This is almost like an exploratory laparotomy,
but it's a little bit deeper than this.
Now we can see the polyp.
Let's laser it.
Oh it's good.
Promote healing by applying gel over the cauterized area.
Now, let's suture.
Bam.
Look at that.
Good, now let's close her up while we still have time.
Select the needle tool.
Bop.
And we cleaned it up.
She said my stitching needs work,
but a competent job, I suppose.
I think she's just hating, that operation was a success.
I'm the man.
By the way, this new game I'm addicted to,
I kinda gave up on Overwatch.
It's called Apex Legends.
If you want me to play Season 2 Apex Legends,
'cause I'm nasty, drop it down below in the comments.
Hospital Life, there are three departments types
for you to manage.
An admission department admits patients.
These indicators tell you how much cash you have,
how many beds are in use.
Tap on medical departments
to collect the cash that accumulates.
Here, you'll be able to manage your staff
and assign them based on their specialty,
thus allowing your departments to function.
All right, let's see.
I have one angry surgeon here.
With Sirona assigned to the operating room,
we'll have steady cash flow.
Let's claim it.
Boom.
What did I earn?
(chuckles) that was exciting.
I got Dr. Ambrosia,
and she gives me 1% extra money, and 1% extra time?
I don't know what that means.
We'll need a place where patients can recover safely.
Let's build a ward.
Okay ward, $10,000.
I have 27,000 let's build it right there.
I have 23 beds, and I got another reward.
I got John, the Nurse.
I'm gonna put my nurse in there, in the recovery area.
Build a break room.
Let's do it.
I still don't get the need for that.
Resource spending should be solely for better patient care.
Well, Serona, I hate to be the one to tell you this,
but in order to be more productive,
you need to be well rested.
In order to be well rested,
you need to have some quiet time.
Silence is golden.
We need a break room.
For nurses, for doctors, and residents.
Well, the residents are probably
not gonna get access until they start complaining
and all that stuff, but you know.
Doubt much resting will take place there.
Those hooligans will turn it into a frat house.
What hooligans?
We have like three staff in my hospital
that's called, Dat Spot Where You'll Get Healthy, Yo.
(chuckles) If assigned staff member runs out of stamina,
the department will stop working.
Refill their stamina, assign them to the break room
or simply put another non-tired staff member to work there.
Okay.
Oh my God, I can give him plus 50 energy
by giving him coffee.
Here's some coffee buddy.
And look, my staff is already performing better,
and we got another reward.
This game has the most rewards I've ever seen.
Energy drink, recovers 100 stamina points instantly.
There should be a little thing at the bottom,
but shortens your life just a bit.
Work is relentless.
A patient has come in with a severe bone fracture.
Care to take a look?
I don't mind taking a look.
Jake, 21, went on a night out.
He fell off his bike riding home, and broke his right arm.
Ouch.
The scaphoid wrist bone is usually the most
commonly broken bone when you're falling
on an out stretched hand.
That's the one that's more in your wrist.
This, the area looks like we're going into, is either
an ulna fracture or a radial fracture.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess ulna.
I don't know why.
I'm just, where it is,
I don't know.
Let's just clean it up.
Let's go.
Bop.
Clean incision.
It's worse than we thought, yeah.
Yeah, let's get the bones outta here.
Good work, I've cleaned the fragments.
Now I need you to reassemble the bones.
Look at that.
Now let's place the metal support.
Bop.
That's called an open reduction internal fixation procedure.
ORIF.
Basically, open, meaning we had to cut open
the person's body in order to make this happen.
And internal fixation means that we had to put
metal hardware in there to make the bones stay.
Yay, operation successful!
We could have done it a little faster,
if I wasn't narrating the procedure.
I'm tryin' to teach you how to do a radial fracture,
or ulna fracture.
I didn't really pay attention.
Not good to say as a doctor.
Dr. Stone, judging by the hospital's reputation,
the new doctor's certainly living up to my expectations.
I guess he doesn't know what I named
the hospital, thank God.
Fracture, left leg.
Your patient has a comminuted break on the tibia, ow!
That's the lower part, the shin bone.
All right, let's do it.
We're gonna start by cleaning, yes.
Then by scalpeling, bam.
Okay, now that we're inside,
the tibia doesn't look so good.
We gotta get these cleaned up,
so let's put them up there.
Thank you.
Okay.
I feel like I'm a real doctor or something.
(calming music)
This is fun.
Good job Dr. Mike.
I will say, this game is extremely, accurate,
because I'm legitimately stressed out,
I feel like I have to deal with PR, bosses,
patients, staff members, their needs, their training.
I mean, I loved playing Sims back in the day,
but that was stressful.
What I want you to learn from this is A,
how complicated it is to run hospital.
You have all these things,
you need to constantly upgrade equipment,
make choices, difficult choices, not put a break room in,
upgrade a break room, give staff members free coffee,
don't upgrade the caf, I mean.
I prefer Bio Inc. and Plague Inc. to this one.
I just feel like it's more mischievous,
and I can have more fun playing those games.
This feels like work.
If you wanna see some more of my game-playing videos,
click on this playlist right here, and as always,
stay happy and healthy.
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