(Travis) 'Sheriff's Department! Stay where you are.'
- 'Hands where we can see 'em.' - 'Hands where we can see 'em.'
(Dangle) 'You know why we're here, don't you? You know?'
- 'I don't know.' - You don't know?
- You don't know? - No.
No, I don't know.
So you wouldn't know anything about
the First Western Bank being robbed this morning
by a gentleman...
A gentleman with...
...a crossbow, Frisbee!
'A man with a crossbow.'
I-I don't, I don't know what you're talkin' about.
You don't know what we're talking about?
- Frisbee.. - No.
Guess how many people in this area
subscribe to Crossbow Enthusiast.
- 'I don't know. 2000.' - One!
You want to hear the description of the fella we're lookin' for?
- 'Let's hear it, Travis.' - And see if it rings any bells?
- Let's see if it reminds us-- - Quieten down!
- Wearing a ski mask... - Yeah.
'Beard stickin' out under the ski mask...'
- 'Yeah.' - 'Strawberry-ish.'
(Frisbee) 'Yeah.'
(Travis) 'Woman drivin' the getaway car, also in ski mask.'
- 'Very pregnant. Underage.' - Yeah. Yeah.
(Travis) 'Six kids in the back of the pickup truck.'
Yeah. Well...
Remind you of anybody, Frisbee?
Don't sound... Does not ring a specific bell.
- Don't sound familiar? - No.
Wouldn't know anythin' about that, would you, Frisbee?
No, I don't know anything about it.
You wouldn't, uh, perhaps, have a alibi
for yourself this mornin', would you?
- Where were you, Frisbee? - 'Around 8:32?'
I was making a hammock, I was making a hammock out of weeds.
- Can I see that? - It didn't go very well.
I don't know. No, it-it-it frayed up.
- It frayed up on you? - Yeah.
So if we were to take a look at your hands
we wouldn't see any of the blue paint
'that the bomb let off, that the bank put in--'
Dye bomb in the bag, Frisbee. Blue dye bomb. No hiding it.
- I don't... No! - Let's see the hands.
Huh?
[fingers cracks]
You want to talk to it?
(Dangle) 'No, we don't want to talk to the hands.'
- ***. - Sorry to do that to you.
Stay out of trouble. You know anybody else that's, uh...
- 'Yeah, who else around here?' - 'Crossbow...'
- Get in the house! - 'On the ground!'
- On the ground! On the ground! - On the ground, Frisbee.
(Dangle) 'Set the beer down and get on the ground. Da-da!'
'Don't drink the beer, set it ***.'
Damn it, Frisbee, get on the ground.
- No, don't-don't do it. - Don't.
Frisbee, no! No, Frisbee, no!
[instrumental music]
[dogs barking]
[indistinct radio chatter]
- Sheriff's department! - Sheriff's department!
Frisbee!
(Garcia) 'Chandler, Ross, Joey'
'Oliver, Greg, get in the house!'
'Get in the
(Garcia) 'How are we doin' today? How are we doin'?'
We got a call down there at the department
uh, some, uh, aircraft
takin' off from, uh, Reno airport's been receivin'
some, uh, fire, some, uh, bullet rounds.
(Frisbee) 'What airline was it?'
(Garcia) Uh...
Doesn't really matter, Frisbee, honestly...
I don't shoot at airlines. Alien aircraft.
(Garcia) 'You only shoot at alien aircraft?'
What I think is alien aircraft, ET stuff.
(Garcia) Uh-huh, how would you distinguish that
from regular aircraft?
It's got aliens in it.
What if you start [beep] spirits, uh, aircraft?
What if they were just, you know, doin', a little, uh
drive by and you start, uh, takin' shots at 'em
'and suddenly, holy [beep]'
we just took a first shot at an alien spacecraft?
That's a good question. What's your name?
- 'Travis, Travis Jr.' - Travis.
Travis, that's a good question.
Thank you.
- I like your look. - I like your, uh, lifestyle.
(Frisbee) 'Thanks a lot.'
Got a nice house, got a good, good wife, second cousin.
- 'How you doin', ma'am?' - Hi, I'm good, thanks.
If we were to look, say, for example
'in that bunker that you covered with tarp'
'right before we came over...'
I ain't been in there for so long
I have not, I haven't been over there--
You never make it to this corner of the yard.
- That's not even ours. - This is not yours?
- Oh... Honey, is that ours? - Shut up!
- I'm sorry. - 'Oh.'
- Oh, ho ho ho ho! - Oh, my lord!
[police laughing]
(Garcia) 'Wow! Oh, Frisbee!'
(Frisbee) 'Yeah, I got this at a yard sale.'
What? [beep]. I never find [beep].
(Jones) 'You got a bargain too.'
You're just shootin' at these cans right there?
'That and the oranges.'
- Alright, so just cock her up. - 'Just hug up to it.'
Alright, put the hand underneath. Here we go.
- Whoo-hoo! - Feed and bleed!
- Alright, here we go. - Let it feed and bleed!
[gunshots]
- 'Oh!' - 'That's it!'
[explosion]
That was pretty [beep] cool.
- Can I do it next? - Sure, go ahead.
[instrumental music]
- Hey, Frisbee. - 'Frisbee!'
Well, the end times are near.
The truths of Revelations have manifested themselves.
- The day has come? - 'Mm-hmm.'
- It's happened. - Mm-hmm.
- The Jews? - The Jews have taken over.
And now we gotta come around
and give every head of household the mark.
- The mark of the beast. - 'Oh, what are they gonna do?'
Are they, are they gonna come, uh, take my-my home?
- Yes. - They gonna come take my land?
They gonna come take my babies?
- Yes. - Yes.
- 'Yes, yes to all of those.' - Gonna make 'em the Jew bees?
- 'Yes.' - 'Yes.'
Some of the ones who have a little somethin'
going on upstairs are taking for new ground.
- Mexico. - 'Where is it?'
- That's what I heard. - 'It's South.'
(Clementine) 'Leave under the cover of darkness...'
'...sleep during the day.'
'Take to the trees and the riverbeds.'
You'll be safe.
- Kids! - Come on.
The mayor's son owns all this property
and wants them off, okay?
They been squattin' just a little bit too long.
(Frisbee) Drop your weapon.
Dear Jesus, we know you really weren't Jewish.