it's going to be a tremendous effect it won't you know obviously won't be just like the movie
but you'll see a guy flying off the building this is a lot of yeah hey good you see this
yeah you know what this is no it's a winning lottery ticket oh 63 grand wow congratulations
65 000 that's right i'm out of the hole what whoa so cute hey wait a minute hey what
well i don't
wow
paul do you know who that do you know what that was never seen him before
sixty three thousand dollars is that what he got there apparently
that's what he said yeah yeah that's not exactly you money
hey i just got the call really whoa
after 12 years of working here i got hired as the assistant segment producer
on the megan mulally show that's right i'm outta here
quite a lot of negative energy here tonight
excuse me oh i'm sorry can i help you i just wanted to say goodbye before i go on vacation
oh great well bye-bye they're slaving away here all year i'm going to the luxurious
paradise of the bahamas oh that'd be nice and i won't be back for two weeks that's great so cute
hey
i i think it's going to be kind of weird when he comes back golden globe nomination
excuse me oh hi how you doing i'm not gonna make the big christmas
party you're not coming to the party tonight no my daughter has a holiday choir concert
oh well i'm sorry to hear that but i thought i'd come by early and get this out of the way okay
what about the guy in the center who was holding the spinning plates the the plate on his left was
not spinning at all so right away i i smell a fraud this one was spinning this one was not
spinning so i would have to say agree with you was it anything wait a minute hey yes oh this is
the guy nothing no you thought that was nothing well you only had one plate spinning well uh
uh what's on your mind tonight eric well i wanted to know exactly what's written on your cue cards
uh well you know just little prompts little reminders little cues about this show
i guess we could show you this one you want it all right show it okay like this one for instance
that's what's on that one
it's just
that's crazy you're calling me a a dumb guy
i'm the dumb guy in the audience is that what you do oh come on settle down go lift the car you know
what i got something to say to you now wait a minute settle down it's just hey wait a minute
is that the guy or excuse me what what's going on yes sir
i'm sorry yes hi what's going on ventriloquism week is this week let me see
no no i'm sorry it is it's next week next february 12th that's right i'm certain that
it's this week no no no i i have it right here i don't know where you got your information but
it's the 12th through the 16th it's next week so so you're saying to me that i waited out in the
cold for six hours for nothing well
i wouldn't say
are you are you worried about me or the dummy well
did the writers go out already is that what happened huh oh yes i'm sorry
yes in case there's a writer's strike i just
wanted to come by and say that i may not be here for a while okay i understand sure
you
hey
aren't you aren't you forgetting something i love you okay
excuse me uh excuse me yes sir excuse me right ahead sir i heard you were gonna do
stupid pet tricks tonight oh no no no no not tonight we do it from time to time a couple
of times a month but i'm sorry not tonight we have a great job you're definitely not
going to do stupid pet tricks yes i know for a fact tonight is the night we give away socks
that's that's really unfair i mean i i got tickets for this right
so long ago i mean what are we doing soon don't worry come back another night we'll
do it some other time no no i had to sit through that silly stupid monologue you did
if you're not gonna bring on the pets we'll then wait a
minute know we were talking about this earlier and and uh when i grew up in the 50s
uh ronald mcdonald was like an icon even before we knew what icons meant and now he's
gone they've dumped him and uh because he he he's bad for kids to see uh a clown uh represent a
poor nutrition that that's bad and you go to anybody go to the uh tournament the secretary the
yes hi how are you i heard you just fired ronald mcdonald no i didn't just fire rocco
that's why i got into this game yeah well i had nothing to do with that hey
guess what i have to say to you what do you have to say to me now wait a
stop minute come on come on get out of here you remember dave huh dave excuse me a second she
used to dave hi uh dave you know the guy no hey i thought he was oh hi how are you what can i do
for you well since the world is coming to an end i i wanted to get a few things shared with you
you you work here right yeah yeah yeah i do okay so he's talking about the apocalypse i
wanted to share a couple of things because the world's coming because of the apocalypse
yeah go ahead what your name is uh jody yes okay sure yeah he has a couple of things he wants
to say go ahead jody because end of the world okay all right take it away hey wait a minute
wow you know what's fun to do we have the we have the hose cam outside on 53rd street turn
on the camera let's shower some folks let's see get somebody out there look at that there we go
i was just walking outside right and you sprayed me i i i know i was on my way to a job interview
i'm sorry we were just goofing around a little bit goofing around
well here's some goofing around for you
sorry
sorry he feels that way
you seem like people are i feel like people are more sensitive to you