- Ready to go?
- [Woman] Ready!
- Let's go! - Go!
- What's up, y'all?
Welcome back to another episode of Basic to Bougie.
I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- I'm Darren "Big Baby" Brand!
- We got a special guest, Ms. Justina Valentine.
(applauding) - You're damn right!
- You're damn right!
Wild 'n Out, TRL, what else?
- Ridiculousness, 16 and Pregnant next season...
(laughing) - Yeah we working on it later?
- As always, Basic to Bougie,
we're gonna try three different versions of one food.
We're talking which is the cheapest
and which is the most expensive
to prove that basic food can be bougie.
- Or, that bougie food can be basic.
(sexy music) (cheering)
- We just comin' with the dance moves tonight.
- Time, are you okay today?
(sexy music)
Don Vito! (fast Latin music)
- Ven pa ca, papi chulo! - Ay, ay!
- I just touched something wet, oh my gosh.
- It's a cupcake!
- [Justina] This is good.
- Did you taste it?
- Yeah. Oh, sorry.
- Justina, you're not-- - I'm new, I'm new!
- Tim wiped wrong.
- Oh, Tim!
- Can we get some more paper towels?
- Cupcakes!
Sometimes I cup some cakes.
- Mmm- cup the cakes.
- (laughs) You a fan?
- Talk to 'em.
- Cup the cakes. - [Darren] Cup the cakes!
- Oh, like butts! - [Darren] Yeah!
Damn, do better.
- Is there any coffee?
(laughing)
I'm just saying, this cherry right here, though.
- That doing it to you?
- Yeah. You dirty.
- Can you stop working your cupcake?
- She was getting moist, look at her!
She's juicy in there, look.
I'm serious, I'm not even being funny.
- Yeah? - Yeah. No, Tim!
(sexy music) - Eye contact.
- Here, come one, come feed me, dog.
(fast Latin music) (laughing)
Thank you.
- That was very polite.
He made sure he didn't get his glove on your lip.
You never know where them gloves have been.
Nice hair, dirty gloves!
- His name is Don, tighten up!
- Oh, it's banana!
- [Tim] Oh, wow.
- Mmm.
- Oh, this is tasty.
- I love banana!
This is great.
- [Darren] That is a good ass cupcake!
- [Tim] That's really tasty.
- And the bust in the middle, that's like the secret sauce.
- What flavor is that middle sauce?
- It's gotta be chocolate.
- You sound so nasty eating that.
Don Vito, would you lick that off?
- This is your chance! - No, just ki-- (laughs)
- Go in there Don!
- Let's get it.
- Don!
- His tongue is so soft!
- What kinda tongues have you been dealing with?
- That thing felt like a satin pillow!
- When did Basic to Bougie get so like this?
- If you gotta compliment somebody--
- It didn't used to be like this, guys.
- Tim, lick the rest off.
- Not after he did it!
I don't even know him!
- That was delicious. - That was delicious.
- I'm a little hot and bothered
with Don Vito's satin tongue.
- [Darren] Basic cupcake.
- [Justina] It's good. - [ Darren] Yeah.
- [Tim] It's moist, though.
- This is the cupcake that you get from a smarl's mart.
- Yeah, I prefer vanilla bottom, chocolate top.
(tires screeching) - Vanilla bottom,
chocolate top. - Like, I like
to be on the bottom and then have somebody--
(erotic music) You know what I mean?
(record scratching)
- This is good.
- It's not bad. - It's like a brownie.
- Yeah. I got dookie under my nails now.
Don Vito!
- Don't do that! (record scratching)
- [Darren] Looking real strawberry shortcake.
- Yeah, this looks good.
Mmm, this is good!
Oh my gosh, this is delicious.
Was it a grainy texture in the icing?
The little, like, crumbles.
I love it.
- This was the driest of them all, though.
On the bottom.
- No, it's not moist at all.
- Don Vito!
(fast Latin music) Wanna try some?
I'll feed it to you.
- See, now look, that makes sense...
- (mumbles)
- It makes sense that you like this one the most
because you're used to, like, dry tongues and dry cupcakes.
- That's why I was so taken by his tongue.
- I see the correlation.
- I think this was delicious.
- Okay, look, the top of this one is great.
- Delicious. - The bottom is--
- The cupcake itself is is basic as (beep).
I am getting diabetes at this very moment.
- Well, I'ma just tell you what I'm thinking.
The banana splooge in the middle, let's call it.
- Yeah, the most expensive.
And then the strawberry, dry--
- But delicious!
- [Darren] But delicious. We admit though.
- [Tim] This is aight.
- And then this birthday 'I forgot the cake,
'let me grab this cupcake.'
- [Justina] I'm going with that.
- Don!
My boy! - Open it with your tongue!
I'm just kidding. (laughs) - Dominican Don
with the soft tongue!
- Yeah, oh!
(laughing)
- You ready? - Yeah.
- Here we go. - [Justina] Okay.
The cheapest is the grocery store cupcake, chocolate dollar.
- Uh-oh. - Damn!
Banana split cupcake with the cherry.
And then the strawberry shortcake, local bakery, $5.50.
Local bakery, start making your (beep) moist!
That's what threw us off!
We would've went with you 'cause the icing's amazing!
- It's like that girl that wears really expensive makeup
but then her breath stinks.
- I really don't like losing, man!
- And on the inside it's not poppin'.
- Shut up! Lost!
God damn it, man. - [Justina] I'm not happy.
We gotta do better, bro.
- Don Vito's tongue threw me off.
- I'm not gonna lie. - Can you stop bringin'--
- I'm trying to understand what kind of rough,
dry tongues she's been dealing with.
- (whispers) That's not even the concept of the show.
- Yours, Tim!
- That was back in season eight, don't worry about it.
- My tongue is as moist as this (beep) right here!
You've just watched another episode of Basic to Bougie!
(snapping)
- Bye. - Don Vito!
Come get the cake.
(laughing) (fast Latin music)