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You know, when I first read the script for "Empire Strikes Back",
and Darth Vader told Luke he was his father...
I thought for sure he was lying.
What if his parents have gone to the dark side?
Luke...
I am your father.
Noooooooo!
You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you.
In a way, I am your father.
That's not true!
That's impossible!
(deep voice) I am your father.
Really?
No, not really.
Dexter, I... am your father.
(gasps)
That is not possible!
Oh, wait. No, you're right.
You..are my father.
No! Nooooo!
Yeah-huh!
(Darth Vader breathing sounds)
Luke...
I am your daddy.
No.
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lukeeeeee...
Luuuuuke, I am your father!
Oh, why do you always do this crap?
I'm your father!
No...that's not true! That's impossible!
How do you know all this?
Because I.. am your father.
Your Godfather!
Luke...
I am your father.
Ow!
Stop screwing around.
(deep voice) Aw, that's mean.
(deep voice) Luke, I am your father.
Stop playing around!
Hey, say "Luke, I am your father."
(electrolarynx) Luke, I am your father.
Luke, I am your father.
Luke..
I am your father.
What are you... Darth Vader? - Yeah.
Why?
Welding helmets and leg warmers?
Best way to get props is to use props.
I am your father.
Uh, Darth Vader. - Is that a movie?
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
.........
Luke, I am your father!
(Darth Vader breathing sounds)
I am your father!
Luke, I am your logger! Haha
...and I am your father!
Nooo!
Luke, I am your father!
That's not true!
I'll never give in.
You killed my father!
No, Buzz. I AM your father!
Noooooooooooooooooo!
We're lots closer than you ever thought, Tommy Pickles.
I...am your cousin!
My name is Darth Vader. I am your father. Prepare to die!
Speak, Goddard.
Luke, I am your father. (breathing sound)
Luke, I am your father.
(giggles)
Luke, I am your father.
(breathing sound)
Simba... I am your father.
I don't think Mufasa said that.
You must avenge my death, Kimba. I mean, Simba.
Luke, I am your father.
...good chance for me to practice my acting.
Uh, like this. (clears throat)
Luke, I am your father.
...and an athletic supporter and cup for Barry. Look at this.
I'm Darth Vader.
Erica, I am your mother.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
He told me you killed him!
No...I am your father.
I thought for sure he was lying.
Me too!
But he wasn't, was he?
He was not! How messed up was that?!