- Mmm, it's the Krusty Krab pizza. It's so gooey and melty.
- No, really, this smells so good. - Oh my god!
- I don't know what to do!
- (PvF) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- (both) SpongeBob SquarePants!
- (PvF) We've cooked up a SpongeBob SquarePants
Try Not To Eat Challenge that'll truly test your willpower.
- I am so excited. - I had it down to the bed sheets
as a kid, like full-on pajama set. - Did you really?
- My second birthday party was SpongeBob themed.
- (PvF) We will be showing you clips from SpongeBob
and then presenting you with the food from the show.
- All right. - Okay.
- (PvF) If you succeed at not eating any,
you'll be rewarded with a delicious surprise.
But for each item you try, you must eat one bite
of our chummy punishment food. - (inhales sharply)
It's Chum Bucket. - No, no!
- The chummy food. - He about to get
that chocolate bar. You better do it, boy.
- Kelp. - The name is Kelp? (laughs)
- We're gonna get a Kelp bar? - Oh, boy.
- (laughs) - This episode kills me every time.
- Oh, he missed the bus! - I mean, come on.
- (PvF) Up first, we've ransacked the vending machine
and have a handmade pistachio almond and cacao nugget crunch chocolate bar.
- No!
- It's beautiful! Ooh. - Whoa.
- It smells like Easter. - I'm so blown away by this.
- If we don't take a bite, we can never have it ever.
- I know! - But if we try it,
and we can take it home? - I'm gonna cave.
(buzzer) - The nougat for me.
- No, really, this smells so good. - Oh my god!
- I don't know what to do! - I wanna do it. (laughs)
I wanna bite it, but... - This is great.
You really outdid yourself on this one.
- I feel like I have to try it. - Is it so good?
- Mmm. - Oh, no!
- I've never seen this light blue chocolate before.
I'm legally obligated to. - I'll pass.
- 'Cause I know the punishment is just gonna be swimming [censored].
- You guys are just talking, and now I'm like--
okay, now I'm trying it. (buzzer)
- You've genuinely outdone yourself again.
Like, this is great. - All right, I'm gonna win this one!
- (PvF) Are you? - Yes!
- Oh, that's so good. - If I'm gonna eat something--
- I need to know in my heart. - Yeah.
- I'm just having a moment. - Man, the nougat's really good.
- Shar, are you passing? Really? - I am!
I'm so afraid of the punishment food,
because you know it's gonna taste so bad.
- Yeah. - And then you're gonna burp it
for the rest of the day. - Ewww! No!
(gasps) ♪ It's a pizza ♪
- ♪ It's a pizza ♪ - ♪ Pizza is the pizza for... ♪
- (laughs) ♪ Is the pizza ♪ - (laughs)
- Look at his butt! - I know! (giggles)
- ♪ (all vocalizing) ♪
- (squeals) This is crazy.
- She is a fine-looking pizza. - I love how this is
like a Pulp Fiction kind of thing.
- I think I'm regretting this already. - So, I have been waiting
for this moment since I was three. - Cute little box!
- With the box! - (PvF) Next, your very own
personal Krusty Krab Pizza. - My arm hair is standing up.
- Ooh. - (gasps)
Oh my god. - Oh, that looks good.
I'm gonna eat this. - I mean, I already lost, right?
- Yeah. - Good morning. Breakfast time.
- She smells really good, though. - I know.
(buzzer) - Do you know what I was craving
last night that we didn't get? - What?
- Pizza. (buzzer)
(buzzer)
- (laughs) I'm very happy about this. - I can't.
I just can't. (laughs) - Mmm, it's the Krusty Krab Pizza.
It's so gooey and melty. - This is so exciting.
I see it, and then it's here. - That's the best thing
about this show is you get to see it in real life
when you never think you ever would see it.
- Well, this is the second time that I've won a Try Not
To Eat Challenge. And let me just tell you,
it's the last. - (laughs)
- No, if I'm gonna get out on something,
it's gonna be something, okay? - Yum. (laughs)
- That looked like good pizza. - It was good.
- I hope the punishment isn't horrible,
'cause I'm just caving on all of these already.
I'm taking many bites.
- (laughs) - Mm-hmm.
- (laughs) - Drinkable sausage?
- No. - (Patrick) Drinkable sausage.
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm, mm-mm. - No! Oh my god!
- Ew. - Yeah, no, this one...
- (PvF) Patrick swears by this drinkable sausage.
Aren't you the least bit curious? - I'm a lot bit curious. (laughs)
- Whoa. (laughs) - What is that?
- (PvF) It's drinkable sausage! - What does that mean?
- Broth. It smells like yummy broth. - Yeah.
- That smell was nothing I was ready for.
- So, am I gonna try it? - You have to try it.
(buzzer)
- Mmm! - Very sausage-y soup broth.
- I don't know about that one. - Ew!
- You know, it's not bad. (buzzer)
- I'll take your word for it. (chuckles nervously)
- A little bit of spice after. - Oh, man!
- That's actually-- I was scared. I was like, "Is this gonna be chunky?"
No, it's really good. - It's a no for me,
personally. - Yeah, this one--
- The smell is a little potent, if you will.
- Great presentation. - No, I just can't get the smell out.
This is crazy. How do you put a sausage
in liquid form? - I enjoyed that way more
than I thought I would. I get it. Patrick's onto something.
- Oh, great. - Popcorn?
- (laughs) - (laughs)
- I love Squidward. - (both laugh)
- (gasps) - It's green!
- What is this? - (PvF) So, we've taken pop kelp
to a whole new level with a sweet kettle corn
topped with salty furikake for a flavor like no other.
(buzzer) - How do you make this good?
- This is so good.
- (PvF) Oh, are you guys both eating already?
- Yeah. - Oh, sorry. Yeah.
- We're gonna try her. - Yeah.
- The effort that's put into this. - Can you see this?
Can you see that it's green on top? - Yeah, it's literally green.
- This is doing it. Okay. (buzzer)
(buzzer)
- Oh my god. - I KNOW!
- It's good. - Mm-hmm.
- I've never heard of green popcorn before.
But now I want some more pop kelp in my life.
- You chose correctly. I'm the idiot.
- (laughs) - That was sweet and salty.
- Mm-hmm. - This is my favorite thing so far.
It's so good. - No, this is good.
- That is really good. - This is really twisted,
but I'm gonna try the Chum. And that's gonna be a little
fulfilling for my childhood self. - That's super valid.
- (Squidward) I'm gonna have a can
of Swedish Barnacle Balls. - Swedish Barnacle Balls.
- We're getting Swedish Barnacle Balls.
- Swedish Barna-- what even ingredients?
- Yes! Yes! - You guys...
- Oh my god! - Look at this! This is...
- Swedish Barnacle Balls. - (PvF) So finally,
we have a can of Squidward's Swedish Barnacle Balls
that are really insanely delicious.
- I'm eating these. - Yeah, no. For sure.
- For sure. - Literally so, so nice.
(buzzer) Okay.
- Cheers. (buzzer)
- (sighs) - Dink.
(buzzer)
- Mm-hmm. (buzzer)
- Is this a meatball with, like, beans?
- Very sweet. - I'm a meatball girl.
- That's very good too. - That is...
- It is very good. - ...so good.
- You know when you go to baby showers?
- Yo, those baby shower meatballs are so different! Come on.
- This should be a legitimate thing. - Yeah, no, this is fire.
- I could eat this whole can. - You've eaten almost a whole can.
(laughs) - I love it. Wooo!
- (PvF) So, congratulations. You were able to avoid
our SpongeBob bites. - Yeah, I don't think I won, though.
- (chuckles) - (PvF) Unfortunately, you guys
were tempted by all of our sweet eats.
And for that, you must taste the punishment.
You guys failed real hard. - Yeah.
- Real hard. - (PvF) Before we do that,
I'm gonna show you what you would have gotten.
- Oh, god. - Yeah, Krabby Patty. Figured.
- No! - Oh, his beloved patty!
- (chuckles) - Ohhh.
- Oh! - It's adorable.
- (chuckles) "May I call you Patty?" - Now I'm sad.
- Look how adorable that is.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, for your punishment,
we have the Chum Bucket. - Oh my god.
I'm leaving. I'm quitting this channel.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh my god!
(in slow-mo) Oh my god!
- This is a gnarly pu-- (laughs) - No.
- (Daniel) This is one of the worst ones, you guys.
- Oh my gosh. Are those, like, guppies?
- What are these white things? - (PvF) And it is one bite
for each item you tried, so enjoy.
- Oh my god. I really feel like one of these
are just gonna move! I can't. (laughs)
- Ugh. - Well, that smell's gonna stay there
for another week and a half. - I'm literally gonna be
burping this, like... - Mm-hmm.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Okay, just don't smell it. - Yeah, hold your breath.
- Ah, it looks so unappetizing. - I'm just not breathing right now.
- Ugh!
- No regrets, but this is easily the most unpleasant punishment so far.
- (PvF) How are you feeling? Any regrets?
- Not really, huh? - I mean, some!
- (laughs) - (gags)
- (both laugh) - Ew! It's just the-- (gags)
I'm so sorry. This just looks disgusting!
- I don't know if you see, but it's like a little...
- Here, let me get you a bite. There you go.
- Ah! - It's not a big deal.
- (exclaims) - It's kind of a big deal.
- I swear I'm chewing on an eyeball right now.
- I'm gonna throw up. - Ovaries of steel, man.
You got this! Swallow it like it's a shot
of tequila. (glugs)
- That's probably the worst thing I've ever ate.
- Never again. (laughs) - No.
- Thank you guys for watching this episode of Try Not To Eat,
the episode where I vow to never win again!
- How do you think you'd do with these foods?
Let us know in the comments below. - And be sure to tell us
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- Bye, guys. - Bye!