♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- (speaks Simlish) - (both) Ohhhhh!
- Of course I'm gonna make my Sim look like me.
I love me. (laughs) - (PvF) Sul sul?
- Hello? - Simlish! (laughs)
I love how they get celebrities to sing covers of their songs.
- ♪ (sings in Simlish) ♪
- (PvF) Are you excited to try some food from The Sims?
- Yes, I'm excited. - Yes, I am.
- Wait. Stop! And they go to Nicole cam,
and then they come back to us because now we're gonna be sad
because you're gonna say...
- (PvF) It's a Try Not To Eat: Sims. - Try Not To Eat.
- (PvF) Plus, keep in mind that a Sim can starve to death
if you don't feed them properly. - Do you wanna be responsible
for murder? - No!
- Well, there we go. - (player) Time to order
our next pizza. I know... - Pizza!
- Mm-hmm. Pizza!!! - (player) We're just gonna make
a whole-ass ludacritive-- - Ludacrive?
- Ludacrive? - Yeah.
- Uh-oh. - Ludacrive! Move, [censored]!
Get out the-- - Wow.
- I mean, if it's a generic pepperoni/cheese pizza, you know...
- I could pass that. - Yeah.
- Hey, what kind of pizza's that?
- Okay. - Oh yeah.
- Oh! - This is number one, dude?
- (PvF) One of the many pizza options from Sims 4 is tikka masala pizza.
- Mm-hmm. - (PvF) A fusion dish that can be
delivered right to your Sim's house. - You know what?
I'm taken 'em both. - Okay. Fair enough.
- You know what? That's fine. - I mean, you like that stuff.
- I do like that stuff. - You should eat that.
- All right, I'm eating it. - Yeah.
Why wouldn't you, right? - Mmm.
- (gasps) - All right. You know what?
I did mention before that if it was just gonna be a generic pepperoni
and cheese pizza, I can pass, but this looks insane.
- Oh, see? She didn't even give me a chance. Just ran into it.
- Sorry. (buzzer)
Ooh-hoo. - Remember I said angry punishment.
- I'm always mad at you, okay? - (all laugh)
(buzzer) - This looks really good.
- That's really good! - Mm-hmm!
- I didn't know this existed. I'm very happy right now.
- Oh, I bet. - Mmm.
- I really want you to try it with me.
- I don't know. You already lost, though.
It would be kind of fun to just watch you do
a punishment. - You know what?
- What's the spiciest thing you can handle?
- Uhhh... Colgate toothpaste? - (both laugh)
- (speaks Simlish) - (speaks Simlish)
- Mmm. - (PvF) No tikka masala pizza?
- No, I think I can hold off. - Whatever!
- (player) Charlie's gonna use the stove real quick,
see if she can make some of these new things that we've...
- Okay, work, Charlie. - Oh!
- So many more options. - Jungle what?!
- Jungle moss egg? - Jungle moss egg?!
- Ohhh, that's so cute! - Why is it green?
Is it painted? - Why not?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa.
- Whoa! - Ooh, it's sparkly.
Look at the glitter! - (squeals and gasps) Shiny!
- (PvF) Get weird with experimental food in Sims 4,
Dine Out Game Pack, and try the Jungle Moss Egg
with Lavender Wisps that looks like something
from an alien world. - Oh.
- What is that? - There's something in it.
- Look. That is so pigmented. Oh my god. This is great.
- I want you to know, first thing, these are my two favorite colors.
But I know now that they're not my two favorite colors for food.
I'm gonna pass. - I'm an alien.
- [Censored]. We look so good. (laughs)
- (PvF) I really want one of you guys to crack open
this egg 'cause I don't even know what's inside.
- Why don't you crack it open? Take a bite of punishment food.
- You know what, Izzy? If you try this one,
I'll do a bite of punishment food with you.
- (gasps) Are you ki--
- Oh, wow. - Ha!
- There's a little baby chick in there! (laughs)
- Oh my god! - (screams)
- There's a thing inside! - Oh my god!
- How-- - Ah!
- Oh! Ahhh! - Oh, it's a little baby chicken!
(buzzer) - Awww!
- Now you gotta eat all of it at once.
- Can't do all that. - (PvF) Your tongues are very green.
- Oh, no. (laughs) - (laughs)
- The eyes on the bird
are sending me into a spiral. - And the beak and the hair.
- I've been trying not to eat sugar for a while, so I'm considering this
a judgment-free zone. - This doesn't count. Yup.
- (PvF) You ready to move on? - Yeah. I only did that for Nicole.
- Ooh, watermelon. - Ooh!
- That's watermelon? - It's watermelon.
- He's gonna burn his house down. (laughs)
- He's looking everywhere but the cutting board.
- (laughs) - Ooh, watermelon in a pan?
- Yeah, this i-- what?! - He likes watermelon.
- I love me some watermelon! - I don't like all the extra noises
that you got in Sims. - (moans) Mm.
- Can cook. - No. Here's the thing.
- (speaks Simlish) See? - So he cooked watermelon?
- What? - And egg?
- Is that watermelon and egg? Is that bacon?
- Helloooo! - Ohhhhh!
- Grilled watermelon? - (PvF) Eggs Machiavellian
is a hilarious brunch dish from Sims 3 that
you didn't know you needed. - This is absolutely a first.
I've had grilled pineapple. - Yes.
- Not the biggest fan of that (buzzer)
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- Hmm. - It doesn't taste
like watermelon anymore. - No, it tastes like the grill.
- I'm good already 'cause I don't even like watermelon
at a standstill. - First off--
- I know. I hate myself too. It's fine.
- Zaria, when I don't eat the-- - (both laugh)
- I miss playing with my food. - I have to.
- Watermelon. Ham. - This is the weirdest thing,
and I'm interested. - Do it 'cause I'm--
I don't see a point in [inaudible]. (buzzer)
- (laughs) Wooo!
- You know what it tastes like? It tastes more like a squash.
- Yeah. - But...
- All right. - It ain't bad.
- I'm a huge eggs benedict fan, fully. - Me too.
- If I see it on the menu, I will order eggs benedict.
- (PvF) But eggs Machiavellian? - Mmm...
- It's a no for me!
- (Santa) Ho-ho-ho! - That's Sims 1.
- She's old. - It's so funny.
(laughs) - Oh, these are gonna be cookies.
- Ooh! Is it cookies and milk? - Santa does get cookies.
- Uh-huh. - Oh, cute!
- Yooo! - Oh!
- Okay. - Oreos are the best thing ever.
- Ooh. (buzzer)
- (PvF speaks Simlish) or Merry Christmas.
- (speaks Simlish) - (speaks Simlish)
- (PvF) We have some delicious holiday cookies from Granny Raymond
for you to place near the fireplace for Santa.
- That's pretty tasty. - Ah.
- They look filled. - (PvF) Mm-hmm.
- They look stuffed. - Oreos.
- Ooh, baby. (buzzer)
- You're already taking the punishment. You might as well take a bite.
- Oh, 100%. Yeah.
Yeah, you're right. - Oh, yeah. Purr.
- (PvF) Have you had an Oreo stuffed cookie before?
- Nope! But... - It's good?
- Damn! - You can take mine.
- (both laugh) - I'm so sorry.
- I'll happily take it. - You're taking
the punishment food already. You know how good this is.
Take a bite. There we go.
Get yourself some! - (hums happily)
- Those are really good. - Really good.
- They're getting some good gifts with these cookies. Let me tell you.
- Granny, you got it right. - But I can take it all home now.
- Yeah, you can take it all home. - So, who's winning?
- Take mine too. I don't want 'em.
'Cause I'm winning that prize! - (PvF) Oh.
- That's how you do it, man. You just take this stuff home.
- (player) I just realized how appropriate it is
that Luke is making a taco casserole.
- A taco casserole?!
- (both) Taco casserole! - What in the white? (laughs)
- I've had this before, and I love it.
- (both) Aww. - Yeah.
- Ooh. - (both) Ohhhh!
Shoutout to the sour cream dollop. - (PvF) Indulge in a multi-layered
taco casserole easily made by your Sim in Sims 4.
- It has rice in it. - Oh, it smells really good.
- Thanks, Sim. - Thanks, Sim.
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- Okay, yeah. Get into that.
Get in. Get out. - I'm gonna do it.
(buzzer)
- Oh, that's good. - Mm-hmm.
- It smells like Taco Bell. - Original Mexican pizza
from Taco Bell because it's got the olives.
- It smells amazing! - It smells really good.
When are you ever gonna have a taco casserole?
- That's a great just family dinner. - See, my mom's white. I can get this.
(laughs) - (PvF) When you play Sims,
do you make your character similar to you
or nothing like you at all? - Look, of course I'm gonna
make my Sim look like me. I love me. (laughs)
- Who doesn't? - My brain doesn't want it.
- And that is okay! - He's like, "No."
- (PvF) All right. Well, that is it. That is our challenge.
- Yay! (claps) - Yay.
- (PvF) Danny, you were able to avoid some of the Sims'
most difficult and rewarding creations.
And for that, you deserve a savory reward.
- Yay! Ooh, savory.
- (Sim) Whoa-ho-ho! - Ooh, this is a midnight snack
type of deal. - Ooh!
- My favorite meal of the day. - I love how peaceful this game is.
You just get to live your life. - It can't be better
than those Oreo cookies. - Oh, those were great, weren't they?
- (speaks Simlish) - Ohh.
- Oh, it's a cheesecake. - Okay, it looks like a soup.
- Cheeseca-- no, this looks like it's going on the stovetop.
- (gasps) Is that fettuccine? - Oh.
- (PvF) It is goopy carbonara. - Oh!
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Izzy, Brian, Sharon, Ted, and Zaria,
you were not able to resist the incredible variety of Sims foods.
♪ (sad trombone) ♪ Hopefully, you don't die
from embarrassment like Sims can in Sims 4.
All right, you ready for the punishment?
- Yeah! - Let's go.
- What is it? (groans)
- Never hit your sauce. - You know how they say, "Oh,
what's the secret ingredient? Love"? That's hate.
- Well, you like spicy. - I can handle spicy.
- Ooh! - Oh, it's on fire. Why is it on fire?
- Well, it's on fire. (laughs) - Ohhh.
- Super spicy? Yup, super spicy. - Ohhh!
- Oh, it's spicy spaghetti! - Oh, you're gonna be fine.
- (laughs)
Bro! This looks so good! - That does look really good.
- (PvF) Named after the premade townie from Sims 2, Goopy GilsCarbo,
the Goopy Carbonara is a perfect way to energize your Sim
and taste something unique to the game.
- There's bacon on it. - Mmm, that looks good.
- I got a Get Out of Punishment... - What?!
- ...Food for Free. (laughs) - (groans)
- I'm just not feeling down for the hot.
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - (PvF) There might as well be
a real fire on top of this angry, flaming spaghetti.
You'll have to let us know if you feel angry after eating it.
- Okay! - All right.
- Make a wish.
- Oh! It smells spicy. - I'm gonna go in.
I'm gonna go in-in. - Spicy buckaroo. (coughs)
- Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. - Oh yeah. Yeah. I like it. (laughs)
- (speaks Simlish) - (both shout)
- Whoa. - Ooh.
- Whoa! - (clears throat)
Oh my god! This is so [censored] spicy!
But I like it! - Wait, you have to take a bite too!
- (gasps) - Go! Go!
- That's right! - Get on in.
- All right. I promised you a bite.
- Wooo! - (speaks Simlish)
- (speaks Simlish) - Yup.
(buzzer) - WOOOO!
- (speaks Simlish) - (squeals)
- Right off the bat, it's really hot.
- Oh, [censored]. If it's hot off the bat,
it's not gonna get better. - Since I betrayed you
at the very beginning, do you want me to take
a bite of it? - That's a lot.
- I'm a winner, baby!
- Ooh, I can't swallow this. - Huh?
- That was a big bite. - Yeah, yeah, it was.
- Spicy, huh? - (laughs)
- (PvF) All right, well, that does it.
That's our challenge. - Yay!
- Thank you. - (laughs)
- (chuckles) - Here you go. (laughs)
- (PvF) I guess there are no regrets on Zaria's side.
- No regrets! - I have one regret.
- what was that? - How is that, Nicole?
- I don't know why I wanted to see what was in the egg.
- (laughs)
- Thank you guys so much for watching People Vs. Food.
- What did you think of this Try Not To Eat episode?
- Let us know. But also, let us know
what we should try in the comments below.
- Be sure to like and subscribe. - Yeah!
- Peace.
She couldn't even say goodbye. - Ahhh!
- Bye! (laughs) - Bye.
- Woo! - Bye.
- Bye! - "I could do hot.
I could do hot." (laughs)