♪♪♪ >>> HELLO, EVERYONE.
I'M ELF FIZZY. >> AND I'M ELF TIZZY.
WELCOME TO SANTALAND AT THE NORTH RIDGE MALL.
>> AND BEFORE WE LINE YOU UP FOR SANTA, THERE ARE SOME ELVES THAT
WANT TO SING FOR YOU. >> WELL THAT SOUNDS NICE.
I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL SING. >> PROBABLY SOME COOKIE CUTTER
CHRISTMAS JUNK. >> HON, BE FUN.
>> AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE SINGING ELVES ARE NOT THE ONES
ON THE POSTER, THE WEBSITE OR FROM OUR VERY DEEP BENCH OF
UNDERSTUDIES. >> THEY ARE ABSOLUTE AND OTHER
STRANGERS WHO PICKED THE COSTUMES.
>> SO HERE THEY ARE. THOSE PEOPLE!
>> HI, I'M DONDRA DUPREE. AND I AM CLEARLY AN ELF.
>> AND I JUST CHANGED MY NAME TO WONDERETH WILLIAM.
DON'T ASK. >> THIS IS A SONG ABOUT THE
FACIAL PROBLEMITIES THAT SANTA PLAY AROUND A CHIMNEY.
♪♪♪ ♪ WIG WHITE BLACK BOOT
WIDE BELT RED SUIT BEARD GROWN LIPS PURSED ♪
♪ ENTERS THE ROOM BOOTY FIRST
SQUISHING THAT ASS ♪ ♪ DOWN THE CHIMNEY SHOOT
GIRL WHAT DID THAT GIRL JUST SAY GIRL ♪
♪ EVERYBODY GET SOME LUBE HELP THIS BOOTY -- ♪
♪♪♪ ♪ DOWN THAT CHIMNEY Y'ALL ♪
>> WHAT WAS THAT? I WANTED "LET IT SNOW."
I MEAN THAT THAT FELT DRUGGY. >> IT FELT LIKE A -- CALL MOMENT
TO ME. >> WHO'S THAT?
HE'S A DYNAMIC GENDER BENING PERFORMER.
HIS SONGS MAKE YOU WANT TO SHAKE YOUR BOOTY.
>> BOOTY? WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM, BABE?
♪♪♪ >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH MRS. CLAUS,
WONDERETH? >> I DON'T KNOW, DONDRA.
SHE SEEMS FRUSTRATED, SEX-U-ALLY.
>> MAYBE SHE HAS WOMENLY NEEDS THAT AREN'T BEING MET.
>> WELL, WHO ON EARTH WOULD DO THAT TO HER?
>> EXACTLY. ♪ WHILE SANTA'S CLIMBING
IN HIS SLEIGH MRS. C COMES OUT TO PLAY ♪
♪ MRS. CLAUS DON'T GIVE NO --
SHE GIVES HER COOKIES ♪ ♪ TO THE ELVES
GIRL WHAT DID THAT GIRL JUST SAY GIRL ♪
♪ MRS. CLAUS HAS NEEDS NEEDS
NEEDS THAT'S --♪ ♪ IF YOU GIVE A --
-- PLEASE LOAN ONE OUT TO ME ♪
♪ ME ♪ ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ >> AM I BEING SENSITIVE OR WAS
THAT SONG ABOUT MRS. CLAUS NEEDING TO GET RAILED BY ELVES?
>> OF COURSE. HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SANTA,
IT'S OPEN. IT'S FLUID.
IT'S VERY TODRICK. >> HEY, WHO ARE YOU TODAY?
AND WHO INTRODUCED YOU TO THIS TODRICK?
>> MISTYANDRE. >> WHO IS THAT?
WE KNOW ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. >> MAYBE YOU DO.
WE WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU THE WRITER OF OUR SONGS.
>> LATONY GARAGE. LATONY, GET OUT HERE.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE CHILDREN.
>> LATONY, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY
BEFORE THIS NEXT SONG? >> YES.
THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN AS AN HOMAGE TO MY MOTHER.
THE MOTHER OF THE HOUSE, MISS BUFFY STYLES.
IT WAS WRITTEN AT 5:00 A.M. WHEN I WAS SKIING WITH MISS CONNIE.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? THE SNOW THAT GOES UP,
UNDERSTAND? THE NORTHEAST SNOW.
I MEAN -- >> THANKS LATONY FOR THE
CLARIFICATION. LET'S DO THIS.
♪♪♪ ♪ SANTA'S TIRED HE'S A GRUMP
WORK ALL NIGHT HE NEEDS A BUMP ♪
♪ DO THAT BUMP OFF YOUR RUMP THE RUMP PUM PUM PUM
THE RUMP PUM PUM PUM ♪ ♪ THE RUMP PUM PUM PUM
GIRL WHAT DID THAT GIRL JUST SAY GIRL ♪
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
>> I DON'T LOVE THAT THAT SONG WAS ABOUT DOING COCAINE.
BUT I LIKE THAT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN YOU
HAPPY. >> I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY. ♪ GIRL WHAT DID THAT GIRL
JUST SAY GIRL ♪ >> YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THAT FOR
YOU.