Hosuh: In order to search for world's greatest questions we ask ourselves... Is water truly wet?
Thank you for joining us on this week's episode of dumb debates. I am your host (thank God I can finally see you host)
Happy Hosuh. On the left we have the defending champion...
Delusional Daniel!1!1!
Please welcome him to the table *wooooooooh* (Hosuh's so cute omg)
On the right we have Savage Stephen striking back, preparing his rebuttal against Daniel's defense.
Yeah, Go Stephen *chuckles cutely* (So cute uwu)
So Stephen I have a question for you, is water wet?
Stephen: Is Daniel stupid?
Stephen: The answer is yes, obviously to both questions. Why wouldn't it be wet? (Hosuh: Yo- you've heard of this?)
Stephen: Yeah, but anytime anyone brings it up, I'll automatically assume that they're absolute idiots.
Hosuh: So is it yes or no?
Stephen: Of course water is wet. Yes! (Hosuh: Daniel?)
Daniel: No! Water isn't wet?!
Stephen: Okay, Daniel
Tell me why you think water isn't wet by all definitions.
Daniel: Things become wet after it has been touched by water. Water itself is not wet, if you think water is wet-
-It's like saying air is dry when the air-
-motions a certain type of object to become dry then it's dry, but air itself isn't dry.
Same water itself is not wet.
Stephen: Okay, first off air is totally either wet or dry. Is fire dry? Is fire hot? Yes, the answer is yes to both.
Daniel: Fire is not dry, fire is fire.
It is hot. Water may be cold, but it is not wet. (Stephen: But fire is dry, do you agree?)
No, I don't agree.
(Stephen: WHAT THE-) Hosuh: fire can't be wet though?
(Yeah- I know, it can't be wet-) so it can also not be dry! Can water be dry?
No, so it cannot be wet either.
Stephen: Okay. So there's a tactic in debate. Where pretty much a tactic of throw so much
Undisprovable information at your opponent just to overwhelm them because they can't answer everything all at once and I feel like this is one of those times!
Daniel: And there's also a tactic where you just name a tactic and assume that everybody will agree with that tactic and I also
(Stephen: Daniel-) I also think this is one of those times! (Stephen laughs)
Stephen: So you said that fire is dry
Daniel: You can't say it's dry fire itself is not dry it's fire
Stephen: Okay how do you define dry?
Hosuh: Fire... Causes dry
Stephen: By... removing water from it so then by that logic shouldn't water be also wet (whut I'm actually confused?)
Daniel: But you cannot remove water from water it itself exact at on itself. How can you remove water from water?
It's just water
Stephen: EVAPORATING STUFF?
Daniel: The evaporated stuff is still water if you say water is wet then you have to say that fire is on fire
It's not like houses on fire (Stephen: Fire is on fire!) fire itself is on fire (Stephen: Fire is on fire!)
No! You- what? If you fire if you dip your feet in water is it wet?
(Stephen: Yes) if you pour water on water is it wet? (Stephen: Yes! Yes!)
(Daniel: NO!) Stephen: YES! BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME THING! (Daniel: IT'S NOT WET)
Daniel: It's just adding water into water (Stephen: WHAT?)
Stephen: Okay, so suddenly your logic devolves because now all of a sudden we're adding something to water, but now it's not wet
Daniel: It's because water itself exists on its own it cannot add value to itself.
Stephen: Yes, it can! Okay
So if I get salt water and fresh water
If I pour the salt water into the water it will get wet because it consists of different things
But it's still essentially the same thing.
Daniel: Yeah the added value of it is the salt. The salt has been included into the water
However, if the water itself, we're talking about water itself alone. It cannot add value to it itself on its own
Stephen: So then by that logic if I add a fish which is mostly water into water, it doesn't make it wet?
Daniel: No! Fish has other particles that's not water therefore adding value to the original thing. That is water. Okay. Things can be dried up
(Stephen: BUT SALT WATER HAS OTHER THINGS) fish can be dried up.
Daniel: Yes, the salt can be wet! That salt can be wet! But water itself cannot be wet!
Stephen: As a whole it is called salt water! The half of it is called water!
Daniel: Listen if you're gonna just add different things into water I can't even have a conversation!
Hosuh: He- Here's what I think. I know I'm the host but-
Daniel and Stephen: SHUT UP HOSUH! (Both laugh)
Hosuh: OH MY GOSH OKAY! So... I agree with Daniel at this...
Daniel: YES! THAT'S RIGHT STEPHEN! Suck it! suck it Stephen! Suck a big Stephen, Stephen. (Hosuh: Oh my gosh...)
Stephen: Okay Hosuh why? Tell me your god awful logic? (Daniel: Okay, calm down) SHUT UP DANIEL I DON'T NEED CALMING DOWN!
Daniel: No Stephen I'm right, obviously (Hosuh: Oh my gosh...... okay stop)
Hosuh: So you guys make your points Daniel you think water is not wet. Stephen you think water is wet?
Stephen: I just think that water is wet. (Daniel: You're wet Stephen)
And unlike- Ah fuck I was gonna make a joke about that. SCREW YOU DANIEL
(Daniel and Hosuh laugh)
Hosuh: Okay, I guess we can ask the audience?
We'll make a poll and if you think waters wet click on 'water is wet'. If you think water's not wet click on the 'water is not wet'
And we'll see who gets the most points and whoever's the loser will get punished in the next video.
(Stephen: Oh this'll be fun) (Daniel: All- All right)
(I personally think Stephen will lose XD)