Wazzup guys, remember I played Life: the game, You guys seemed to really like it. I THINK IT HAS ABOUT A MILLION VIEWS NOW!!!!
So you guys really wanted me to do Afterlife: the game, so yeah this came out I mean I don't know how long ago
But I actually had to pay for this game, it's not like one of those free games. But Life: the game was free and I think that I'm just gonna play this.
So yeah just join along and get into this game. PLAY! Okay this say "hold" I..Imma supposed to fly, HOLD! Yes.... Yes.... Yes.... FLY!
OH! IT'S LIKE FLAPPY BIRD
"During your first few seconds of freedom as a ghost you managed to get yourself permanently stuck in a random obstacle." *To self*: THANKS BUDDY GOOD JOB
"You are now destined to spend eternity contemplating all your poor life decisions that brought you here."
*sighs* This is how it's gonna go. FLY
Alright let's do this
That's right, this is exactly like Flappy Birds...except
OHHH. That's-It's tough it's the first level
I'm so bad at this. Alright. I'm actually gonna get this one, for real.
DAMN IT!
This works. Okay, I think I found the solution guys.
THE MOON. How am I gonna hit the moon
YES! YEEAS
TAKE ME TO THE LIGHT BABY!
Y-I got it. I did it
"CLEAN YOUR COMPUTER". Okay-uhh
W-WHY IS THERE. P-What!
Why is there porn! My Little Pony. Special po-Oh my goodness
History
UHH. Oh you just click them away
Come on
Come on!
AM I RUNNING OUT OF TIME! COME ON!
OH MY GOD!
Okay I did it, right?
*in grunting voice* NUUHOOH. I have to clean all of it.
"After your death your computer was given to your youngest grandchild Timmy. When he first opened it he saw stuff that scarred him for life.
He now resides in a mental hospital *laughs* and crafts cute little stickers from post-it notes.
Oh I'm so sorry Timmy. I love you buddy
Imma try it again
All righty let's do this
Yes. Yes. Everything
Set as da-yes. That's what I'm talking about
Now come on clear it. Clear it baby. Clear it.
What are these hi-What is his history
Got it!...Protect. Alright now what do I do. Drag
Ohhh! I see what I need to do. Ok
"You failed to protect your wife from danger.
Now you're not so lonely anymore." That's so messed up
Okay. Continue I guess. I didn't have to...
What do I do?
What does it say?
WHAT DO I DO? Drag
Ju-WHAT
WHAT'S HAPPENING
ALAN!