[Love Will Have Its Sacrifices opening theme]
What did I do?
Uh, well you killed Mattie and flipped Carmilla to the Dark Side.
Sorry- having a dying god in your brain kind of messes up your sense of tact.
She's never going to forgive me-
Hi guys!
Perr!
Perry! You're alive! You're- Where have you been?
I don't know.
One minute I was here, baking, and then I, um, woke up on the north side of campus, by the Quad.
I tried to get back sooner, but, there are more mobs on campus than usual today.
What'd I miss?
OH MY GOD!
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, we're epically screwed.
You dudes are never going to believe this- but I think I just saw Will in the hallway-
Funny story, actually-
[The Silas PA turns on] Students of Silas: I have struck two great blows for our safety and liberty today.
Having slain the Great Beast of Silas, and rooted out the lair of the vampiresses Belmonde and Karnstein.
Silas' valiant troops rally for an assault on the villainous Dean's citadel, where we will capture and put to
the sword these traitorous accomplices! [The Silas PA turns off]
Okay. So just to make sure I have this straight: The Baron and his goons are coming to kill us,
Carmilla's gone, we have no weapons, and nowhere to run?
I'm also thinking you've got some serious PTSD, or maybe that's me.
We don't have time for crazy right now, so- less disturbing lack of emotional affect
and more finding things wide enough to nail across the door frames. Chop, chop!
This isn't your fault.
It's all my fault.
The Anglerfish rising, Vordenberg in charge,
Mattie getting killed-
That had to be done.
She killed a lot of people.
She was going to kill me.
Look- I know we're in trouble-
but when you're the only one trying to fix a messed up situation,
maybe it's not all your fault when things go sideways?
Yes, yes. Very touching. Here's a hammer and nails.
See if you can get these slats across that window there.
I know Danny wants to let me off the hook, but-
I belong on it. I am Captain Hook.
I just keep on thinking that there's right, and then there's wrong, and that I'm doing the right thing.
but I just keep on making all of these messes.
And this whole time I've been pushing Carmilla to "be better" and "be good"-
only I'm the one who betrayed her trust-
betrayed something she only told me to keep me safe-
How is that...good?
How is that the right thing to do?
How am I anything but a hypocrite- saying that right and wrong are whatever I want them to be and-
not caring how much damage I cause?
[Angry mob sounds. Yelling. Sharpening of swords. Sounding of war-horns. You know, the ushe.]
Carm?
Perry?
What are you doing with all those scary-looking books?
Research.
Research?
Laura- I don't know if you've noticed- but we're losing.
And, we've been losing for a while now.
Everything we do seems to be doomed.
We crammed poor J.P. into a body that he hates and can't control.
LaFontaine had an evil fish god stuck in their brain- which we did nothing about.
We need a plan. We need something- And this is the Dean's house-
And who would have more books on terrifying things than the Dean?
[Ferocious and broody large cat sounds in the distance. Also screaming.]
What the-
Is that-?
Wow.
That is a *really* big black cat.
Why do you think it's headed for the Anglerfish crater?
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