i'm a spaceship! Uh oh!
the shuttle carrying the aliens just crashed!
Where? The other side of the world, Sir!
Weird! I thought aliens only landed in America.
They helped finance the movies so we have to put some scenes over there sir
We'll get them back!
one of them is missing
Oh poop!
Wanna go look for it?
nah hopefully it'll find its way here eventually
Hello! I'm a monster.
I'm gonna get you
hey everyone my name's Eddie Brock
I've got an awesome job...
a cool motorcycle
and a hot fiance!
nothing could bring me down!
i want you to interview the bad guy
but don't ask him why he's bad
i would never do that
so bad guy i hear you test on humans and are super evil
What's it like being super evil?
Ah personal accountability?!
You're gonna regret that!
what are you gonna do about it?
You'll see!
You're fired
Oh no! at least i still have a hot fiance
We're breaking up!
OH no!
now all i have is a motorcycle
I need a favor.
P erhaps you want to hold on to this alien symbiote so the hero can fall into a deep depression?
How long?
ehhh about six months.
Won't the symbiote eat all my organs by then?
This movie's not consistent, you silly goose!
Okay then!
in the distant future
Ex-girlfriend?!
Ex-girlfriend!
Eddie? What are you doing here?
Hey baby! i was just thinking we should get back together
Well too bad! I'm with a doctor now!
So you're saying there's still a chance
S o this slimy goo alien went into the sweet bunny... so that's kind of cool!
Cool! Now do it to humans!
Whaaaaaat?
Humans i say!
Hi homeless person.
Hi.
Do you want a bond with an alien parasite?
uh i don't know i don't think this is a good idea.
I'll give you a high five.
Okay.
Start the bonding.
personal space man personal space a personal space!
Uh... Where did it go?
I can't believe it! It worked!
[flatline]
Let's try it again!
Bring me more hobos!
I do not approve of this anymore! I am not comfortable with this!
You have to stop the bad guy!
Have you thought about calling the police?
You want this movie to be over in five minutes?
Ah fine!
Hello bad guy!
Hello!
Oh my gosh!
What is happening?!?
This is normal
This is normal!
What is going on?
Hi there!
Aaaagh!
All right! Now it's time for me to finally make my move.
Oh an unaccompanied little girl
I'm not suspicious
Hey baby! What you guys doing? You having a dinner?
What are you doing?
Something really weird is going on!
Is it hot in here?
Oh that's better!
Are you insane?
You hungry?
This calls for an mri.
(music blasting)
well that looks completely normal.
All right we'll get back to you with your results in a few days.
Um okay... thank you.
Did you betray me?
Yes! I can't lie to those beautiful eyes!
It was Eddie Brock!
oh thank you!
Kill her and go get him!
oh ... i was hoping to be in the sequel
Why do i keep eating tater tots?
How else are we gonna do product placement?
Who said that?!
Hey you talking to yourself?
no
Raise your hand if you got an alien parasite.
Me! [No you don't!]
Yes i do!
Give it back!
You know what? This is getting boring. How about a fight scene?
What is going on? Who keeps talking in my head?
Eddie! Look over here! It's me! It's me! It' Venom!
I'm out of here!
He's getting away!
Send out the kamikaze drones!
Explosions!
Wait are you trying to kill him? That's dumb you're dumb!
Why are you trying to blow him up?
Good point. Just hit him with your car but gently
I think i broke every bone in my body!
Oh good he's still alive!
You can't get away!
You're so dumb!
You forgot something?
What?
Me!
Mmm I'mma lick you okay?
No bad touch bad touch!
Okay i'm out of here!
I hope you used up all your drones
Okay what the heck is going on?
Listen i know it's weird but i'm from space
and like it or not i own you now
and i need to eat people to survive
so it's either eat you or eat other people
There's no other options?
Not really!
Hello unaccompanied little girl who somehow got past all of my guards
How can i help you?
You can be my host!
Whaaaaaat?!
You have to get this out of me please
okay
(blasting music)
Peace I'm out!
Should we hit the sound again to kill it?
Nah we can't have a sequel if we do that
Here puppy puppy puppy!
See ya, losers! uh oh!
Somebody help me!
Really? No one is seeing this?
ruff-ruff i'm a dog now!
What's that, Lassie?
rough rough rough.
Eddie's been taken down the elevator?
Any last words?
Yeah what's that behind you?
I ain't falling for that!
Looks kind of hot
Wanna kiss?
yeah you just bit that guy's head
That was pretty good!
Eddie?
Awkward! I guess this means we're back together?
How long does it take to prep a shuttle for launch?
Uh days.
You have five minutes!
That's literally not possible
Fine! I'll do it myself!
What's so hard to understand?
So you telling me that usually you're a villain but since you really like me you want to be the good guy?
Exactly!
And now we have to fight a copy of you because that's what all marvel origin stories do
Yep!
Well then let's go stop that shuttle
Hey!
You really think you can beat me?
oh you're probably right
Why are we fighting now?
It's way less expensive! Plus it gives us more screen time!
Shut up!
Yay I won!
That's unpleasant!
Only human. Be back soon!
I could really use those healing powers, Venom. Venom? Venom?
just a second
What you want? Oh you're dead!
well who wants immortality!?
Whoa that's lucky!
Hey Riot!
Oh!
Thanks for the shrapnel!
oh dang it
bye eddie
Man i'm so glad we survived! [You think maybe we should have shown how that happened?]
Nah.. all that matters is that you're back.
What did you say?
Nothing!
Eddie....
Who cares! Gotta go! Bye!
I mean my weaknesses are fire and loud noises
you'd think a rocket launch would be right up there with things that would kill me
but here i am!
You got to let it go man.
Fine let's go eat some people!
Give me all your money!
Is this a bad guy?
That is a bad guy
I ain't scared Spider-Man will save me
Spider-Man doesn't live in San Francisco.
Ant-man will save me?
( OMNOMNOM )
Sideshow bob!
What are you doing in my movie?
foreshadowing
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