- Hey, fruit-lovers! A to the O here,
and I'm joined by my best friend!
- Where? I don't see your best friend anywhere.
- (laughing) Oh man, do I know how to
pick the funny ones or what?
Best friend say what!
- What?
- Woohoo! Best friend confirmed!
Tell'em what today's episode is all about, best friend!
- (sighs) Today Orange is doing the
"Followers Control My Day Challenge."
- That's right!
I gathered suggestions from all you fans,
put them in this propeller beanie,
and for the rest of the day
I'm only gonna do the things you, the fans, suggested!
- Shall we give it a spin?
- Well yeah, that's what the propeller's for, silly.
(laughing)
- No, I mean should we pull our first fan suggestion?
- Great ideas like that
are why I keep you around, best friend! Okay,
so first things first
tell me, fruit-lovers what should I have for breakfast?
and the fans say
"You should have 1,000,000 eggs.
But instead of eating them,
you should drop them on Pear."
Wow looks like the yolk's on you, Pear! (laughing)
- Really? Is this honestly about to happen?
(groaning)
- What's the matter, Pear?
You look a little shell shocked. (laughing)
- (groaning) this is awful.
Not to mention humiliating.
- Nevermind that, Pear
it's just a little egg on your face, that's all.
(laughing)
(Pear groaning)
- Next up time to exercise.
What workout should I do, fruit-lovers?
"You should lift one million pounds.
Of boogers.
And drop them all on Pear."
- Hold on.
It doesn't say that, does it?
Sure enough, it does.
- Do you wanna pick a new one (laughing)
Get it? Pick? Booger?
- Har har. Hilarious.
Yeah, I wanna pick a new one. Okay
"Drop two million pounds of boogers on--"
okay, you know what?
Let's just go with the first one.
You're not gonna be able to do it anyway.
- Yeah? And why not? (laughing)
Because it says you have to lift
the million pounds of boogers.
I don't see that happening
you can barely lift your tongue to your eyeball.
- Hey! It's really hard, okay?
And besides,
I already lifted the boogers last night with a forklift.
- Huh?
- Yep, I have'em balanced precariously in the rafters
directly above you.
And all it'll take for the to topple down
is the smallest(farting)
(Pear groaning)
- who the heck
are these fans that wanna see me tortured with boogers?
- Tough to say, Pear.
Nobody really knows. (laughing)
(Pear groaning)
Okay, now it's time to watch TV.
What should we watch, fruit-lovers?
- Lemme guess,
I'm about to get a million TVs dropped on me.
- Nope.
- Well, something's gonna get dropped on me then.
- Mmm nope.
- Oh really?
It suggests and actual TV show we should watch?
Well that's a relief.
About time we had a real suggestion.
What's it say?
- [orange] "Watch The High Fructose Adventures
of Annoying Orange--"
- Nice.
- "while farting on Pear."
- What? You can't be serious (groaning) dude!
- Ssh! This is the part where I say something funny.
(punning on TV)
- I guess I finally beats me (laughing).
- (orange laughing)
Uh oh, I'm laughing so hard
I'm gonna have to (farts)
- (coughing) okay that's it
I've put up with enough.
I'm sorry audience,
but I'm not participating
in any more suggestions today
they never end well for me.
So I am leaving!
- But--
- I said I'm leaving orange!
- Just don't slam the--
- Just out of curiosity, why not?
- Because I have a million bowling
balls perched precariously
in the rafters above the door.
- Dude, why on earth would you have--
(groaning)
- Now that looks like a real ball.
(laughing)
- Well it isn't, okay
Just help me get outta here!
- Normally I would,
but today I kinda have to ask the fans.
- Dude!
- What? Them is the rules!
Okay, audience
should I help save Pear?
- Well, What did it say to do?
(orange laughing)
- Dude, what's funny?
(orange laughing)
- Seriously? it just says is "Butt."
That's not that funny, dude
(orange laughing uncontrollably)
- Orange, stop laughing so hard
or else you might--
- Oops (orange farting)
- Orange, Is something about
to fall out of the rafters right now?
- I promise, it's not.
- Okay, good.
Now get me out of here!
- No it's not.
- Huh?(rumbling)
(orange laughing)
(upbeat music)