okay so what seems to be the problem
the problem is-oh that's not funny
i like it when you're stressed
i'm missing something
don't change the subject! i don't even know what the subject is!
it's exactly the same
no it's not
Leave the pot ethel
i'm just an enabler
do you care?
obviously you do
yes i do
it's got to be something i don't have to put together
what? my toy. got it
your slave is here
and where's the french paid outfit i requested
i've got it on under the plaid
come on pip pip
who? what was that? Lorelai?
i'm gonna kill him. no you're not
you do realize your dog has just driven us out of the house
don't worry he's a quick eater
I'm starving
watch tv
how is that a response to i'm starving
oh no don't walk away Butch well if i thought you didn't care I'd die I'd just die
what the hell is this
my birthday mallomars
she says like i should just know this
tell you what mom plan on me coming and if i don't then it'll just be a little more for everyone else
lorelai you know very well our dinners do not work like that
you need some help?
No. Need some help? No. Need some help? No
So do you need some help?
you want anything
how about a nice plate of chicken fingers
so how's it look
it's dark
so how far along are you
this far
electrical outlet which one?
in the bathroom
by the sink or by the bathtub? Bathtub. okay
not for me
well who is it for
someone who's not me
i can't take it i know but it was worth a shot
i can't believe nicole made you take off the money christo she's got you menu whipped
she does not have me menu whipped
i lost it
i can't picture that
i walked around in a blind rage i was crazy
I know how to make a call and answer a call and then i'm out
give me that
hey how long is this thing?he's got at least five nevermoors to go
oh geez
you have to lower your expectation bar a little bit
so you're saying that life is just settling for whatever comes along?
wow you think having rachel settling?
well i'm sorry i don't get it
there's nothing to get
we are out of food
how can you be out of food
how come you told me you moved
i did move well
you may have moved but none of your stuff did
what are you talking about
dessert
do we have to decide right now
i would seriously advise it
Nicole is not my girlfriend nicole is the woman that i am dating that's it
so what happens when you guys get serious the whole place goes soy
just order please
and dental floss and paper towels and people magazine we're really hungry
hey got any good stories
no sorry
guilty pleasures Luke?
nah
are you into music
sure
monosyllabic man strikes again
no crazy colorful uncle? best friend with funny name? jeff smith?
i'd be happy to buy you lunch but i should probably take you somewhere else
why should you take them somewhere else
because cope dane's michel eats a very specific diet
i can't put up the towel rack until later i didn't bring my drill
dirty yes i know
oh my god did paul thomas anderson write this edit people
well you don't have to read the whole thing there's not going to be a quiz
I'm almost done
I bought one of those belgium waffles with the ice cream dipped in chocolate -you ate that?
no i didn't eat it! course not. i'm upset not suicidal!right
so what do we do now?
i guess we eat. this?
yeah. First I have to by it then I have to eat it
hey basket of botulism does come with my company
that's a lot of thoughts
you're not kidding
so can i ask you a question? yeah
have you ever set up a line of credit at a bank
no
awh shoot
Rory!
you locked out?
you don't exist
time? 4:30
fill me up
that's your six cup. yes it is
how about some tea
absolutely throw it in with coffee
why don't you have one of those hats of lights on them
I flip burgers for a living
right right
how dark is it
how dark is what
cumulus nimbus hovering over my head. huh?
the black cloud was that a drop
what are you talking about
that's so nice. it was anything but nice
rory!
you shouldn't have closed the door
man is it quiet do you hear how quiet it is
you have a pin cause i wanna hear a drop
no pin
what if he's dead
he's not dead
how do you know i know
what you're psychic now you're suddenly getting visions while you drive at 20 miles an hour and the oldest truck known to man
would you lighten up
no i won't lighten up
listen to her
yeah listen to me. you rarely give me a choice
oh Luke we're just dying for some refreshments
keep your pants on
hey wake up uh
wake up! no
come on you're missing it
is it sleep because you'd be right
Luke shush we're planning
i heard and you're idiots if you don't eat first
i don't know if i can drive
or walk to the car
did you know real estate's gone up that much? Not that much!
oh my shirt is soaking wet
i gotta start reading the business section
and frosting why are you not 450 pounds
i know, scientists call it the lorelai paradox
i just spent a hundred thousand dollars and it's all your fault
oh good