As Abe Lincoln always said,
"Everyone loves news bloopers,
so go make a game out of them."
I think his voice is higher than that.
( higher pitch ) "Everyone loves news bloopers,
so go make a game out of them.
- That's pretty good. - Okay, Abe.
Uh, and plus, news bloopers are some of our favorite things.
Some of our favorite things.
I'm gonna show you, and you, some news bloopers.
And I'm gonna freeze 'em.
And then I'm gonna give a choice,
I'm gonna give multiple choices.
You have to choose what you think actually happens
when I unpause the video and show the blooper.
I've seen a lot of news bloopers.
- Okay. - I think I'll be good at this.
Um, yeah, a lot of news anchors getting things wrong.
Field reporters and what not.
If you get three right
you do not have to wear this anchor for Good Mythical More.
It's so heavy, it could be heavier.
- But it's still. - Because anchors, news anchors.
- Because anchors. - Ha!
If you get three right, I have to wear this anchor
in "Good Mythical More."
Ugh. Okay.
- You ready for this? - Yup.
First up, reporter Rob Leth of Global News in Canada.
So I've got my trusty stop watch--
Okay, not giving you much there.
Oh, come on. Really? Really, Rob?
You know he has a stop watch.
Is he about to get nailed by...
Oh... I forgot my stopwatch, sorry.
Ooh! Rob Leth.
Uh, Rob Leth is about to get his feet
knocked out from underneath him
by an out of control inner tube.
He's on a ski slope, how can he not. A!
All right, have you seen this one?
No! I mean, he's like, "I'm gonna time how fast they are."
On your spare time we spend doing this.
I've seen enough-- I've seen enough like this.
All right, let's find out if he's right.
All right, so I've got my trusty stop watch
and here they come down the hill.
It looks like Ruben is in the lead
and here comes--
( Rhett and Link laugh )
Rob Leth: ...at Riverside Park, Rob Leth.
- Rob Leth! Whoa-ho-ho! - Rob Leth!
- Kept it together! - Rob Leth, you are a genius!
He tossed back to the studio.
- Ugh. - So you get a point.
Uh, worst thing is he landed on his keys.
- Uh, ooh, - Oh! I hate it when that happens.
Rob Leth is a hero, man.
Here's Winston Salem, traffic reporter.
Jennie Stencel.
Jennie has traffic.
All right, I'm a little nervous--
( laughs )
I love it so much!
It doesn't get-- entertainment has peaked.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- I told you we loved this. - It's riding a wave, news bloopers.
In fact, the only thing that's good
that comes out of the news these days is this.
- That's why we keep doing the news. - Yup.
- So that this can happen. - They can screw up.
- Yeah, right. - She's a little nervous.
- So, that's kind of a hint. - Nervous about what?
I she about to...
( laughs ) Oh, yeah, that would be...
- Uh... - Jennie gonna make a stencil.
I'm almost willing to believe D in this one.
Uh, she's not gonna rap.
No. Now why would she be nervous?
Uh. Oh, cringe. Cringe-fest.
( laughs )
Is it gonna be a cringe-fest?
I'm a little nervous. She wouldn't know that
a pet was about to attack her.
She was like, "I'm a little nervous
'cause I'm about to fart."
- ( laughs ) - I think she's gonna
freakin' rap her traffic report.
- Let's find-- - I can see it in the eyes of the guy
- who tossed to her. - Let's find out.
I'm a little nervous but here's my rap.
- Rhett:
♪ All right, you're gonna have a good, good drive today ♪
♪ There ain't no problems on the major roadways ♪
♪ Lookin', lookin', at country club ♪
♪ Things'll look pretty good like Robin Hood ♪
Oh! What?
- It keeps going. - Robin Hood?
We'll put the links to all these in the description.
If you're in your second rhyming pair
and you're rhyming good with Robin Hood. ( sharp inhale )
- It rhymes. - Uh.
- Her hands were so floppy. - Winston Salem?
Man, makes me want to move back.
Yeah, you can download her on iTunes.
Uh, her rap name is Lil' Embarrassing.
- Oh! ( laughs ) - Oh, my goodness.
- Two for two. - Yeah, I told you
I was gonna be good at this.
All right, if you get this next one,
- I have to wear the anchor. - Okay.
Let's go for some foreign bloopers.
- Oh, okay. - Foreign to us.
All right, all right, okay.
Uh, here's everyone's favorite Russian news anchor.
- Ooh. - Ilona Linarte.
Linarte?
( speaking Russian )
- Yup. - ( laughter )
Really could go anywhere from here.
Yup. It's gonna go south,
- I'll tell you that. - Yeah.
Is she about to...
- Oh. - Any election.
I really hope it's all of the above.
Can that happen?
Uh, I don't think--
I can't go back and look at her hair,
but I don't believe she had a wiggy hair line.
- Wiggy? - I think that was real hair.
Wiggidy-wiggidy-whack.
She didn't necessarily look like
she was working on a loogie.
- But when do you? - You know...
When does a news anchor work up a loogie intentionally?
And, here's the thing, animals in Russia, man,
like... they get lose in Russia.
They just do, I don't know what it is.
I just don't know if their doors
are too easy to open or their fences are too low.
But animals get lose in Russia.
- You're going with lose dog on set... - C, yes.
- is what I'm hearing. - Yeah.
All right, let's see.
( speaking Russian )
- ( dog barking ) -
( speaking Russian ) ( gasps )
Link:
( speaking Russian )
( dog barks )
( Rhett laughing )
Link:
Uh, she's so scared of it.
Now, the-- she's not scared of it because
the dog's actually there every single night
for the news, but he usually just silently humps her leg.
- ( laughs ) Okay. - That's what he's there for.
Yeah, right.
- So, you got three. - Yeah, man, I'm going for the clean sweep now.
Okay, let's go for the clean sweep,
but I'm gonna wear the anchor.
- Okay. - Oh, goodness.
Okay. Hanging kind of low.
I can hang this low enough to put
my legs on either side of it.
And then I can do it like a swing.
Oh, I can create a swing for myself.
We can create an infomercial
and call it an ab workout.
- Banker apps. - The fun continues though.
Uh, we gotta check in with Salt Lake City weatherman, Dan Pope.
Oh, Dan Pope.
It was hot. Now we have John.
( laughter )
Both: "It was hot!"
-"And we have John!" - I'm so excited. Gosh.
Is he about to...
Oh, I don't want to see Pope do that.
"It's hot! Watch me dance!"
Uh... curse out Oprah is so specific
that it feels like there's no way
you could have made that one up.
but it... I see the Pacific Ocean there,
and it just needs a big penis in it.
I mean, honestly, that's just what I--
I mean, you've got John--
- Okay, hold on. Can I just say-- - What?
I've seen the Pacific Ocean there in every single
news report-- weather report,
and I've never thought that.
It's something about the way that they're turned a little bit.
This is psychological...
No, they're turned a little bit
to reveal a lot of the ocean
like it's a setup,
for just like, "Watch me draw huge..."
That's my answer, B.
I think that's what happens.
You demented, naughty, guy.
- Tell me I'm right. - Let's find out.
Now this is a tropical storm.
and you say Dan, why are you showing me this?
- Because John's going to be warm. - ( Rhett laughing )
The moisture from John left over,
the spin, the storm itself, will turn into depression.
Nothing really to worry about as far as wind goes,
but watch where the precipitation will--
Okay, yeah, we're gonna watch where
the precipitation goes.
Why are you showing me this?
Watch where the precipitation goes.
Yeah, if this lasts for more than four hours
put it... throw it back to the other guy.
- ( laughs ) - Um...
- So, you were correct. - Yeah, I told you, man.
- Just for the record. - I told you, man, I've got instincts...
I wish you weren't correct.
All right, so let's go with another one.
Uh, local Nashville Reporter Carley Gordon, everybody.
And look, they're big, this one is about 12 pounds--
( laughs )
That was about 12 pounds, Rhett.
Oh, gosh.
Does she...
That would be super cool.
For the clean sweep.
This one's more difficult.
This one-- nothing immediately jumps out at me.
Uh, but, I definitely think she gets bit by the fish.
She definitely does.
I just feel like... You save this for the finale.
Somebody's gotta fall in to the water.
She doesn't seem to be in a position where
she would naturally go into the water.
But she's so... the cameraman's is really
up there in the action.
But then they'd have to get the tape.
He really wants to get this one right.
They'd have to get the tape out of the camera
- if he fell into the water. - Right.
It could have been broadcast live.
You don't need to get the tape out.
Are you throwing me off?
I-- this is a tough one.
I'm kinda just saying. I'm just gonna say C.
I think that, uh, she knocks the guy into the water.
Let's find out.
They can grow up to be-- ( shrieking )
Oh.
( laughter )
- Whoa! - It was-- it was more entertaining
than I anticipated.
You did not get the clean sweep.
I didn't get the clean sweep.
But that was the best day of that old man's life.
Yeah, and can you just print that still out for me?
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