>> James: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL LADY'S MAN IN COLLEGE.
>> NOT TRYING TO BRAG.
IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU KNOW, NOT TRYING TO BRAG.
>> James: WHAT WAS YOUR SECRET?
>> I WAS A POET.
I WAS THE GUY WHO -- I WAS ALWAYS -- THE ONLY BROTHER WHO
WROTE HAIKUS.
YEAH.
I WOULD TAKE LIONEL RICHIE SONGS AND EARTH, WIND AND FIRE
SONGS -- >> James: WAIT, YOU STARTED TO
SAY YOU WERE A POET.
YOU'RE NOT A POET IF YOU TAKE PEOPLE'S SONGS.
THAT'S PLAGIARISM.
>> NO, PLAGIARISM IS IF I PUBLISHED THEM AND TRIED TO GET
PAID FOR THEM.
USED IN LYRICS YOU'RE JUST A POET.
>> James: AND YOU WOULD WRITE LIKE I KNOW IT SOUNDS FUNNY --
>> IF I HURT YOU PRETTY BABY I PROMISE IT WILL DRIVE ME CRAZY
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE DOT, DOT, DOT, YOUR LOVE.
>> James: WOULD THAT WORK ON YOU?
>> NO.
>> YES, IT WOULD.
>> NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SUAVE.
>> TOO SUAVE?
HOW CAN YOU BE TOO SUAVE?
>> James: ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
>> I MET SOMEONE I'M IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH.
>> WE WON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.
>> ALIZA.
WE'RE PRACTICALLY DATING.
ANTHONY THINKS SHE WAS -- >> SHE WAS TRYING TO GET WITH ME
WHEN I FIRST MET HER.
>> James: ANTHONY THINKS -- >> WAIT, HOLD UP.
WAIT, I KNOW IT'S HARD.
SO ALIZA IS VERY INTERESTED AND ASKS A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT
EVERYONE.
SO ANTHONY GOT CONFUSED AND HE ENDED IT BY SAYING, HEY, LET ME
GET YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN GET YOUR ADDRESS AND SEND YOU A
[BLEEP] PUZZLE.
>> NO! A HOUSE WARMING GIFT.
THERE'S A WHOLE CONVERSATION BEHIND IT, ALL RIGHT.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT -- FIRST OF ALL ALIZA BROUGHT UP HOW GUYS
SHOULD NEVER SEND [BLEEP] PICS BECAUSE GIRLS LAUGH AT THEM AND
I SAID THAT'S FUNNY I DO PUZZLES AND THE SAID I'VE NEVER DONE A
PUZZLE AND I SAID I'LL SEND YOU A HOUSE WARMING GIFT OF AN
INTERNET PIC.
THAT'S FAIR.
>> ALIZA WAS REALLY INTO THAT.
>> AND SHE SAID, OH, MY GOD, YAY.
THAT'S A GREAT HOUSE WARMING GIFT, RIGHT?