Get back here you coward!
Don't let him get away!
- Boss fight? - Boss fight.
Remember the plan. Whatever's in there, we kill it.
Works every time.
What are you doing?
Long Rest.
What? The boss is just through there. Let's go!
I'm out of spell slots. I have no Fireballs left.
Besides don't you want to uh, deal with that?
That's like one hit point.
Come to think of it we don't know who or what's behind that portal.
We need you at your best and we could use a Fireball or two!
Fine! I guess we look a little rough.
Especially you. You could use some beauty sleep.
For your skin.
We're going to Long Rest!
Wait, what?
- A Long Rest right here, right now? - Yep!
- In the middle of the hallway? - That's right!
- In front of the portal that could close at any second. - Uh-huh!
- Is anyone gonna keep watch? - Good night!
Okay then.
You do that.
- Is that them? - That's them!
She's awake! She's awake! Get in position!
You dare defile our holy temple?
- Heresy! - Blasphemy!
You shall die!
No please. After you.
You want some of this too?
- Something smells crispy. - No time for breakfast. Let's go fight that boss.
Long Rest!
What? I used to spell slot just now.
- Don't you have others? - You never know how many Fireballs you might need.
Hey Nixie, how old do you think I look?
I don't know, like 50?
- Long Rest! - What? We just did that!
We've had first Long Rest, yes, but what about second Long Rest?
By the way, don't you want to fix that?
Oh fine!
I guess it wouldn't hurt to be 100%.
Touching it just makes it worse.
- What?! Another Long Rest? - Yep
- But you just did that. - We sure did!
You can't just sleep for eight hours and then sleep for another eight hours.
It is one Long Rest per day.
- We can wait. - What? But--
Okay then.
You do that.
Okay, as we rehearsed. Quickly! Quickly!
Heathens! You shall pay for the death of our brother!
- You shall pay! - You shall pay!
For the death of our brother shall not go unavenged!
- Not unavenged! - Not unavenged!
- For Brother Eli! - For Brother Eli--
I am Brother Eli.
What? Then who are you?
I'm Brother Nicholas!
If you're Brother Eli and you're Brother Nicholas then who was the other Brother?
That was Brother Bartholomew.
Brother Bartholomew is dead?
Brother Bartholomew!!!
Don't worry about it, you're gonna see him real soon!
Why didn't you just use a lower level spell?
It doesn't do as much damage. Why didn't you dodge that?
Long Rest.
Seriously? Are you guys for real right now?
For Brother Elliot!
- Long Rest! - Long Rest.
For Brother Owen!
Long Rest!
Long Rest.
For Brother Charles!
- Long Rest. - Long Rest!
For Brother Ryan!
- Long Rest. - Long Rest?
Are you guys coming or--?
I'll just go then. Yeah.
Guys! We have been here for three hours now.
Do you think I want to spend the whole session waiting around for you guys to get your acts together? Hmm?!
No! I am putting the dice down.
There will be no more random encounters, no more Long Rests,
And no more Fireballs.
Now.
Can we all just go through the portal so that we can finish this damn quest?!
I mean I still have a few more Fireball jokes up my sleeve--
Or not. It's cool. It's fine. Sweet. Cool.
Oh I haven't slept that long in years!
I think it's fixed me!
Well... No amount of sleep can fix the flaws in your personality.
Come on guys! All this speaking of burning stuff has me all hot and bothered.
W-what are we waiting for?
It's kind of funny. We've been asleep so long that all the candles have gone out.
Oh, allow me! Fireball!
What. The. Hell? Nixie!!!
Brother Kendall here! Thanks for watching!
Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, and punch that little little bell icon--
- No-no. I'm Brother Kendall. Go out. - What? No, I'm Brother Kendall.
You're done! Go go go.
Hey guys! Brother Kendall here - the real one. Remember to smash that bell butt--
Please leave. You have been recast.
Thank you to Screen Australia and also to all our patrons. We couldn't do this without-- You look familiar.
- I'm Brother Kendall! - Oh, I thought you were Brother Kendall!
- I am Brother Kendall! - But if you're Brother Kendall and you're Brother Kendall then who am I?
- I don't know. - Who are you?
- I am no one. - Who is this?
I'm going. I don't know when I shall return.
- You know that guy? - No.
- Familiar though. - He does look a bit familiar.
Very handsome.
- Nyeah. - Well...