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I think Batman and the Joker are like old people, stiff and contrary
I read in this good story that -
Hey, are you cooking chops?!
Seriously?!
We are NOT running a kitchen, Dartasia!
Oh wow, ugh
This really sucks
Like all you people who are here tonight
Shout out to my crew, my girlies
Brit-Brat, Spiderbomb, Be-Bop, Bunnifer, and Virgin Karen.
Two cheers for all the tears of my manservants
They sort of can smile and always get me the sugar packet
They're like property of mine
There's an accepted way to plan for puberty
You yell weird things and then have to get your comics together
But as you'll read in the good comics,
a guy can reproduce by fire. Think about it:
Bluegrace, Meta-Formm - if they can't do it, how come I read about it?
We ladies know how a player is
but when they go "hello" we go "heyyyyyy"
I wanna list a few words that sound like real words but aren't real:
These words oughta mean something
That sounds nasty...
Do not be fooled by the title:
"Wee Wee World" is definitely not a kid friendly show
I discovered this the hard way
Sorry Gracie.
Yo! We don't need those awful brown stains!
There are bunnies in the sky and you and I just can't feel them
Sometimes, people that like to smoke the pot use an Etch-a-Sketch™
As you know, I'm tied to one of those people
See, I'm wearing my three hemp bracelets and just rappin' at ya
Fun times, right?
Kinda like the other day; I threw a rock at a beaver's nest and -
I am so buzzed, oh my gosh y'all, I have to go back home and see the kitty.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
You know, there's only one person who I believe can drink koala venom
and pass the Neverland Test
And that's our friend, HICKORY NICK!
Hickory Nick also says that we have "Gluten Face" and nature danger
yet Tommy from Radical Paintball has got more science
according to Dr. Rat Cheek.
Let's go!
You know I got my mayonnaise up on your face
A-ricky-ticky-yow-r-r-r-r-ricky OW!
Yes I buy shoes at the mall!
I can't drink when the guy that brings the water for everyone
got all his clothes at the dump
I love these decorations, actually
(gasp) oh my goodness, is that a bonsai?
'cause, bonsai are barely interesting
"Karate Kid", that's where I first heard of 'em
Bald headed! Bald headed! Bald headed!
Ladies: if you're trying to seduce Donald Trump
then you have to get some Botox and dogs
You'll need both things to get any of the daddy action
Feed the trombone! Feed the trombone!
You know who oughta run this country?
Easy, it's that girl Khaleesi - I saw her on the TV!
I would like to report a dragon or two
Charmander! Charmander! Charmander!
Hey, remember that time when I was President? (How could you not...)
All that time I had sparklers and a keg
They were out in the woods near the dumping area
You all should just go home and leave
It's getting a little nuts at this point
So many thoughts run through my head, like:
Who it this? And who is that chump? And what's that?
And okay, enough, and all the kids, you're nuts
And those dogs are spicy, and this lectern is not a mountain,
I'm gonna sing you guys something
It's a song about moles
It's a song about a hare-brained stranger
It's not about three-ways
It IS a song about all of the things that the pizza guy
expects to sell to my son, but he's NUTS!
Unfortunately, I'm here - somewhere in America
In a place I'll regret
You know what?
This is weird....
EFF THIS - say aww baby yeah, heh baby hummmm
WHAAAAAA????
It's beautiful!
It's like the back yard
Huh? What? CHICKEN TOWN!