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I don't even know where to go in this place -
HEY!
So what y'all want?
Well, hello to you too Creepy McNightmare
Say what now, what now?
We have a message for that big slug guy thing
Dude, that is so rude!
No, it's a perfectly good description of his body!
You can stop now, little buddy
Dang, this is is sharp right here
Please do not touch me
Stranger danger, STRANGER DANGER!
He kind of has this thing about horrifying creatures touching him
Let's DANCE!
Steal my gravy?
YEAH
I think you could use a mint
TA DAH!
HAN!
What do you think of my new curtains?
Ah, hey chubby
Did you get my frog?
Well what do you think is dripping out of my mouth?
Yogurt?
No, I've been eating your frog!
Now you owe me a pet gerbil
Twenty red ferns and and an old megaphone!
And 17 frogs!
There's the lucky lady
Gotta make time for love
It's our last chance
Yay for me, 'cause I'm probably the last guy you'll kiss
Han?!
You're not a sculpture anymore!!
Yeah, YOU. ARE. HERE. UGH. UGH. UGH
Hey, I need a tamale!
That stuff's crap!
What, no no
UH HUH, UH HUH, UH HUH, UH HUH
No, it's chicken! Get it?
Ah, I'm out of here! Freaking get away from me
'Cause you're ratchet
No, no, standing spoon
Standing Spoon
MMM
I'm hungry man!
He's Hungry Han!
Hey, I wanna learn how to do magic
Careful don't shoot me in the heinie!
Come on, teach me a spell!
R'SHOTA TA HA HA CH SHOTA KAIYA!
Cherie, right that down, all right?
okay, uhhhhhh
Hey, I can't get back into vinyl
Yeah, you wouldn't, you're not serious enough
What, I like music...
Yeah, you probably dig that band that played in Swingers, that 90s film
Mmm-nnn, I like Dooky Buttons
Uh, in 15 seconds I'm gonna try to choke you.
I would run
Well, that's a cute jumper!
You should know that my adorable grandma DaBootha paid for this get-up
Well, she probably thinks you're gonna knock her off for her money
But I'm pretty sure you could just take it
I'm a wrestler, not a coo-coo head
Yeah, you haven't paid me for that puppy yet
FYI, all you single guys
My emotional state really isn't the greatest
Mmmm, hottie
Pop, plop, pop, pop, plop, pop, plop, pop, pop
You know?
You gotta let me touch those fancy Egyptian feet!
They're all wrecked with bunions
There ain't no way this could be good
You know, I actually probably could like it
I like crust!
Oh, you and your grody mouth!
Stay nasty
Oh yeah
Where's the sink?
Why, do you need to wash your hands?
No, I'm just curious where THEY wash their hands
Gleahhh
Aww, a lady
What is up girlfriend?
Hey Threepio
Now that my friends know that you're crazy
You could be a pirate and do a dumb accent
Oh yeah, that seems like a totally logical thing to do
Argh matey, who wants ice cream?
No, nobody? Not even this guy?
That was the Ice-cream Pirate
Come on people!
Tomorrow I get to finish the towel I made for your pigeon
Awwwwww
Vader is near
Like a ghost?
Just because he's close doesn't mean he's a ghost, okay?
Anyway, he has my feather
Your feather?
Yes
Wait, what kind of feather?
Did you have a brown one, or just like a weird stick?
Did you even have a feather?
My feather is actually not authentic
It's, umm... plastic cheese
uhhh, I gotta go
Go where?
Everywhere you don't?
Okay
All these steps to go somewhere, and I could just not walk and be farther
Dude - wait listen
There's something loose in your saber
Yesterday i bought these shoes and you don't even acknowledge it
I'm going to walk
Away
And then I will probably droop down
I'm guessing it's like a loose screw or something
I bet you'd like a girlfriend wouldn't you?
But not a girl with no good friends, because she could just be a jerk
I know what you mean
I think I want one of those rap girlfriends
A rap girlfriend?
No, they can print their stank all over your grandmother's sheets
I'll serve her coffee and soybeans
EWwwww, yuck
Find your girlfriend on your own
Hey man, do that thing!
OHHOHHHOHOhhhh
Hahaha, do it again, it's crazy!
YAyayayyaaayaa
That's it!
I wish you'd do this all the time!
But hey man, how come every day you smell like grits and a cheap motel?
Because of my wife, dude
Every morning she's like
"BABY? YOU WANT SOME OF THESE GRITS BEFORE YOU GO??"
Oh, that's a horrible French accent!
I'm not doing an accent
I can teach you the turkey trot
But I'm not a dance instructor, okay?
I'm just a guy....
Oh wow, it sounded like there was more to this story
OWW!
Ah, sorry about that
Yeah, I'm actually about to take a class for this
Coming at ya
You know, I've paid for the place, and I've already got all the furniture
So now really I just need to find a good place to work out
Okay, you're never gonna work out, and she's never coming back!
SHE IS!!
Okay, somebody needs a nap! UP you go!
Here we go Mr. Crankypants
I'm sorry, this happens every time he stays up past 8
Just give him a little nap nap!
And he'll be a lot better in the morning
You need some snoozleberries
Pull my finger!