- YOU HAVE A GOAL THAT I HEARD.
YOU HAVE A GOAL--
YOU WANT TO MAKE 500 MILLION. YEAH?
- I WAS JUST KIND OF BEING FUNNY,
BUT, LIKE--I DON'T KNOW.
'CAUSE PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME,
"WELL, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SLOW DOWN?"
SO I FIGURED TO THINK
OF, LIKE, AN ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNT OF MONEY
AND TELL THEM THAT
SO THEY WOULD STOP ASKING ME.
SO WHENEVER I MAKE 500 MILLION.
- 500 MILLION--YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK AND HAVE A FAMILY.
IS THAT THE GOAL? THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
I'M JUST--
- I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT, BUT...
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
- I WILL HAVE A FAMILY
EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE $500 MILLION.
- OKAY.
- BUT IF I'M NOT TAKING A BREAK FOR FAMILY,
THEN IT WOULD HAVE TO BE BECAUSE OF $500 MILLION.
- RIGHT.
- [laughs]
- SO IF YOU GET 500 MILLION, YOU'RE TAKING A BREAK.
IF YOU DON'T GET 500 MILLION BUT HAVE A FAMILY,
YOU'RE TAKING A BREAK.
- RIGHT. - SO YOU--
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A BREAK.
[laughter]
AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY,
THAT'S NOT TAKING A BREAK AT ALL.
YOU'RE GONNA BE EXHAUSTED.
- I KNOW, BUT I WANT A CUTE, LITTLE, FAT BABY.
- OH. - I MEAN, NOT NOW.
BUT ONE DAY, I JUST WANT, LIKE, A REAL CUTE, FAT BABY.
- OKAY. WHAT IF IT'S NOT--
WHAT IF IT'S NOT FAT? - THEN I DON'T WANT IT.
[laughter]