-First of all, I love the sneaker game.
-Okay. Well, let's just address the elephant in the room here.
I -- I would like to say it was intentional.
-It happened in the dressing room.
-But it wasn't, so... -No, it wasn't.
-I need to applaud to the fact that you have a ripped pantyho.
Is the singular pantyho? Is that what you say?
-Pantyho, yeah. Yeah. -Pantyho?
Is it still hose or ho? But the fact that you still
came out here... -Yeah.
-...lookin' like a boss, I applaud you.
-Yes! Yes! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yeah, cover up.
Also the shoes are, like, very fake.
She doesn't dress like this, but she heard you like sneakers,
and she sort of just changes to whatever people want her to be.
-Oh, my God, you -- -Well...that's true, yeah.
-You know, and I respect that. -Thank you.
-And I respect that. -I just want you to like me.
-I do already. -Okay, good.
-You two obviously -- -She doesn't like you in these.
-No, I like you! I'm stressed.
[ Laughter ]
You two obviously have a striking resemblance.
-Oh, thank you. -Oh.
-You look -- You're not twins. -No.
-You're sisters. -Yeah.
-Do people get you confused often?
-It happens. -It happens.
But the difference is, is that I correct people
when someone says, "Oh, Erin." I'm like, "No, no, no.
It's Sara." But Erin does not correct them.
And then -- -It takes too much time.
-Well, not really. [ Laughter ]
Not really. -I don't know.
-I'm not Sara. -People get uncomfortable.
And then, I'll see somebody out in the world,
and they'll come up to me, that I don't know,
and they're like, "Oh, hey."
I'm like, "Mm, I don't know you."
And then, it gets back to people that Sara's being, you know,
a bitch out in the world.
But it's just me pretending to be her.
-No, no. People will -- That will be the narrative.
Like, "Sara is a bitch."
I'm like, "It was Erin! It wasn't me!"
[ Laughter ]
'Cause I'm -- Sara's nice. Erin's...
-I think sometimes it probably is you.
-Right. Sometimes. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-So to change gears for a second,
you're both the creative heads at Bumble.
-Yeah. -Um, Bumble -- y'all.
Half y'all on Bumble. Get out of here.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Who's on Bumble?!
-Yes! -Okay. I kind of like that.
-Can I just ask a very blunt question?
-Yeah. -What the hell does that mean?
-We do everything from curating panels around the country
to coming up with social-media campaigns
to curating different events, to --
-We travel a lot for them. We host a lot of events.
-We travel a lot, yeah. -We do a lot of stuff.
Like, Bumble's really good about wanting to get people
meeting on the app, but then take them out
into the real world and, like, have them have
real-life experiences with each other.
-Yeah. -And when they launched
Bumble Bizz and Bumble BFF, we were brought onto the team
to kind of help take that into the world.
And so we're always coming up with creative ways to get people
to get on Bumble Bizz and meet new people for job opportunities
and use it as a good resource.
And then, also at Bumble BFF, we're trying to get people
to be more comfortable meeting friends online.
'Cause it's still kind of, like, there's a stigma around it.
And there used to be a stigma about dating online,
but now it's totally normal. -Of course.
-And the truth is, a lot of people, you move to a new city,
or all your friends are married and you're single,
and you want to have a girlfriend that's like-minded,
and you're like, "Do I go on a dating app for friends?"
But once you go on there, you realize there's all these
really great, normal people. -Yeah.
-And what if you had to move to New York for your job,
and then you're like, "I need girlfriends."
-It's 100% true. I don't know if you can relate.
I feel like as I get older,
it is so much harder to make friends.
-Totally. -Yes.
-So hard to make friends. -Yes.
-So thank you for that. -Yes.
-I can now make my friends digitally.
I love it. -Yes.
-Speaking of relationships and friendships,
Erin, you recently got married. -I did.
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-How did you two meet? How did it go down?
Who made the first move? Spill the tea.
-Well, I mean, it is actually very Bumble fashion,
even though we didn't meet on a dating app.
I did make the first move... -Ooh.
-...which is Bumble's slogan. So, I Bumbled in real life.
-She slid into his DM's. -Really?
-Actually. -Well, I wasn't there yet.
-Oh. Were you -- Okay.
-Do you want to tell the story? -No, no.
No, I just -- I -- [ Laughter ]
I felt that you were gonna skip that part.
So, I just... -Not gonna skip that part.
We go to the same gym. -Okay.
-Small gym. It's like an office building,
and we saw each other. We were on the same schedules.
So, you see someone every morning at 9:00 a.m.,
and you, like, start to get to know them.
So, I started being curious about him.
And then, I wanted to know more about him.
-What a nice way of saying you were thirsty.
[ Laughter ] -Yes!
-"I started to be curious about him."
[ Laughter ]
-So I started obsessing over him.
And so, all I knew was his name was Simon.
I didn't know his last name, what he does, how old he is,
if he has a girlfriend. -And he never flirted with her.
He was at the gym the same time as her.
And you know, in the gym, you're, like, in spandex.
I mean, you look --
-Well, you dress really slutty at the gym.
-I do. [ Laughter ]
-And Sara actually goes to the same gym.
Thank God he never hit on her, either.
-Can you imagine? -Yes.
[ Laughter ] -I wish I could
hold that over you, be like, "Well, he hit on me first."
-Yeah. -I'm married.
But still, I'm not dead. [ Laughter ]
-But he literally didn't look in her direction. Okay?
-Well, there -- Well -- I'll tell you about -- yeah.
-Oh, was there a time he flirted with you?
-I thought there was maybe one time he was looking at me,
but I -- but probably not.
-Anyway, so I wanted to find more out about him --
thirsty... -Mm-hmm.
-...so I went on Instagram, and I found his trainer,
that person's account. -Yeah.
-And then I went to who that person follows.
And I went and looked through there.
-Like a psycho. [ Applause ]
-And I found a guy named Simon.
And I was like, "This has got to be him."
-I just want to point out that half of the audience,
they're not clapping 'cause it's funny.
They're clapping 'cause they relate.
-'Cause they've done it! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Literally half of them like, "Been there!"
-Right? -Been there, done that.
Amen, sister, amen. -By the way, like --
You guys, being psychotic lands you a husband.
-Yeah! -Like, it's crazy.
[ Laughter ] It's great.
So, anyway, I get to his account,
'cause I just want to, like, learn more about him,
and he's private. And so I was like, "Pfft.
I've had two classes of wine. I think I'm ready to do this,"
and hit "request."
And I waited for him to accept my request.
He gave me two days of waiting. -Ooh.
-He now admits that he saw it come in immediately,
but he was like, "I'll let it sit."
And he waited two days, and then he let me in.
And then -- And then he still didn't make a move on me.
And you'd think I would've gotten the hint by this point,
but I didn't.
And so then, I was in the gym that week,
and I was filming myself working out, 'cause I looked cute.
And he was making fun of me, and I posted it,
and I tagged him in it, so I really gave him no choice.
-What was your DM to him? -Uh...
-"You up?" -No.
[ Laughter ]
You're such a mom that you think that's what people say.
It's sad. Sara's never DM'd
with anyone before sexually, so she doesn't understand.
-I missed -- I missed out on that whole world.
If I had had Instagram when I was young and single,
oh, my God. -What would be your opening DM?
-I don't know. Probably something so stupid.
But I would've been going in all those DM's.
I don't know. Like, no, I'm just saying.
There's a whole other world on social media
that I didn't get to experience. -Yeah, that's true.
-'Cause I've been with my husband for almost 14 years.
-You never got the eggplant emoji.
-Never. -Oh! A shame.
-Well, I actually have, like, from weird creeps that DM --
Yeah. But that's -- yeah.
Not from people I know! And I didn't respond!