This will be a special delivery from the chef
for your dining pleasure,
two double Krabby Patties cooked to perfection.
Complemented by a side of coral bits
and a jumbo diet soda.
Topped off with a little extra love.
[gasping]
Enjoy.
One Crabby Meal served
with extra sanitary foot service.
You're hot, steamy, juicy Krabby Patty and a large drink.
Enjoy.
Hey, is my food here yet?
Here, you can have mine.
Just put those patties back when you're done!
Will do, Mr. Krabs.
I'm really glad I don't eat here.
Order up.
Hey, where's my food?
Mmm.
I want my Crabby Flabby!
Coming right up, sir.
Ow!
Delicious!
[whistle blowing] Yay!
Order up, Mini Squid.
Okay, SpongeBob.
Always happy to help. [chuckles]
Here ya go, pal. Go get 'em, tiger.
Okay, now, who had the Krabby Patty
and who had the Krabby Patty?
[laughing]
That's my joke.
Wow, honey,
this new Mini Squidward is such a card.
♪ Ah ♪
♪ I like Krabby Patties I think they're swell ♪
♪ I like Krabby Patties Can you not tell? ♪
♪ Krabby Patties, Krabby Pattis They are so neat ♪
♪ La la la la la Sweet to eat ♪
♪ La la la la la Really neat ♪
♪ Sweet to eat Treats that neat ♪
♪ Sweet treat, sweet treat Sweet treat ♪
♪ Sweet to eat ♪
[babbling]
♪ Da da da da da da da ♪
♪ Rit ta do rit ta do Rit ta ♪
♪ La la la la la La la la la la la ♪
[whistle blowing]
Oh, no!
[screaming]
Ooh. Oh, now, lookie here, Night Patties.
Now you're getting the swing of it.
Night patties?
Order up, people!
Alright, Night Patties.
Tasty.
Smooth.
Number 17, your patty is ready.
Oh! Watch your step, Squidward. It is pitch black out here.
Don't know, don't want to.
Order number 17? Order number 17?
Order 17?
No. Mmm. No.
Order 17?
Order 17, your Krabby Patty now.
[humming]
That oughta fix it.
I can not believe I let you talk me into this.
Oh, come now, Mr. Squidward, catering is a great way
for you to make a little extra money.
And for me to make a lot.
[screaming]
Any ideas?
[screaming]
How's that?
I'll take one Krabby Patty and drink, please.
I said, "And a drink."
These are cold. I paid for a hot meal.
Yeah!
Maybe if we go up there, we can get 'em fresh.
Your Krabby Patty, sir.
Hey, Squidward, cool rock.
Hold on a second, SpongeBob!
Here you are, my good man.
Oh, thank you, Patrick.
There's plenty more where that came from,
my good friend.
Ahoy there!
Whoa!
My name is Eugene Krabs.
And I would like to know if I can interest
either one of you in a fresh, delicious,
Krabby Patty fresh off the grill.
Are they free?
Yes, today they're only $3 each.
Sounds great.
Whoa!
Now that's what I call fast food.
Okay, folks, how do you like this?
Yeah!
I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy.
We want onions! Cheese! Yay!
Ready for the grande finale?
Hooray! Krabby Patties! Yay!
Here you are, hungry customers, your delicious Krusty Dogs.
They do look delicious.
Yes.
Eat one and you will develop an unsightly skin condition.
Here's your foot long, sir.
Thanks. 12 inches of deliciousness.
Yeah, you know what gives 'em that added flavor?
No, what?
Nose hairs and recycled dental floss.
Huh?
It's the Krusty Krab.
Hey, Mr. Krabs,
thanks for showing us the way out of Random Land.
Excuse me, I'm not Krabs.
The name is Roger and I walked all the way
from 86 Screwball Street,
to complain about never getting my delivery.
Oh, your delivery, my good man.
Mission accomplished.
I can't wait to see the look on our customers face.
[doorbell ringing]
Yeah?
Congratulations, sir, your Krabby Patty Pizza is here.
Wow. Thanks. I've been dying for one of these.
Where's my drink?
What drink?
My drink. My diet Dr. Kelp.
Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
But... you didn't order any...
How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!
Didn't you ever once think of the customer?!
You call yourself a delivery boy?!
Well, I ain't buying! [door slamming]
Help me flip these patties.
We've got growling stomachs out there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Then would it be too much trouble
to ask his high and mightiness
to take these patties out to the customers?!
Oh. If only SpongeBob were here.
If SpongeBob were here, we'd be covered in ick.
Lunch is served.
[groaning]
Eat up, kids.
SpongeBob, what are you doing sitting around?
We need Krabby Patties out there.
Yes, sir. I'll do it, normally.
Eh?
[beeping]
Wow, that's all it takes these days, huh?
Can you do more?
Oh, my! It's like printing money.
Okay, Squidward, here I come. I'm coming over.
I'm bringing the patty to you.
Here comes the patty. No problem.
I'm walking the Krabby Patty over to Squidward.
Alright, Squidward, I'm giving you the patty
for the hungry customer so they can eat it
when I give it to you, which is right now.
All new free Krabby Patties.
Hey, buddy, I'll try one.
What have I got to lose?
No.
Are you done?
Dear Neptune's gill sacks,
this is the best thing I've ever put in my mouth! Yay!
Did he just say it was good?
Whoo hoo!
[sawing]
[music playing]
Wow.
You sir, are a tardy pants. Wait 'til Mr. Krabs finds out.
You better think of something to save your job.
One Krabby Patty and Krabby Fries for table four.
Order up!
There you go, sir, one Krabby Patty
Krabby fries and a Krabby drink in three seconds flat.
- Hello! - Hello.
Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?
No, thanks.
Now what?
I don't know, Patrick.
Mr. Krabs said if we didn't find customers
not to come back.
Are you sure you don't want to be our first customer, sir?
Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Wait. We'll pay ya.
Here's the slop you ordered. Enjoy. If you can choke it down.
[laughing]
Be rude to a customer and insult food. Nasally laugh.
What is taking you so long?
I'm adding the love.
You're not being paid to love.
I'm not in it for the money.
I'll always treasure the time we've had together.
Look.
[gasping]
Awe.
[whistling]
Whoa.
[music playing]
He doesn't want to eat us for being lazy.
He wants to eat us because he's hungry.
Fellas, leave this to me.
[music playing]
[sniffing]
[music playing]
[laughing]
Way to go, boy. He loves it.
Pardon me, you smart fellow.
Down here. [laughing]
Why settle for Plankton's lumpy chum, when you can enjoy
a steaming Krabby Patty for free.
[sniffing] Yuh. No thanks.
Barnacles.
[grunting, bells ringing] Ow!
What is all that noise? [ringing]
One Krabby Patty!
Coming right up!
Urchin!
[screaming]
Ah ha!
You're getting sloppy, Plankton. Squidward almost squashed ya.
[laughing]
[cheering]
Hi-yah!
I love karate.
I love carate'.
I love money.
I hate all of you.