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- Hello lovely people, I'm Jessica
and I have, what's called a look.
I choose to see that as positive,
even when people say "that's a look"
because hey, it's mine okay?
Yes, it's a vintage high fem type of thing with a bow,
because bows are kind of,
I just really liked bows all right?
Bows make me happy.
The more bows the merrier.
So you know, it brings me joy
and it's not harming anyone, so I'm also a lesbian.
Now I've done videos on my channel before
where I've had some make-overs,
there's a very modern one,
there's one where I swapped clothes with my wife
and you can click the link up here to watch that one.
But I thought it would be really fun
if I made a video with my dear friend Stevie,
who is also a lesbian, but a very differently styled one.
So I asked my Instagram followers
follow me on Instagram, Jessica Out of the Closet,
what three lesbian styles I should dress Stevie in
and Stevie asked her followers at Stevie Boebi,
which three lesbian styles she should dress me in
and thus we have sent them to each other
and we have no idea what is about to happen.
And I'll be honest, I'm a little terrified,
I imagine there will be leather,
there will definitely be black.
I'll be amazed if there's anything but black to be honest,
I've seen Stevie's wardrobe.
And when we've done each outfit,
we're going to give each other a video call,
see what we look like and rate the outfits.
Each outfit will be given a mark from one to five lesbians.
The outfit Stevie dresses me in,
will be here in this video
that you were watching right now on my channel,
but if you want to see what I've dressed Stevia up as,
well then you can click the link
in the description down below,
to be taken to the video on her channel,
to see the delightful look she is wearing
and can I just say, I think I picked well.
I think I did some good choices.
I am excited to see what is going to happen.
It's gonna be fabulous, I'm sure.
But before we get started,
please do make sure to give this video a like,
if you enjoy this kind of thing,
let me know in the comments,
what other kind of makeup over you'd like me to have next
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I know that there are some of you
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who may or may not be lesbians of varying types.
And with that said, let's take a look at
what I normally wear.
As you can see, we have the big fluffy skirt,
a staple obviously,
wearing some nice pastels,
mixed with a white lovely cardigan
and a fluffy collar here,
we've got a bow and everything and a headband.
I thought this look was very unique.
It's like a vintage thing fan thing.
I don't know, it's not like I try
and aim for the vintage thing,
it's just everything I like appears to be vintage.
Also today I am wearing an ankle support,
because that's quintessentially Jessica.
It hurts, I twisted my ankle falling over a dog,
pretty classically me.
Okay, I'm ready.
Bring me my surprise.
What's going it gonna be?
- A dress.
- Okay.
- A hat.
- Okay.
Witchy lesbian?
I feel like this is witchy lesbian, right?
This is basically Stevie dressing me as herself,
which is like some kind of grand wizard.
Okay.
- Socks.
(laughing)
- Which actually goes well with
what you're currently wearing. - What twist?
What twist?
- Bag and necklace.
- All right, let's go.
Are you ready for this changing rooms moment?
(laughing)
Look at this.
I feel like a witchy queen.
Okay this is very sacky no?
Like where's my waist in this?
Okay the socks are going on.
How?
These are very chunky.
Do you want any of my own shoes?
- Okay and then lace up a bit.
- It's in, I'm in.
Hat goes on.
- [Woman] Bag.
- Oh the bag.
- [Woman] You look very LA right now.
- Oh, do I?
Is that the look?
'Cause we do think this is the look,
this LA witchy chic?
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Trying to walk like Stevie.
- [Woman] I mean, it's not the most flattering dress.
- No we don't think so?
The waist I swear is here on my boobs.
I perhaps would wear it to Malaysia.
Hello, I love that we're both wearing hats.
Is this me and my LA witch,
what is this?
- Oh, you haven't guessed yet, we're guessing.
- Okay wait, is this not LA witch?
That was our guess.
- No. - [Woman] I know what it is.
- Oh, you know what it is?
Nevermind, that was my guess.
Okay, what is this?
- Oh my God you look so cute.
- This dress is very nice and floaty though.
- So is this one, I love it.
- Are you enjoying it?
- Yes, I'm obsessed.
Wait, I had to unzip because I'm sitting down.
Okay, do you wanna know what this is called?
- Yes what is this called?
- It's dark cottagecore.
- Dark cottagecore.
Hence the socks, I was thrown off by the socks.
I was like, these don't feel particularly witchy to me.
Okay, I love, so I am I'm dark cottagecore
and you are original cottagecore.
- Yes a different season, you'd be dark cottagecore
versus, I feel like this is very springy.
- Oh sure okay, I'm like Halloween cottagecore.
- Yeah.
- The autumnal choice, for cottagecore gals.
- Also LA witchy definitely also works,
so that was a really good guess.
- Thank you, thank you.
- I'm gonna rate mine because I'm afraid,
sorry to say I hadn't heard of dark cottagecore before,
I now see how this perfectly fits into it,
but I'm going to give mine a really solid four out of five.
- Nice, yeah I think I'll do the same,
four out of five for sure.
- I can't wait to see your next look.
- Me too. - See you
in a minute.
- See you in a minute, bye.
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- Okay, so we've had dark cottagecore.
What is the next one gonna be?
Oh wow, I don't think I've ever worn dungarees in my life.
I mean probably before the age of two,
but they're trousers.
- Classic lesbian shoes Converse.
- Willow from buffy.
That's the kind of lesbian I'm thinking of here.
Let's go for it guys.
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No guidance has been given.
Oh I feel so sexy.
Is this called, like programmer lesbian?
Oh, what are those people called,
who hang around in coffee shops
and think they're really cool?
Hipster lesbians, this is the hipster lesbian?
Why do I keep putting my legs apart
when I'm wearing trousers?
How does anyone walk in these?
(upbeat music)
I am hipster lesbian
and for some reason I'm wearing a hat indoors.
(indistinct) Hi.
- Oh my God you look so cute, I can't.
You look like Rachel and Laura.
- Oh I do, I do look like them.
I was gonna go with, is this hipster lesbian?
- Oh that's so close.
- It reminded me of Willow in Buffy.
- So what do you think?
How would you rate it?
Wait, let me see the bottom.
- This is impossible.
- They are very flat.
Oh my God. - [Woman] They're so cute.
Oh my God.
- Very very good, I must say,
I enjoy the many shades of mustard.
(laughing)
But also why the hat?
Why does anyone wear a T-shirt and a wooly hat?
What is this weather?
- Yeah, everyone wears beanies in LA
and it's never cold enough to wear one.
(laughing)
- Why?
- It's fashion (indistinct) come on.
A video about fashion you should know this.
(laughing)
Josie's wearing this outfit.
(laughing)
- Yeah but wait, so what did we call this?
We called it not re-upholstering?
- [Josie] No.
Renovating.
- Yes renovating a van to live in this would be.
(laughing)
- Literally Rachel and Laura.
You've dressed me as Rachel and Laura.
- I didn't put two and two together
until I saw you in the outfit and I was like, oh no.
- Amazing wow, okay
well I'm going to put that Instagram
in the description so that everyone can go to
their Instagram and see that this is precisely
on point an excellent choice by Stevie.
- Oh my God, I'm so excited for the next one.
- All right, okay but I'm gonna rate this,
five out of five lesbians.
- Really?
- Because this is really gay to me.
This brings back a lot of teenage gay memories.
I'm really hoping that you like your next look
because a lot of time went into this look,
so I will see you very soon.
- Okay see you soon.
Bye. - Bye.
This look is apparently called
renovating a van to live in.
Got some excellent Vans though.
How's does anyone walk in them?
They're so chunky.
Got a cute Farrow backpack though
and I do appreciate how everything is a shade of mustard.
(upbeat music)
All right now for outfit number three.
(exclaiming)
Wait is Stevie dressing me as Stevie again?
- [Woman] There's more.
- There's more to this look?
Oh my God.
Biker lesbian?
But kind of not.
I'm thrown off by the shoes.
Is this another type of LA lesbian?
Are there more types of LA lesbian?
Let's find out.
Okay shoes I can actually do up.
I take it back.
This is a look.
(laughing)
- Josie's laughing her head off behind her camera.
Thank you.
- [Josie] From the 80s.
- A cougar from the 80s,
yeah but then these trousers are kind of giving me
like mongies vibes.
It's not just me, it's the pleather,
the high waist.
- [Woman] I know it gets stuck around your calves.
(laughing)
- I think I'm just too tall for these trousers,
to be honest, I think they're suppose to be
towards my ankles, but..
- Oh my God.
- Thank you.
- Do you love it?
- I'm pretty sure that this is kind of giving me
like a mongie in the spine,
'cause it's so high waisted,
but am I dressed as you?
(laughing)
- Is that the look?
- [Woman] You can pull it off.
- What do yo mean?
I do too.
- So yeah, I,
adorable.
Oh look give me a tan.
How's my little vintage lesbian?
- I feel like princess Margaret.
- Oh, okay.
You look very good.
- Am I lesbian that watches The Crown?
(laughing)
- Yes, you are dressed as a lesbian who watches The Crown,
that is it, that's the title, it's very specific.
And am I not dressed as Stevie Bobie then?
Is there another name for this?
- No, wait, can I see the shoes?
- Okay I will try.
- Nice, those are so cool, I love it so much.
It is for sure something I would wear, definitely.
- [Woman] Are you gonna tell her what the look is?
- Yeah it's leather daddy, is what it's suppose to be.
- Leather daddy.
You know, I would give this five out of five lesbians.
It's gay.
It looks really nice on you.
- Thanks, I love it.
I'm like should I wear this to Christmas?
- Do it, you look really cute.
- This is so fun, oh my God.
- I've had a lot of fun dressing up I must say.
Ah, adorable, adorable.
(gentle rock music)
Well, that was enlightening
and also, I don't understand why people say
that high heels hurt when those shoes hurt me.
My shoes are fine.
Let me know which of the three outfits
that I wore you liked best
and make sure to go and click the link
in the description to go straight to Stevie's video
and see the three outfits I put her in.
I have also linked all of Stevie socials down below.
So you can go and follow her
on everything on every platform.
Follow her everywhere.
Liked the video?
If you really enjoyed this
please let me know in the comments.
What kind of makeover do you think I should have next?
I personally have been wanting to do a goth make-over
with toxic tears for absolutely ages,
but you know Corona virus and can't travel.
However,
hopefully,
hopefully, we'll all be vaccinated next year
and we will be able to go to somewhere in the city
or VidCon or something and we'll be able to meet up there
'cause she lives in Ireland
and I would get a make over.
I'd love to see myself as a goth to be honest,
looking forward to that.
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Bye bye.
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