oh good got the Carabinieri have arrived
feast upon my magnificence
hang on stand aside what's that Boadicea
conquered the entire Roman army using
something very similar to this so I
should be able to easily conquer four
hoodies in the stolen that's what
happens if you just pull up next to the
pavement and there are some women and
children walking they'll have their legs
cut off in jail no one can hear you
scream scary
Boadicea wheel attachments scary you
presumably have nothing wrong these four
nozzles yeah our paint guns yeah so you
drive in front of the crims who are
trying to get away these fire a great
cloud of pink paint all over the
windscreen and they have to stop cause
they can't see all you're gonna do with
this is generate headlines police chop
more people's feet up all you're going
to do with this is respray the front of
people's cars James then demonstrated
his siren which he got from an ice-cream
van they're gonna be really impressed
with that on an American police video no
they stopped for an ice-cream and then
they're nicked well mine was much more
high-tech all right now that's the car
things were not going well and then they
got worse
Oh God in heaven your pet cop boys are
here
yeah no wait the police yeah well the
police are coming
the police do the police you saw me
coming in straightaway one of the
biggest problems the police face trying
to get somebody out the way with blues
and twos on I've got a lot of Blues and
twos they will see me coming well that
we got to ask okay yeah you noticed that
yeah this is it's genius
it's a stinger okay you get them the
point over your radio that you might
need to stop a baddy rather than pulling
out and blocking with your car which is
frankly dangerous you just stop very
quickly and then it was unmistakably a
doormat with some nails in it so we
moved on the police car has to be fast
to see how quick your cars are the Stig
will now drive one timed lap in the
standard British police issue Vauxhall
Astra diesel all you have to do is beat
his time in your cars bonus points will
be awarded for flamboyant driving style
which will look good on a police kill
Action Programme yes yes right
flamboyant and fast only one person can
win this three two one
was proceeding in a westerly direction
honestly giving the British police cars
like that to save money is the same as
the Queen say well changing the girl but
no we're praying in comes Eliza's army
they were in beach towel because that
saves money how would the Blues Brothers
have look
hello one minute 428 148 it's quicker
than most of our celebrities try wrote
it in the Lacetti there yes is it then
it was our turn and the gentle touch
went first three two one go
I'm be going away I pulled away sadly
James's idea of flamboyant driving isn't
quite the same as everyone else's
that'll look excellent what if it's got
traction control I don't think it's
necessary tires go from the 1970s
like prison food Krenz looking good
but it's I squeal maybe they'll be a bit
more here I'll make it out away
Oh can I help you sir
that's not bad X is 10 minutes
point O 3 it is per 2 minutes James I
was next to give it a bash in my Fiat
but before I do I want to make it look
good so I'll put this move all right
you're on your own you see you go for
the soft focus see now when I set off
swooping J turn soft focus you just
going for extra points for flamboyance
yeah
Oh
we in soft-focus as well
I fear my yes I fear the Boadicea wheel
attachments have affected the wheel
balance somewhat it wasn't an option on
the original car Boadicea spikes you
hear people driving around say I've got
a Fiat coupe a it's great I just wish
the rear wheels were a bit heavier and
out of balance they look good ok they're
gonna cut in for a shot of a driver
you can hear a lot of noise but not a
lot of movement it's very much like
Jeremy that I was out represent a good
check hideous to their I'm suggesting
getting back I think you're always
thinking further with those things on
the side further still and then a
flourish to the finish
and flash the lights what about that
what did I do it in um two minutes death
two minutes and eight seconds slower
than yours yes sir
yeah well that's been a turn you chose
to do the j-turn
we didn't make I go to a villain as a
police officer I didn't mean that just
if you come back and wait can you just
come back another hundred yards well I
do need my turn again
well except I won what you just didn't
and finally from the streets of San
Francisco
it's got boil drivers named Joey I'll
lose the drummer of the star but at
least it needs a cook I'm not in
four-wheel drive anymore painfully slow
how can I do fun buoyant driving in this
a new points
although he's broken the thing off look
he's broken his tongue I deploy my
stinger there is he still on the oh look
of that that looked good in slow motions
you never thought to do that didn't pass
the gratuitous boxes to make it look
good so we step back as who knows
handling wise what might happen there
its back enough
there's gotta be points off for that
yeah that's not flamboyant
hey listen there's an electrical problem
three minutes forty but you see in the
front of your car yeah but you see you
get points for flamboyance remember we
make this is gonna think it is practical
I've just given right I'm gonna give you
a big push and off yeah
you