-I´m enjoying your skin care line.
-Yes. -You sent this to me --
-Ages ago. -Yes.
-And have you ever used it?
-[ Valley Girl accent ] Hello. I mean --
[ Normal voice ] I used to look like this.
Now I look like this.
No, you sent me everything.
You sent me the rose mist,
which I´ve never had a rose mist.
-Doesn´t it smell amazing? -It´s the best thing.
Have you ever used a rose mist?
I didn´t even know that my life would need one.
-You´re about to use the rose mist.
-And you go, "I feel, like, refreshed, and I feel calm,"
and it´s the best thing ever.
You sent me serum. -Serum. Face serum.
I call them serum. [sear-um]
But, yes, serum is I guess the right pronunciation.
You sent me -- Oh, here it is right here.
I got some eye masks.
-Should I move the skull?
-You can move -- Yeah, it looks good.
But, yeah, this is the line. It looks good.
I will say it smells great, too.
It´s like an orange fresh citrus thing besides the rose.
The rose is that thing.
But then the eye mask I´ve used because I have a puffy face.
-I have a puffy face. -I´ve used it all over my body.
-You can.
-I set the eye mask, and I´ve lost five pounds.
-You can. -It depuffed my body.
-Well, I sleep on my face all the time,
so I tend to wake up with very puffy eyes.
-Oh, really? And what´s your secret? The eye patch?
-So, I take the eye masks out of the freezer where I keep them.
-You keep them in the freezer? -Yeah.
And you put that cool little thing under your eyes,
and it just melts down your face.
-It feels good, yeah.
-And then the extra serum that´s in the foil,
I just rub it on my knees and my elbows.
-Why now for a skin-care line for you?
People have probably been begging you to do this forever.
-Because I didn´t come here as a pop icon goddess.
I came here as a --
[ Cheers and applause ]
Great.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-You did not come here as that, no.
-I came here as an aesthetician.
-[ Laughs ] Thank you. Yes.
-To rewrite the declaration of skin dependence.
-Ohh! That´s what I´m talking about!
-Come on! -Can I have a drumroll?
Thank you.
♫♫
-Declaration of skin dependence.
-And we do not discriminate with this skin-care line.
-Anyone can use it. -It´s for everyone, all people.
I´m going to bring humanity together with MDNA Skin.
-This is it. MDNA.
-Yeah, I said it.
-Explain this to me, because I received this --
-Can I give you a little bit of a facial?
Like, we´re not -- not a whole --
-All right. They explained this to me.
I didn´t understand. We´ll start it off here.
We´ll go to commercial, and we´ll come back.
-Okay. It´s a chrome clay mask.
-Chrome clay, but isn´t, like, magnets involved or something?
-Yes, this is the magnet that takes it off,
but you´re getting ahead of me.
-I know. Sorry. -I need to put it on.
Wait. Where´s the wand? Oh, here it is.
-This guy? Okay. -All right.
-And I just relax.
-You -- Well, yeah.
Can you relax? -Yeah. This is me relaxed.
[ Jazz music plays ]
-Okay. Can I just get up? -There´s some relaxing jazz.
-Can I have something? Yeah.
-Yeah. Do you want that or do you want spa music?
-No. -No, this a good? Jazz.
♫♫
Oh, yeah.
♫♫
[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
Already this feels -- -Wait.
-You´re not drawing something offensive, are you?
-No. Unless you find my initial offensive.
-No! I love your initial. Are you doing an "M"?
-I am. This is legendary!
[ Laughter ]
♫♫
I´m trying not to laugh.
-Don´t laugh.
♫ You´re getting a spa treatment ♫
♫ It´s gonna make you look so good ♫
-Oh, my gosh!
That´s perfect.
-I miss your mustache. -No, you don´t.
-I do. -No one missed my mustache.
-I do. -Unanimously it was panned.
Look at this right there.
[ Cheers and applause ]
MDNA.
Now, when we come back from the break,
we´re going to take this off using the magnet wand thing.
-Yes, we are. -We´re going to play with this.
MDNA Skin is out tomorrow.
MDNAskin.com -- also Barneys.
And I will set this -- rose mist.
I -- That´s what I do. I dolphin it.
-Do you feel like you´re walking through a garden of roses?
-Yeah, I feel like I´m floating through a garden of roses.
I do this, and then I dive through it.
Yeah, I dive into it. It is so good.
I never thought that I would ever need this, but I love it.
Oh, you do three spritzes. Okay.
All right, so, now --
[ Laughs ]
Not bad. I´ll do it.
All right. -It´s actually not bad-tasting.
-When I got this box from you, I didn´t quite understand.
I thought this was the whole thing and I didn´t put any --
I didn´t put any clay mask on.
But then I saw --
Because I was just rubbing that on my face not knowing.
And I was telling my wife -- I go, "Oh, my gosh.
This is unbelievable. This is so great."
And she´s like, "Let me try it."
And then she was like, "I guess I feel something."
But it turns out you need to do this first,
then you´ll feel something.
So I was -- We were totally acting.
-It turns out there´s a product involved.
-I know. But explain this thing.
-Can I do it? Can I remove it?
-Yeah. I don´t know.
I kind of want to keep it on my face, though.
But, yeah. No, here we go. -You can.
-All right, so what do you do?
-So, I just want to take this condom part and --
[ Laughter ]
I just want to make sure that -- -All right. Yeah, yeah.
-Um, this -- this is the most amazing thing.
It removes the clay mask.
It leaves nothing behind but the hyaluronic acid.
And your skin will be glowing. Okay?
It´s going to blow you away. Do you want me to remove it?
-Please blow me away. -Do you guys w--
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. Can I have some of that wonderful luscious music?
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♫♫
-All right.
♫♫
Whoa!
Wow!
-Ow! I´m just kidding. I was joking.
Did I get you?
I´m sorry. I´m sorry. -Stop it.
-[ Laughs ] Sorry. Is it coming off?
Is it dry?
Is it working?
-Yes, it´s working. Shush!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-It´s working!
Wow! -Look at that.
-It looks great!
-Can you do this?
♫♫
Wait, wait, wait.
Voilà!
-Wow!
You are fantastic!
-Wait.
Now wait. Turn your face to the side.
And then you just rub in the leftover serum.
-Uh-huh.
[ Laughter ]
Look at that.
-And look at your skin. It´s glowing.
-Yeah. I mean, look at how much --
I look like a baby on this side...
and a 50-year-old man on this side.
-And then look. Here´s the best part.
-The condom comes right off. There you go. In the garbage.
In the garbage. -Where is the garbage?
-I have it right here. I can take it.
I´m putting this on eBay. Please. Are you kidding me?