Writing a song with my brother and then he ate a car battery and deleted his brain
how far did we get you said "We're not doing a song about a centipede" then you put Very Deadward through my bass drum hey
I have a new song idea it's about two centipedes are you so amped for our
concert tomorrow?
Concert? The homecoming dance is the most magical school night
of the year but nobody invited me so I want to make
their ears detonate. I swore I'd never play a live gig again. But you're the legendary king
of mold core! Music is in your veins. The only thing in my veins is my blood some
other guy's blood and a gallon of whatever was in that canister you cannot
prove it was gasoline you don't want to play with me
stop it Georgia Slug Riot's retired Why doesn't slug riot wanna hang guess after
ten years of touring the world he doesn't want to be seen with a big loser
like me who needs him I'll just do everything he says on his album until
I'm so moldy and out of control he'll beg to be in my band this is a bad idea
but I'm an enabler so let's crank it
look what the tide dragged in a washed-up nerd he'll never be reckless
enough for my band and now it's Very Deadward's turn to play the hits tell me
you're not doing a centipede song! Georgia did you even listen to it
no but I support him blindly that's what real band mates do Georgia we have a
concert to get to don't bother showing up.
CENTIPEEEEEDE
pay attention chumps y'all bout to hear some damage
kick out the jams Very Deadward! Very Deadward start the kickin it's already
been kicked. my name is slug riot I have type 6 diabetes that's the illegal
Very Deadward he's he's a low-budget swamp goblin. I used to be a normal boy but no one
cares about your backstory. I got a new bassist anyway I found her in the ocean
I still feel pain though. is that mine activated. Activated to crush it! I'm just gonna stay in this position 1-2-3-4! sorry I blew up homecoming
it's not like anyone got hurt unfortunately I GOOSED THE JUICE
Told ya I don't do live gigs no more they all end in disaster just it's like my
life I understand it you don't want to hang with a big loser like me
I'll make an exception the slug riot started off as a character in a comic I
true his personality has not changed after that I drew a storyboard for a
slug riot cartoon the premise was he was pretending to be a sixth grader and he
was trying to graduate elementary school because he never graduated elementary
school no you're not staying in this town to be young and happy and free to
get your teeth kicked in by a stud like I never was haven't you been listening
I've been listening to this but it's your band big baby diapers only eight of
these cassettes exist in the whole world now seven I'll never find another one if
I find you another cassette will you get out of this car and stop crying I'll
stop crying when you stop crying right word on the street is that you got an
ultra rare cassette that makes your brain slam into the back of your skull
and drip down your spine and out your butt this is a dentist's office and like
nobody listens to cassettes anymore who even taught you that word
well there aren't any music stores in this boner town anymore
everything cool ditched like 10 years ago till now
the riots back baby for good this time you don't mean slug riot you know my
brother Oh God him and a stupid bassist and the mold queen they ruined
everything that psychos I'm near I can feel him
Oh give her the cassette Shannon I burned it in effigy you'd never do that
to our history or history of love getting your trapezoidal ass stuck in my
terrarium is not first base is that like a sex metaphor yeah
no I thought about it for literally zero seconds and decided there's only one way
to settle this
I don't think your ex-girlfriend is coming Susan seem to like you very much
I know we had so much come that's zinger music store we might find
another copy of the cassette ooh Breaking and Entering and very Deadwood
invited himself Shannon must have hid it somewhere it
where it's so empty she doesn't even have a bed frame thinks she's so much
better than me it's gonna be the meat locker like I definitely don't I sleep
in the nightmares of children and sleep on the bus its deflated and sad
let's go slug riot she doesn't have what I'm looking for I just wanted the
cassette as a nice memory before you left town again I don't want to take
someone else's memory I want it to be just yours and mine very dead way for a
long time I've you to myself in terms of identity as the music I listen to which
I don't think is necessarily the most healthy thing to do slug rides kind of
an exploration of that I think a lot of George's characters are figuring that
out how music is both really important to someone and also a separate part of
someone founders of our mold course scene guitarist
bassist buried edwin and drummer some mold that is not the mold queen who
kidnaps lug right sister I'm in the deep end of the pool Shannon she doesn't have
her floaties we can't find the mold queen and we already tied her up so
congrats she gets to be guilty to guilty for what knowing too many cusses like
daughter cousin you were guilty of ruining our lives no wait do we have any
hammers we're not gonna throw hammers starting now that was a crowbar we have
the right to defend ourselves fine state your case while we look for more
hammers my case is you all seem very mad at my brother for making some tiny
little mistakes in the past he trashed my apartment I gave them back my dad
their dad is weak my point is he's made some mistakes of indeterminate size
because he is human like all of us except buried Edward who's like a hybrid
potato Bernie said I'd rather be sentenced to death then learn about this
pinhead okay I can't murder my brother it's not murder if it was his idea
we're just being supportive brothers guts don't worry my hot blood will fill
the pool and melt off very dead words words you couldn't melt the cheese in my
pocket so this seems like a win-win for everyone
any last words yes after my final breath leaves this soft body my ghost is gonna
haunt you sad idiots forever rattling change and puking it's
screaming feel good I'm telling you how movies end
oh my god just kill him the king of mold core is dead just as soon as the
guillotine cuts its way through his fat neck that looks exactly like Earth you
can't even get murdered good whoever wants to be the new king of mold core
entered the pit and play the mold do none of you know how to play guitar play
guitar with luck riots job what was your job
hey just shout around being jerk oh so you're all like really bored
oh how could slug riot have ruined your lives if you guys never even had life oh
you got dunked on by a sixth grader maybe instead of deli slicing people who
don't live up to your impossible expectations you spend more time doing
your own thing you just might become the interesting person you're looking for
all along that's out time now we're too busy being unhappy to do that this goose
is our new king he'll entertain us or else
I want to work with stand-up comedians more than voice actors just for this
project I felt like that'd be really interesting and kind of picked the ones
we thought would be best suited for the characters except this varied Edward
who's voiced by Justin McElroy and he killed it so glad he was able to join us
you have been gathered in this historical covered bridge to be the next
wave going mr. mr. Georgia I should bring me a heart or routines
not your competitive algebric what I did Becky's the rudest look how asymmetrical
her haircut is my dad had to cut the gum out
and Bradley Oh Bradley here Bradley's a fool his haircut is exactly the same on
both sides but Becky she don't let no one push her around my chapter books
does she even know what music is I listen to all kinds of music like music
they play at the grocery store and that's it what about milk or what is
that like ska slug riot you can't give up now
not all definitely like you said the mold for scene needs new blood since all
the original blood tried to homicide you so let's recruit Becky I'm too old
started I'd be dead for that medicine I stole from circus then maybe we need a
younger slug riot dad can you pick me up I'm in a historical covered bridge but
the rock'n'roll Cabella whose I'll pick you up and slam you into a toilet
Georgia your your sleeveless we adjust your prescription haircut
I'm Slav riot the rock-and-roll gorilla is mean Georgia where are you
I just sitting here the whole time thinking about prom boyfriend
hundreds proud boy friends I'll come with me come back then realize we have
so much in common did that say love my medicine and I've
you Becky from the future you'll brave the mold until hey you like this not
particularly how about this
how about this you okay yeah you like mindless destruction of treasured
community landmarks don't you yeah yeah do what I said this is a song but about
how giving in to peer pressure
no she's this close to liking you know what would really make us like you
yourself everyone likes because my music is sweet
slip these goobers don't care about your music they just think it's funny when
you get injured okay now slip don't hurt yourself for
popularity look I have nothing hurts more than being a nobody if you think of
those like 3d glasses that they used to give you an old movie theaters I love
that color palette so their character designs are very much based on that red
and blue and then colors that I felt could spin off of that I wanted
something that was both very pretty and very gross so that kind of combination I
think is it's a lot of fun to work with
don't scream Geoffrey the covered bridge beloved down
mascot we've got a message for you I burned your covered bridge brother down
by the creek I smoked him like a brisket because I thought it would make me a
legend but it only made me Oh Philip cancel out this needless death we must
create needless life Geoffrey will you marry Georgia no I'm too corrupted for
your pure love well this engagement ring cost two months salary said the guy i
mugged it from someone's getting married Geoffrey you marry me what's the point
everything ends in flames Georgia paint prison bars on my face it's where my
body belongs we're dead little girl you know Shannon
painted your scum on your forehead now the world will know you're scum no it
says I'm scum I know scummy raid the forehead who's this scum Lord
there yeah Geoffrey staying with his sister for a while oh hello Shannon
before you say anything I got fired from the dentist's office after you shattered
the windows that's why I'm stuck here two facing idiots for minimum wage good
artists is better don't patronize me I'm no artist you make art you're an
artist if you make crime you're a criminal
I missed what's she going on about covered bridge she wanna be a legend now
she sad my Paul and I built that bridge burn you daddy girl shut your mouth mom
wait I actually want to hear this one you built that bridge yes
150 years ago I'm immortal you must hate me
for roasting your legacy at dump I love wood I'll just build another one why do
you want to be a dumb legend anyway you should be doing normal teen stuff like
harassing strangers on the Internet I don't know everything feels so temporary
bridges carnivals mold core you might leave town again tomorrow for all I know
I guess they want one perfect thing that lasts forever nothing lasts forever
married Edward does he's immortal till I slay the witch that cursed him
your music will last forever you sound like my old drummer the mole Queen had
me convinced put in my life into the band make it eternal ice load a bunk
it'll fade away everything else all music ever got me was suppressed
ridiculed beat down bankrupt murdered two years trapped in that elaborate
do you regret all of it no not all of it
two things I won't explore in the future one George's journey into becoming a
musician I want her to start like a scene kind of taking up the reigns that
slug riot laid down and another thing I would love to explore is the other bands
in mold core that grew up with slug riot and used to play with him more of his
musical past coming back to him