for who
for you
for me? yeah
you went to new york? i needed things picked up in new york
hey don't add stuff from your to-do list to my to-do list
what's that
my pretty pretty face?
it's a westin's coffee cup
is it?
you bring an enemy coffee cup in here on the day of our reconciliation
well at least I didn't ask you for a favor on this the day of your daughter's wedding
get that coffee out of here
but i have to tell you seeing that guy's face when he was talking about you
he almost had an expression
far far away from me
love is in the air
i don't know what this fabric is but i think i want to have its baby
okay hold on a minute
also i got this fabulous belt to go with the sweater and the pants. simple black but look at the buckle
i don't need a belt. great buckles
hit me with the pie
what pie
the boysenberry pie
we're out of boysenberry pie
how can you be out of boysenberry pie
because someone ordered the last piece
but i specifically asked you to save me a piece of boysenberry pie
uh no you didn't
i just figured you know we go to luke's for breakfast
why
because i like luke's breakfast
i am luke
i know
and it's the same stuff i make at the diner
i know. so what's the difference
once be too sexy for your shirt and do a little dance on the catwalk
get away from me your mental patient
i left you a message
I never got a message
i left it on your cell phone
oh is that what that annoying beeping sound was
yes it was telling you that your girlfriend called and asked you to save her some pie
put the burger's down Ceaser you're in charge! Now wait
do you have money i need money
which one opens this thing is it that one
stop messing with that
can i work on my laptop
uh does it make noise
no but i sometimes do
you always do
you cannot gather here
do you like my hair like this
yes and you cannot gather here
wow sleeping with you is getting me nothing
because she thinks i need a man
you do one with a nice couch and a deep knowledge of freud
you have to come out and bid on my basket
are you serious
am i reminding you of the cell phone policy affects your behavior in any way?
It's rory
hello rory
what is this
phone cord
Kirk. what?
you meeting kirk?
why would you say that
well i know he asked you out so I just assumed
how do you know he asked me out
he told me
he told you? yesterday
oh my god. Hey relax i think it's great
we need to get you out of here
no
that lethario over there has warmed his way into my daughter's heart and mouth and for that he must die
that's it let's go! no
you're not gonna kill the bag boy
why not?
cause is double coupon day you'll bring down the town
we both agreed that there's nothing like some good loving to shut a person up if you know what i mean
i'm sorry can you bring me a sharper fork i'm not sure this one will go all the way through your hand
that you put in a year ago that you never used
you mean the fax line you made me put in to get in fax orders
even though no one has ever wanted to put in a fax order
and i never got the fax machine like i told you i would never ever get the fax machine making the fax line pointless
that's how you dress to take Rory to Chilton? no but
i mean that's a fancy school
my clothes were at the cleaners and i had the fuzzy clock and it didn't purr on time
what are you doing
i need coffee
it's five in the morning make coffee at your own house
i did i drank it all
you drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning
big gulps lots of sugar! all right get up
and just a little bit of cream because it makes it cold
keep moving
i have to get a part for my car, i'm going to go study, that's kid code for meet me at the previously agreed upon location far away from my clueless uncle
you're kidding me right you don't really think that
damn they are they're together they use the kid code and now they're together
i'm coming home today for sure
oh what's that lucy a football for me to kick?
i mean it this time
okay i just have to write down one more thing
what what is so important now
you're welcome
i'm not taking the mattress
then let me take the truck
but that means you take the mattress
I can't take the mattress
then you can't have the truck
mhh but that sticks you with the mattress
you pour your own coffee?
oh yeah you're not supposed to do that
oh I'm sorry i won't do it
so what lie are you gonna tell me about coming home now
i'm coming home today
so next week?
today
how did you let this happen
me? yes you i thought you were against this
i thought you were all this is so great and rory's gonna change jess
what is she a miracle worker come on Lorelai wake up the guy's trouble
oh rory and jess? no ben and j.lo yes rory and jess
guess i should have told you
you knew they were up there?
they're up there all the time
you go make her stop
i'm not going over there
why not you're a woman! so what?
so you shouldn't be scared of it
scared of it? you know you're gonna be a bachelor for a really long time
hi
i'm working
come on this is the beginning of a relationship you're supposed to act stupid
i'll do the chicken dance on my lunch break
come inside
no sh Rorys in there
since when are you scared of rory because seriously luke I think you can take her
thanks for your lack of help
grump