- Welcome to Keith, today I'm here with Kelsey
we're playing the Sims 4 again.
Last time we made Eugene. I did an excellent job.
What's important to him?
Deviance.
Fast forward. I don't have time.
I need you to be mean faster.
Be mean, yeah. Be mean, hahaha.
You guys in the comments below said make Ned next.
You also said to make Ariel.
(bleep) that. I'm just makin' Ned.
(ding)
The only reason me made this video is cuz
last time we said, "It has to make a million views,"
and you made that happen and now we get to make it.
So same thing this time.
We can't make a sequel unless this is successful.
It's up to you, it's out of our hands.
(awesome intro music)
Let's make the Ful-Meister.
Where do we start? I forgot immediately.
(Kelsey laughs)
Default walk style?
Oh.
Let's do Money Bags Fulmer.
He loves athleticism
- Or does he want a family? - And knowledge.
- He does want a family. Ugh.
Next.
Active. He is a fit boy. Fabin' it. Exactly.
Good? There's a trait that's just good?
That's not a trait.
He's romantic. He has a date night every week.
Every Wednesday, "I can't, it's date night."
"I can't it's date night."
- That's so cute.
- Ugh. Awful.
He's a snob. (Keith and Kelsey laugh)
He does think he's better than me.
Uh, let's move on.
Alright, he's been working out.
Not that much.
He's pretty pale. Lighten him up all the way.
Gettin' there. He has this, like swoop now.
He started going with the same style as Eugene.
Cuz he wants to be as fancy as Eugene.
I went to his stylist once and I was like,
it's too fancy, I can't handle it.
I don't love it.
Eugh. Eh. Ugh.
Mmm.
I'm not happy. (both laugh)
Ned has broken his nose three times.
Once from running into a man in a penis costume.
I'm not kidding.
Once from, I think, playing sports, like soccer...
- [Keith Voiceover] Man in a penis costume.
- Ugh. Ew. This guy is ugly.
This is not my Ned.
I've (bleep) don't know what he looks like.
- Honestly, should we get a photo out?
- No. We just have to go with our gut.
He looks like Richie Rich.
This is such a shitty Ned.
I'm so sorry Ned.
- Ehh.
- Sure.
Let's put some clothes on - Alright fair enough
- Everyday Ned. Fancy Ned. Perfect.
(both laugh)
Look at him. (Keith laughs)
Cute. Look at this outfit.
Except for those shorts he looks great.
Let's move on to sleepy time. That's perfect.
Let's move on to party time.
(bleep) crushed it Sims, you know exactly what he wears.
And beach time. Let's change these shorts
into something a little hotter.
Red.
Oh god, we almost forgot. He's (bleep) married.
- But is he married yet?
- It's our fantasy, he's a single man.
(romantic music)
- Now we gotta move him in.
- How do we do that? Do we upload him into the cloud?
- No. We would click that button if we wanted
the people at home to be able to download
your creation and play with him at home.
- People can have my Ned?
- Yeah.
- We can make all the four Try Guys available
if all these videos get 2 million views
in a month, each. Great.
I can move him in with Eugene?
Eugene is gonna hate this.
Are you sure you want to join the Yang family?
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
- Eugene's ready to greet Ned in his underpants.
- Ah shit, Eugene's naked.
Okay, Ned go sit on the couch. Sit.
Sit down and watch TV.
We're gonna make Ned get fat in our reality.
Where you goin? What's he doin?
How have we made so much garbage?
I don't see them ever making garbage.
Just handling garbage.
Change into your good look.
Now we're ready to party. Oh, talk to this lady.
She looks like you.
Nancy Landgrab is back and let me just say
her outfit compliments Ned's super well.
I'm not sayin' it's love, but it might be love.
Here comes Eugene. - Uh oh.
- Is he going to yell at her? - Uh oh. Are they gonna fight?
- He doesn't like her.
- I've just seen three children.
- A lot of Charlie Browns running around.
- And they are all are sad.
- That one just walked through Ned's dick.
I'm not kidding, that child just walked through Ned's dick.
Wow there's really nothing to do with Ned
without his wife huh?
Ah yeah, sit down and be sad man.
Go to sleep on the bench Ned, perfect.
- He's dreaming of his wife.
- I can see Eugene making a salad in the background.
Nope. He's making eggs and bacon.
- Yeah!
- He loves that eggs and bacon man.
(romantic music)
Hey, welcome to the kitchen
we are, oh shit - It's on fire!
- we have started a fire.
Okay. So something just happens and, uh
Nancy Landgrab comes and saves the day.
Eugene walk away from the fire.
Eugene your standing in front-
where did Nancy come from?
This way you don't have an electric oven.
Electric ovens suck. They start fires.
Suddenly your fridge is burned.
She might be the greatest character of all time.
She just saved a man who literally fought her.
- That was- oh! Fight! - Oh no! Oh no!
I'm going to go tell her, her mom's a llama.
(Kelsey snorts)
- Right after she saves Eugene's life.
- She shouldn't have been in his house. It's rude.
Eugene should have died. - She's quite rich.
- How's Ned doin? Is he still sleeping on the bench?
- Yup. - Yeah he's just still...
The fanciest man to ever sleep on this bench.
- He's wifeless. What is his purpose?
- There really is nothing to do with Ned without his wife.
Eugene has realistic goals.
Fight women. Be an enemy.
New aspiration. Love?
- You can make him a serial romantic
and then he'd have to date a ton of people
and be a player.
I don't know if I recommend it.
No. Why did I say that? No.
- We have a new goal.
He's gonna find that Nancy Landgrab
Show her some grabbable land.
Hey-yo, go find her baby.
Where's she at? She's probably in my house.
She is in my house.
He's running to her. He's so in love.
- She has a husband.
- For now.
- Hey look she walks like him.
- She does walk like him. Let's hit on her.
- No. Okay. - Come back.
Come back. How do you catch these women?
You can't like be in a relationship two women
at once in this game can you?
- Well, technically you can.
- You can?
Do they ever have intercourse in this game?
- Yeah.
- Do they ever have threesomes in this game?
- No.
- If this game is just a simulation of life,
why can't it be the optimal version of life?
Not saying that threesomes are optimal
I'm just saying that to some it might be.
Maybe to Ned.
Ariel's gonna be really upset with this.
What are you doing? I told you hit on women.
- We could take him to the club.
(claps)
- Why didn't you say so?
Let's get to that club.
I can't go to those though.
- No we don't have those expansion packs.
Yet.
- Man, they really make their money on making
you buy all the things don't they?
- Yeah. - Clever.
How much real money have you paid on simulated life?
- The Blue Velvet. - The Blue Velvet.
Okay this bar is (bleep) dead.
- People will start arriving.
- Oh I have to show up to get the party started.
She's wearin' a dress. She's doin' pushups.
Ned wants this. She's blonde.
Let's have him do a heartfelt compliment.
"Hey, great pushups girl."
Eugene's taking out garbage again.
Where did he even get garbage?
What is their obsession with garbage?
Eugene is gonna go make fun of this teenager.
Ned is flirting with the skirt girl.
Everything's going great.
Okay, here's something I wanna bring up.
In the last game I said this guy looks awful.
And people said I look like him.
(bleep) you in the face.
I do not look like this guy. How dare you?
Just no. You are a bad person for saying that.
This man's ugly. I am hot. Never say that again.
He is wearing a shirt I love.
Where's Ned? I left Ned to flirt with the women.
He's sleeping on a bench again!
(pounds desk) Ned. You cannot keep falling
asleep on benches dude. It's (bleep) weird.
Eugene's calling a hospital I hope.
Let's have him talk to himself.
Confuse this woman. Eliza Pancakes.
What to do with Ned? I need him to get a girl to love him.
Let's get this grandmother. Dance with her.
Don't dance with her, dance with her.
No. Stop dancing with her.
Seems Ned is being real Ned.
Dancing with blondes and not old ladies.
Talk to the old lady. Tell her a joke about penguins.
It will make her laugh.
Why is my Sim not letting me control him?
What's going on Kelsey?
- Well, he's technically still talking to this woman.
- No he's not. She's sad look at her.
Look at how sad she is.
- You just zoomed in on her boobs.
- I'm trying to get higher up on her.
It's hard to control.
Look at her face. - She looks mad.
"He was supposed to talk me.
"He was supposed to tell me a joke about penguins.
"I'm gonna burn his house down.
"I hate you Ned. I hate you because I loved you.
"And you wouldn't love me."
(Keith cries)
(sad music)
(Kelsey claps)
Seriously Ned you need to dance with this lady
- Whoa. - she is fuckin pissed.
- Get this man an Oscar. - Look at her.
- You just need to exit out of the dancing.
- Not doing what I want.
I need Ned to achieve something.
What should I have him achieve?
- Uh. Maybe he should kiss a girl.
- Okay let's have him kiss Tanvi.
He's going to brighten her day. Llamas.
Hm. Hm. Hm.
Romance her. Offer a rose?
Forward but, cool.
- He like just came with a pocket
full of roses to the club.
- When you wear that outfit, you have roses.
Boom.
I love you. - She loved it!
Her love meter is increasing.
- Oh. She's feelin' flirty.
- Flirt back. Go on Ned you can have any lady you want.
You're not married yet boy.
Embrace. And then we're going in for the first kiss.
And I'm gonna zoom in so hard on it.
- You can have them, like, go outside.
And have their own private moment.
- How do I make them both go outside?
- Pick the most romantic spot.
- Oh yeah, yeah, the courtyard.
With sleeping Eugene in the background.
- Great. Click on the location and then
"go here together."
- Go here together.
- Oh Eugene woke up for the event.
This is Ned's first kiss.
Where is she?
- She's coming.
- Is she?
- No I don't think she's coming.
- Oh no. - Oh no Ned.
- Oh no she ran away. - Oh no Ned, Tanvi doesn't
care about you.
Ned.
And the sweet angel has taken rejection poorly
and has fallen asleep once again on the bench.
- I think it just wasn't meant to be.
Maybe it's just because his true love
is still yet to be made.
- I do have to make Zach still.
(crickets)
I had a really hard time getting anybody to like Ned.
In this reality, Eugene is a villain
and Ned is the most depressed man there ever was.
- If you have any ideas for where
the storyline should go next.
- Feed me some ideas here people.
This is our reality. Not just Kelsey and mine's
but ours. - No.
This is the Buzz Fam.
- This is the #buzzfam.
I like calling Buzz Feed, "Buzz Duzz."
- Buzz Duzz.
(Keith imitates Buzz Feed outro)
- That was such a Disney Channel situation.
- Only on Disney (Buzz Feed outro imitation).
Except it's like so loud and abrasive sometimes.
(harsher outro imitation)
- Bye.
(Buzz Feed outro)