- INFP girlfriend!
I'm excited.
Does the INFP make a good girlfriend for a guy like me?
We gotta find out by looking on the internet
because as we know, everything on the internet is true.
As you know, the first thing we have to do
is go to Personality Page
and look at the strengths and wacknesses
of the INFP in relationships.
She will be warmly concerned and caring towards others.
Not just normally concerned, warmly concerned.
If you see her face getting red,
it's only because she is warmly concerned.
INFPs strive for win-win situations.
So for example, if you wanna have pizza for dinner
and she wants to have a burrito,
you'll come to a win-win situation
of stuffing a burrito with pizza
or topping your pizza with a burrito.
It's win-win, everyone gets what they want.
Likely to recognize and appreciate others' need for space.
I like to imagine that she'll be up against the wall
trying to get as far away from me as possible.
I know you need space.
I'm just trying to give you--don't come too close!
I'm trying to give you space, okay?
And INFPs are flexible and diverse.
They'll go to that advanced yoga class,
and they'll be diverse about it.
Now we have to check out the stuff you gotta watch out for.
The wacknesses.
Don't like to have their space invaded.
So extraterrestrials, take this as a warning.
Don't invade an INFP girlfriend's space.
That's like the most tenuous wordplay ever,
but I went with it.
It's called commitment, people.
Get some.
Extreme dislike of conflict
and extreme dislike of criticism.
This is great in a relationship
where on the surface, everything seems fine
because you're avoiding conflict and criticism
until 10 years later, it all blows up at once.
Strong need to receive praise and positive affirmation.
Good INFP, good job, you're such a good INFP.
Have a treat.
I feel like I'm looking up best dogs breeds for apartments.
Do I need a fenced-in yard?
Is the INFP good with cats?
Will she dismantle my couch if she gets bored?
Tendency to blame themselves for problems
and hold everything on their shoulders.
I'll just be like girl, haven't you heard "Hey Jude"?
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
Na na na na na na na na, yeah.
Is that enough to get a copyright claim? (laughs)
Next, we're gonna check out an article on Introvert, Dear,
"The Biggest Dating Struggles of the INFP Personality".
Wonder what they could be?
If I don't make an authentic connection
with my date, I'm done.
Hello, nice to meet you, INFP.
I don't feel the authentic connection.
I am done with you.
The INFP will feel compelled to hold back.
This is somewhat ironic
given that they want an authentic connection
but will then hold back so that you can't create one.
Interesting, hmm.
And holding back can send the wrong message.
You think? Do you think?
Next, we go to Reddit to the mbtimeme Sum-reddit
to see what they have to say about INFPs.
At least we'll see what memes they put
that won't get me demonetized.
Me, working retail.
Management, you need to improve your sales skills
when talking to the customer.
Me, buy it, or I'll commit [not living].
Dark. But it could be an effective sales strategy.
INFPs when someone texts them.
I'm going ghost!
They don't really like to reply.
They like to be mysterious.
It's part of them holding back.
Or maybe they just have a really restrictive texting plan.
(laughs) What is this, 2004?
INFPs trying to be detached.
The slightest emotional inconvenience imaginable.
Dang, they got hit by a taxi, man.
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(laughs) Very useful.
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(crowd gasps)
INFP childhood, she's excited and ready to go.
INFP adulthood, it's not looking so great anymore.
(laughs) She's even got the pony backpack.
I love that.
Nobody.
INFP dog.
(laughs)
INFP dog confirmed.
Just act fake, and people will like you.
It's true.
Fi users, no!
No, god, no, please!
No!
INFP not overreacting to something
that made them think it was a personal attack.
It's a struggle.
The INFPs will struggle to not think
something is a personal attack.
INFPs when they have a sad thought.
Oh S, that's deep.
They turn into an orc.
Is that from "Morrowind"?
Is that, (sighs).
I don't know anything.
Feelers be like, "I hate thinking!"
"Me too!"
Yes, this is proof positive that an INFP
would be a great match for an INFJ like me.
We both hate thinking.
But to get the ultimate authoritative word,
we've gotta look at the INFP girlfriend meme by Holly Hayes.
Hey anon, can we just cuddle and watch movies tonight
instead of going out?
No!
We are going out.
Get on your dancing shoes right now.
I really think that sociopaths can be rehabilitated
with a little bit of love.
I admire the compassion and the naivete of that statement.
This toxic person is probably just hurting inside,
and I must help them.
She's not wrong, but she'll probably
get torn to shreds in the process.
Gosh, I'm just such a small, sensitive little bean.
Please do not yell at me.
No!
My heart is telling me that I must travel,
so I decided to hitchhike to Venezuela to find myself.
Picking a place to travel that has political upheaval
and is not terribly safe, check.
Depression is a lifestyle.
The INFPs are always getting that rap
for being depressed all the time.
Is it true?
Smash like if you think it is,
and if you think it's not, smash like.
I was supposed to be inside writing my calculus exam,
but here I am floating in a pond
and reading Voltaire instead.
Such a free spirit.
You can tell from the blue hair
which I have to assume is her natural hair color.
Empathy intensifies.
My empathy is just getting so intense right now.
I am empathizing with you.
Helps you, has no idea how to help themselves.
Sad!
Sorry, she says.
Actually, sorry is on here a lot.
Sorry.
Has secretly wished for a letter from Hogwarts in the mail
every year since age 11.
Well I got something to tell you.
I got some news to break.
That is a fantasy.
It's never gonna happen.
You know why?
Because you're not a wizard.
Only wizards get those letters.
Obsesses over an imaginary relationship
with a person they've barely spoken to.
You know, I can relate to that as well.
Airport girl, if you're out there,
I don't even know that I remember what you look like.
Has a revolutionary solution for how to save the world.
No one listens because she's such a mess.
Don't you hate it when that happens?
You've got solutions, but no one be listening.
They say how could you possibly help save the world
if you can't even button your sweater correctly?
I gave all my lunch money to homeless people
so they can buy lunch.
Everyone knows if you give money to homeless people,
they're just gonna buy lunch with it.
Don't give them money.
Cries softly over a dead bee.
I don't know if you can see right now.
There's a little blemish on my otherwise alabaster face
'cause a wasp got me, got me right in the schnoz,
and you know what, I was glad when that wasp was dead.
I looked over his dead body.
I pulled out my Glock, and I put a few more caps into him
just to make sure.
Wow, the INFJ description sounds so much like me.
I'm so proud to be in the 1%.
(laughs) Frank, that's just like you.
No!
Everybody is beautiful and important except for me.
Come on, INFP girlfriend, you're important to me.
You're the subject of my video.
Doesn't that make you happy?
Someone, hurts INFP's friend.
INFP, (groaning loudly) throws over the table
just like Jesus in the temple.
Very Christ-like.
Sorry, she says. (laughs)
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, money changers, I didn't mean to flip those tables.
Well I did mean it, but I regret doing it,
but I don't regret doing it, but I'm still sorry.
Does it count as an apology if I don't regret it?
Why doesn't anyone understand me?
That is a good question, I'm glad you asked,
and I don't have an answer for you.
Sorry.
Please don't raise your voice at me, anon.
I'm sensitive, you know.
I'm sorry, look, this is a safe space.
This is a safe space for all INFPs
and all anybodies, really.
Genuinely fond of everyone.
Oh my gosh. (laughs)
Just like a dog.
I can't help see the pattern.
I'm sorry, it's not my fault it's there.
Sorry.
Absent-mindendly bumps into a wall.
Apologizes to the wall.
That's just manners.
You know walls go through life being second-class citizens.
We drive nails into them
just so we can hang some pictures on the wall.
We bump into them absent-mindedly.
We even punch them when we get excessively angry.
Who says sorry?
INFP girlfriend, that's who.
Sorry.
Do I wanna be dark and brooding,
or do I wanna be a quirky, happy sunshine girl?
You know, these extreme shifts in mood
which some doctors might call a disorder,
it's just part of her personality.
Sorry.
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