iDubbbz: Bad ass
Hila: Oh! Hehehehe. Shit.
Ethan: We're down here at the Venice Beach, Los Angeles, to shoot the sickest vlog you've ever seen.
We've got the DSLR. Boi.
We've got the fucking drones on deck!
*Annoying Drone Noise*
We've got stop motion.
*snap*
Whaddup peeps! (BF vs GF parody)
And now let's roll to some edgy underground hiphop
that's gonna set the tone for the of this vlog, boiiii.
*edgy underground hiphop*
I: Du-hey-dude.
C-c'mon dude.
C'mon.
Sorry about that.
*edgy underground hiphop*
I: Is that good?
E: That was-
I: Alright.
E: That was so sick.
*edgy underground hiphop*
I: Are you keeping the same position?
E: Yeah.
I: You're in the same position?
E: Yeah same position.
I: It's a stop motion shot. You can't move. At all.
E: No, it's the same position.
I: You haven't moved right?
E: No.
I: I'm already seeing you move.
E: I didn't move it!
I: I don't want this shot to be fucked up!
E: Okay, I won't move dude.
*edgy underground hiphop*
E: You're in the shot.
I: Am I out of the shot?
E: No.
I: How about now?
E: No you need to move a lot.
*edgy underground hiphop*
*drone sounds*
E: Alright.
*drone sound continues*
Maybe a little too close.
I: Yeah?
I: Dude this is artistic.
E: It's a little too close.
I: It's artistic.
I wanna get the perfect sh- listen dude
The shot we're gonna get...
...the camera's gonna be in your mouth and it's gonna fly out of your mouth ok?
I: Ok?
You ready?
I: Wait, I'm trying to-
E: It's a little close don't you-
I: It's hard, it's hard.
Just give me a second I know what I'm doing.
E: It's really close.
I: I know what I'm doing.
I: Wait...
...it's not working.
E: Dude this is ridiculous.
Stop!
I: Lay down, that'll be easier. That'll be safer.
Yeah perfect. Perfect. Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah that's it. That's it.
Alright, alright, alright.
We're going down.
E: AH!
I: Open your mouth dude. Open it.
Wider.
*Ethan scared* Ok it's close enough dude. It's close enough!
It's close enough. AH!
I: It has a feature where it won't bump into anyone.
E: AH!
I: It won't bump into you.
E: Stop!!!!!
It's close enough dude.
Take it away!
I: Fine, pussy.
I: Ready?
*edgy underground hiphop*
I: Man that was a good shot.
*edgy underground hiphop*
E: Waddup pimps?
E: I'll have what he's having.
E: Waddup... pimps?
You pimpin'?
Why are you hesitating?
I: The things i- I...
I wasn't comfortable with the shot. Can we do it again?
Go ba- go back there.
E: Hila walk back further.
I: Yeah.
Hila: Ok. :(
E: Much further.
E: Walk slower this time.
*would it even be considered hiphop?*
I: Waddup pimps!?
E: Startled me dude.
Well we gotta do it unison so we should-
I: Oh ok.
E: so do it one more time.
I: One more time.
E: Go slower Hila. I'm not trying to go- we don't have that much time left.
H: Ok. :(
E: Stop fucking around.
*edgy underground hiphop*
Both: Waddup pimps!
I: Dude that's fucking fire.
E: That's a fucking real shark tooth.
I: Yeah?
E: That is a real genuine shark tooth, it was only like 5 bucks.
Barely even cost- they're not even like that expensive.
I: Not even that rare.
E: I wasn't willing to spend more that 5 dollars on it but...
...I mean...
...it's pretty cool.
I: That's pretty irie...
...dude.
E: Everyting irie.
*edgy underground hiphop*
I: Nah dude.
E: No no no.
I: I don't fuck with no snake.
*edgy underground hiphop*
E: Sick.
Oh this is good.
Ok now get that.
Now sh-
I: Alright
Cyclists: Hey!
I: It's just 2 in the pink and 1 in the sprink, is all.
*the most edgy hip hop you've ever heard*
E: Looks nice in there
I: Yeah, come in here.
E: Okay
It's kinda smelly.
I: Yeah
E: Some cool, like, bird shot...
E: up in this fucking bitcchh!
I: What, you want a fucking bird shot?
You want a fucking bird shot, I'll giv-
Dude, this is the fucking shot.
This is the fucking shot.
Check this shit out.
Here's the shot baby.
E: Is there birds there, dude?
I: That's the shot.
E: Are there really birds there? Is that what freaked you out?
I: Yeah, dude we got the bird shot.
E: Oh, it smells we're gonna get avian flu, dude.
I: Yeah but dude, this shot's fucking worth it, man.
E: Are you getting a fucking bird shot up there, dude?
I: Yeah
E: Yeah!
I: Aw fuck yeah, I'm going in. I'm going in.
E: Oh my god.
I: It doesn't seem to care.
E: *laughs*
*edgy underground hiphop*
E: This is hardcore, dude.
I didn't expect to get this hardcore today.
Aw, there's a fucking bir-
E: Is it dead?
I: No, dude.
Those are live birds.
E: Why aren't they moving?
What the fuck, it's freaky.
I: *laughs*
E: It's like Silence of the Pigeons in here, dude.
They're just sitting there.
I: FUCK
E: It smells in here, dude.
Smells like avian flu.
Smells like fucking West Nile virus up in this cave.
E: Ahhhh!
*edgy underground hiphop*
E: Hey, waddup PIMPS?!
Killin it out here with some birds and shit.
I: Birds, skaters, drones, stop, motion
E: Bitches
I: Look at all the pussy that's out here.
E: Because this vlog...
Both: ...is LIT!
I: Alright can we do that shot again?
E: WADDUP PIMPS!?
Both, barely in unison: Waddup pimps?!
E: But, tighter.
I: Tighter? What do you mean, tighter?
E: It sounded like we had a bit of a stroke.
I: Okay. Ready?
Both, not in unison: Waddup pimps?
Both: Waddup pimps?
I: This is Ethan.
Hila: Did we get a vlog?
E: I don't think so.
I think this video is gonna be, probably kinda bad, but...
H: Are we gonna get on the Trending?
I: I think... you think this video's gonna be bad?
E: This is so fucking dumb.
E: Your video sucks.
I: Well, let's be fair.
E: No.
I: Harambe.
The Harambe vid.
E: Can we not talk about that?
Okay, fucking unboxing.
I: Oh yeah, now it's gonna turn into a roast.
E: 'I'm fucking iDubbbz!'
I: That's cute, that's cute.
E: 'Oh look people send me shit I don't even curate it myself!'
'Woo, money shot!'
I: Yeah okay, okay.
E: 'Pay me!'
I: Yeah, pay me, yeah.
E: Cool, dude, how much effort did that fucking take?
I: Crunchyroll Alert! Crunchyroll Alert!
*siren noises*
E: Wow! Oh God forbid someone tries to make a fucking living!
I: 'Please watch my animes!'
I: Yeah, yeah, that's you.
E: I know you jerk off to Sailor Moon, you fucking bitch.
I: Sailor Moon, I jerk off to fucking Bulma, cunt.
E: You would take offers, if they came to you.
I: I get fucking offers.
Free Lootcrates, dude.
E: You're a fucking sellout in waiting, dude.
I: Sellout, no.
E: You're just waiting for an opportunity to sell out.
I: I get them for free, cunt.
E: Yeah you get them for free 'cause they don't fucking pay you.
E: See ya!