I saw an Instagram that you had a tattoo.
>> I got my very first tattoo, finally.
Finally. It's-
>> Is that you, really?
>> Yeah.
>> Wow, that is you.
>> Still a little sore.
That's a rub on.
>> It is a rub on, okay. >> But I rubbed really hard.
I rubbed really hard.
But the problem is- >> What's behind you?
Is that- >> That's my finger pushing up my arm.
The picture?
>> That's just a photograph, is that what they call it?
Photograph.
That's on the wall in our stairwell.
>> Uh-huh.
>> But that's actually a pretty good photograph, isn't it?
>> It's a beautiful photograph, and so is it emulating that photograph,
is that why you got the tattoo?
>> That's the thing about art you can let it be whatever you want it to be.
>> [LAUGH] So
are you thinking about getting a tattoo?
Why do you have that?
>> Well, the problem with this now is because people think it's real
I have to promulgate the idea.
I have to keep it going.
I have like 160 of these rub ons and I have to put them on every four days so
people think it's real.
>> I see.
>> But I would like to get a real one eventually.
>> Would you?
>> No. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> No, I probably would.
I love tattoos.
I went out with a girl once that had tons of tattoos, and
that was great because I love to read.
>> [LAUGH] >> I really do.
But I think that my wife would love me to get a tattoo.
>> Would she?
>> She wants, like I'm wearing silver ring, she likes the aging rock and
roller look, like the bracelets and stuff.
>> Wow, you really are dressing for Susan now.
>> She's got me doing that, and she wants me to be a chain smoker.
>> [LAUGH] >> Drink a lot, and wear the skinny jeans.
And I just don't have the body for the skinny jeans, you know?
I try to lose weight in just my legs which is hard to do.
I lost a lot of weight in one leg.
>> [LAUGH] >> Uh-huh.
>> So I was able to get one on, but the other one I couldn't hang in there.
>> No? [LAUGH] But
you were able to lose the weight in one leg, so that's good.
>> I was, and you know it started from the calf and it worked its way up.
>> [LAUGH] I didn't know you could lose weight that way.
>> I tried putting Spanx on this leg to get the other one, but it wouldn't work.
>> No?
Okay, so you and Susan have been married 10 years.
>> Yes. >> Yeah, and your kid, Gable,
is how old now?
>> He's nine.
>> Nine, that's a cute age.
What's he into?
>> Well, he likes to do a lot of things.
>> Aw, I had never saw that picture.
>> [LAUGH] >> You know what?
Here's what it is, Ellen.
You love these kids so much you want them to be protected, even when you leave,
so we did the will thing and we did the trust fund even before he was born,
when my wife was pregnant.
And I'm telling you, you meet with these, I don't know if you guys ever did this,
but you meet with a lawyer, not that I had a lot of money,
but in case I got a job where I made a lot of money,
you want him to get it in a timely manner so he doesn't blow through it all.
>> Right. >> Because the lawyers,
they make you think the kid's gonna be like a derelict and
an irresponsible loser and he's gonna be just an idiot.
So before he's even born you're like hiring rehab facilities for him.
>> [LAUGH] >> You've got therapists lined up, and
then you dread the day that he's born.
>> [LAUGH] That's a shame.
He looks like he's gonna be a good kid.
I wouldn't worry about that.
>> He is a good kid, and it was big year for
him cuz his grandmother on his mom's side- >> Look at that.
Very handsome.
>> Yeah he's had a lot of work done, but he does look good, he does look good.
His grandmother- >> [LAUGH]
>> Grandmother on his mom's just got
married to her long-time girlfriend, they're from Nashville.
And they got married in Phoenix on a hot air balloon.
>> That's really cool.
>> It is cool.
>> Yes. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Thank you.
>> How old is
she?
>> 70. >> 70.
>> 70.
>> And how long have had she
been with her girlfriend?
>> I'm guessing 30 years?
>> Wow. >> Yeah.
>> That's great they got married.
>> So more of a lady friend,
a girl friend.
But it wasn't a big wedding because you can only fit so
many people in the hot air balloon basket.
It's like two or three tops, you can't have bridesmaids in the basket.
>> No, too heavy.
[LAUGH]. >> Sounds like an hors d'oeuvre,
doesn't it?
Pigs in a blanket, bridesmaids in a basket, yeah.