hi tom how are you good to see you dave did you bring any mace
i usually have a key on me
it's amazing how nice folks are to you when they know you're going away yes it is it's been
overwhelming how have you been it's so nice to see you you know uh george right i know george yeah
yeah yeah i recognized him with the handcuffs yeah what have you been up to and how are you how are
your family how's it going everybody's good i um i haven't been in new york in a while i was really
surprised there was a huge line today on the street and i uh i i figured well maybe it's a girl
fight or something you know really that came to mind it came immediately yeah and then uh i asked
a couple of guys in the line they said i said were you in line for you said we're in line for salad
in line for salad i was frankly embarrassed for them
they said that it comes in a helicopter from cheyenne it's really fresh now you're you're a
man uh whose mind never stops working uh turning over uh creative not just in the sense of music
and uh poetry and so forth but other more tangible ideas oh i don't know where you're going with that
haven't you thought of inventions for personal
use well i have been considering an antiperspirant you know but uh
the problem is it's so invasive they want to stay with you for weeks and find out
what you're like and i hate that yeah but um i so i came up with one of my own it's uh
it's new car smell the antiperspirant actually has the scent of a new car and i i was in the
car with my wife and she said honey is this a new car i said no that's my annie purse
but but they i mentioned you and and they have something that might be
it right up your alley what is that well it's for uh retirees
and stay-at-home dads and adult children who've returned home after college right
i don't i don't understand well it's not an antiperspirant it's a perspirant first person
and we all know what that smells like yes it's called hard work also people not working
give the impression that they've been working appear that they're or the true genius yeah so
my feeling dave i'm sorry george yeah just be glad that you're not in the
tire business the entire business you can't retire from the retailer
it sounds like you're signing up for more time yeah
do you remember the first time you were uh on the program i do remember
what what your early 83 yeah do you remember what you did were you were you you weren't nervous
coming on i was a little nervous dave really i thought you had an ejector button under here
and that you're going to send me into another time zone no no no no no but then i uh when i realized
you're from indiana i have so many in-laws from indiana and uh george is from kentucky i am i'm
from kentucky just across the ohio river that's right yeah beautiful country yeah it's lovely i
i've never been in this situation before except in jail
have you done some time a little bit yeah this is like the worst extradition
imaginable i'm being taken back to you fill in the blank i've become more politically uh
active lately i think that's important and i um you know there was a big rally uh right
here in uh in manhattan this morning i i i was i was just perfect for me because i'm here to be
on the show but the the rally was uh you know you probably heard about it free the glutens you know
no i didn't free the good i bet your wife my wife is doing the case
it's all beginning to make sense now they've never had a country of their own
and now we adopted a a little girl who's a gluten
so freely yeah well i mean again my hat's off to both of you