Oh Alan Harper you animal.
I can't believe Judith let you go.
Oh don't stop Alan Harper. Please don't stop.
Come on let's see.
I'm just not sure about this.
Alan, we're never going to find
the right look for you unless we experiment.
Now let's see.
Oh please, please, please,
please, please. Yes. She didn't change the lock.
But that's new.
Hello? Oh, oh hi Stephanie.
Yeah, yeah, I had a great time too.
Yes, it was special.
I don't usually do that on a first date either.
Thank you for letting me do that by the way.
How many pills did you take?
Well let's see.
One when I went to bed. One when I got up, seven.
Really?
You know it's not usually a good idea to pop class
A narcotics like skittles.
I got to lie down.
Okay, okay, but not here.
Not now. No, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Alan... what are you doing?
Making a birthday cake.
You and mom want some?
You might want to extend
your brake zone on the wet roads.
It's a little...
I'm so stupid.
No, no,
no, no you're not stupid.
You're a dear, sweet, remarkably bright-
Truck, truck, watch out for the truck.
Watch out for the truck. Ahhhhh.
Alan Harper?
Yes. Yes, how can I help you?
We're investigating a stolen
dog report.
A dog?
Your ex wife's dog?
Chester? Somebody stole Chester?
She seems to think you might
know his whereabouts.
Oh gosh,
I'm sorry I have no idea.
Although what could have happened,
she could have left the door open.
She's absent minded and the dog got away.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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moved out. Our marriage is over.
Judith that's terrible.
You must be devastated.
Ah, oh Ah.
Bum shoulder, yeah. Got it at the last Iron Man.
The movie, not the triathlon.
I slipped in the lobby on some artificial butter.
There we go, lighten the load. One time, here we go.
Oh God.
But, I thought we had
something special?
Who's in there? Are you married because I really thought-
Hi, ah, ah, ah.
Dammit I have to pee. Ow.
Oh.
I'm sorry I have to go.
Why?
I have a headache.
I can work with that.
I was married for 12 years.
Here's your money.
Don't ever call me again.
Okay, second base for free.