DUDE, SOME GUY JUST CALLED FOR YOU.
WHO WAS IT?
I DON'T KNOW.
HOW ABOUT, "THANKS FOR TAKING THE MESSAGE"? GEEZ.
HEY, LISTEN, YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU MOVE IN, RACHEL'S ROOM'S
GOING TO BE EMPTY.
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT WE WANT TO DO WITH IT?
SURE.
OKAY. I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL GUEST ROOM, RIGHT?
WITH A MAHOGANY SLEIGH BED
AND BEDSIDE TABLES WITH FLOWERS ON IT ALL THE TIME
AND THEN WE CAN HAVE
A ROLL-TOP DESK WITH LITTLE COMMENT CARDS
SO PEOPLE CAN TELL US HOW MUCH
THEY LOVED STAYING HERE.
OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW.
I REALLY HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT MUCH.
WELL, I LIKE THAT IDEA. OBVIOUSLY.
BUT I WAS THINKING MAYBE, MAYBE... MAYBE IT COULD BE
A GAME ROOM, YOU KNOW.
I MEAN, YOU CAN BUY OLD ARCADE GAMES
LIKE, UH, LIKE SPACE INVADERS AND ASTEROIDS FOR $200.
THE REAL ONES, THE BIG, BIG, BIG ONES.
NO.
OKAY, SO YOU MEAN "NO"
AS IN, "GEE, CHANDLER, WHAT AN INTERESTING IDEA
LET'S DISCUSS IT BEFORE WE REJECT IT COMPLETELY."
OH, I'M SORRY. OF COURSE.
YES, INTERESTING IDEA.
TALK ABOUT IT, BUT... NO.
SO THAT'S IT?
I JUST DON'T THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, ARCADE GAMES
GO IN THE BEAUTIFUL GUEST ROOM.
THE BEAUTIFUL GUEST ROOM'S
GOING TO BE FILLED WITH ANTIQUES.
WHICH IS WHY ASTEROIDS IS PERFECT.
IT'S THE OLDEST GAME.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE BEAUTIFUL GUEST ROOM?
NOTHING. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THE BEAUTIFUL GUEST ROOM
ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERYBODY THAT WE KNOW
LIVES ABOUT 30 SECONDS AWAY.
ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
NO, I'M NOT MOCKING YOU
OR YOUR "BEAUTIFUL GUEST ROOM."
HI, LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE.
I DON'T NEED TO HAVE A GAME ROOM.
I MEAN, WHEN I WAS A KID I ONLY PLAYED THOSE GAMES
BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET GIRLS
AND NOW I CAN GET 'EM.
NOW I HAVE YOU.
NO,-N-NOT THAT I THINK I HAVE YOU...
OR THINK OF YOU AS PROPERTY IN ANY SORT OF WAY.
I SEE WOMEN...
STOP IT, CHANDLER.
I'M SORRY, TOO.
REALLY?
YEAH. OH, YES...
LISTEN, WE DON'T HAVE
TO MAKE THAT A GUEST ROOM.
WE CAN THINK OF SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE ROOM TOGETHER.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WE CAN EASILY THINK OF A WAY
FOR US BOTH TO ENJOY THE ROOM.
TOTALLY.
WE DON'T HAVE
TO COME UP WITH THIS NOW.
OH, GOOD.
WHY DON'T WE THINK ABOUT CHANGES
WE CAN MAKE IN THE LIVING ROOM.
CHANGES?
YEAH, I MEAN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO MOVE AROUND SOME FURNITURE
TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY CHAIR.
Y-Y-YOU'RE GOING TO BRING THE BARCALOUNGER OVER HERE?
IS THAT A PROBLEM?
WELL... IT'S JUST THAT THEY'RE A SET
AND THEY SHOULD PROBABLY STAY TOGETHER.
OH, THAT'S COOL.
THEN I'LL JUST, UH, BRING THEM BOTH OVER.
SEE, NOW, NOW, YOU'RE TAKING THEM AWAY FROM THEIR HOME.
OKAY. I GET IT.
SO I GET NOTHING.
NOTHING HERE IS MINE.
EVERYTHING IS YOURS.
I'LL GET UP IN THE MORNING
PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES, AND HEAD OFF TO WORK.
YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S IT-- EVERYTHING WILL BE MINE.
NOTHING WILL BE YOURS.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
COME ON, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BARCALOUNGER!
IT JUST, IT DOESN'T MATCH.
WHERE IS IT GOING TO GO?
IN THE GAME ROOM!
LOOK, IT IS NOT MY FAULT
THAT YOUR CHAIRS ARE INCREDIBLY UGLY.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.
I WON'T BRING THE CHAIRS.
I WON'T BRING ANYTHING.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO RUIN THE AMBIANCE
OVER HERE AT GRANDMA'S PLACE!
WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT YOU GUYS FIGHTING?
IS THIS REALLY OVER A ROOM?
I MEAN, THAT IS SO SILLY.
ROSS, WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
UH, APPARENTLY NOT
AND I CAN'T JUST STAND BY AND WATCH TWO PEOPLE
I CARE ABOUT SO MUCH BE HURT BY SOMETHING THAT IS SO SILLY.
I MEAN
ENOUGH OF THE SILLINESS.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL HER TO STOP BEING SILLY?
( babbling)
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY.
TWO VERY GOOD POINTS.
LOOK... I'VE KNOWN YOU BOTH A LONG TIME
AND I'VE NEVER SEEN EITHER OF YOU ONE-MILLIONTH
AS HAPPY AS YOU'VE BEEN SINCE YOU GOT TOGETHER.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO THROW
THAT ALL AWAY OVER A ROOM?
THAT IS SO SILLY.
I MEAN, WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT--
LOVE... OR SILLINESS?
WELL, WE ARE FOND OF THE SILLINESS
BUT WE ALSO HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR THE LOVE.
LOVE IS THE BEST MEDICINE. THAT'S LAUGHTER.
WHY DO YOU DO IT? I DON'T KNOW.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
NOW, CHANDLER, YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH MONICA, RIGHT?
YEAH, I DO.
AND, MON, YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH CHANDLER, DON'T YOU?
YES.
GOOD. A VERBAL CONTRACT IS BINDING
IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK.