♪♪ >>> HE'S BEEN CALLED ONE OF THE
100 GREATEST STANDUP SPEEDIANS OF ALL-TIME.
DAVID ALAN GRIER WAS ON "IN LIVING COLOR" WHERE HE HELPED
CREATE SOME UNBELIEVABLE CHARACTERS.
>> TONIGHT,T, DAVID WILL BE BRINGING THE LAUGHS AS HOST OF
"SNAP DECISION." IT HAS CONTESTANTS JUDGING
PEOPLE FOR BIG MONEY. LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
>> WHAT'S THE FIRST THING CRYSTAL DOES WHEN SHE GET TO A
PARTY. CHECKS OUT THE BATHROOM.
HIDES THE ALCOHOL TO MAKE SURE SHE HAS SOME FOR LATER?
>> VERONICA, WHY DO YOU SAY THE BATHROOM?
>> I FEEL THAT CRYSTAL NEEDS TO MAKE SURE SHE LOOKS GOOD.
GOT TO PEE. >> EXCUSE ME?
>> PEE. >> URINATE.
>> THANK YOU. >> DAVID ALAN GRIER, GOOD
MORNING. >> GOOD MORNING.
>> SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> NICE TO BE HERE.
>> TELL US ABOUT THE SHOW AND HOW YOU GOT INVOLVED.
>> FIRST OF ALL, THEY SAID THEY WOULD PAID ME TO DO THIS SHOW.
AND I SAID, I WILL DO IT. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> BUT, NO. IT'S A FUN SHOW.
WE TAKE THREE PEOPLE, THREE STRANGERS.
AND WE HAVE THREE CONTESTANTS. AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE GROSS
GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.
>> YOU PROBABLY CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.
ARE YOU SURPRISED SOMETIMES? >> YOU'RE PAID TO.
>> AND A BIG BLOCK DUDE. WHO IS THE HIP-HOP ARTIST?
AND EVERYBODY SAYS THE BLACK DUDE.
THAT'S HOW YOU GOT TO DO IT. >> DO YOU THINK IT'S A GAME
SHOW. MAYBE I SHOULD PICK THE OTHER
THING? >> THAT'S TRUE.
IT'S NOT ALWAYS THAT OBVIOUS. YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT.
>> HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO A GAME SHOW?
>> I WATCHED THE GAME SHOWS. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID.
>> WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE? >> GRANDMOTHER.
THE MATCH GAME. >> YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT.
THE SIMPLEST WAS THE BEST. >> WE SHOULD MENTION THE
CARMICHAEL SHOW IS ENDING ITS RUN THIS SUMMER.
WHAT DID IT MEAN FOR YOU TO BE A PART OF THAT SERIES?
>> I LIKE HOW YOU SAY ENDING THE RUN.
BY MUTUAL AGREEMENT, THIS COUPLE IS BREAKING UP.
THEY HAVE DECIDED TO MOVE ON. >> THEY LOVE IT.
WE'RE STILL HERE. WE'RE SAYING, WHAT?
>> WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU FROM TO HAVE A SHOW?
PEOPLE LOVE THE SHOW. >> IT'S GREAT.
EVERY DAY, LAST NIGHT, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DAVE CHAPPELLE
CONCERT. PEOPLE SAYING THEY LIKE YOUR
WORK. NOTHING BAD ABOUT THAT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. >> AND YOU'RE IN THE FILM "THE
BIG SICK." >> I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT.
BUT "THE BIG SICK," MY BIG MOVIE, IS A BIG HIT.
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ME. >> YEAH.
>> IT'S GREAT. >> ONE OF THE WRITERS, EMILY
GORDON, WAS ONE OF THE WRITERS ON "THE CARMICHAEL" SHOW.
AND SHE WAS LEAVING. I SAID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHE SAID, I'M DOING A MOVIE. WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?
SHE WAS ALWAYS HAPPY EVERY DAY. I ALMOST DIED.
AND SHE TOLD ME THE WHOLE STORY ABOUT THIS MOVIE IT FLOORED ME.
I SAID, I'LL DO IT. I HAD HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WOULD
BECOME WHAT IT BECAME. >> SUCH A HIT.
PEOPLE LOVE IT. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> IN HONOR OF YOUR NEW SHOW, "SNAP DECISION" WE'RE GOING TO
PLAY A QUICK ROUND. TWO OF OUR FANS FROM THE PLAZA.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD BE ON TODAY.
THANK YOU, GUYS. EVA AND LAUREN FROM SOUTH
CAROLINA. >> HI, GUYS.
>> YOU TELL US HOW IT WORKS. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> HI. >> HI.
>> EVA AND LAUREN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PRODUCERS
TOLD YOU. BUT WHATEVER WINS THIS -- DON'T
LOOK AT MY CARDS. >> CHEATER.
>> IS GOING TO GET $10,000. >> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> THANKS, NBC. >> A BIG CHECK.
>> THAT SAYS $10,000. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> HEY. >> HERE WE GO.
>> BIG CHECK THAT SAYS $10,000. >> GOING TO PLAY THE GHETTO
VERSION OF "SNAP DECISION." I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
AND YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THESE PEOPLE HERE BEFORE YOU
DOES IT APPLY TO? ARE YOU READY?
>> FIRST QUESTION -- WHO DREE D OF BEING A BACKUP DANCER?
>> YEAH. >> THAT'S TRUE.
>> WOW. >> SHEINELLE.
FIRST OF ALL, SHEINELLE, YOU NEED TO UP YOUR DREAMS, GIRL.
>> HONESTLY, I'VE HAD THOSE THOUGHTS.
>> LET'S KEEP GOING. >> WHO HIT A GRAND SLAM THEIR
FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL? >> GRAND SLAM.
WELL, DYLAN WAS CORRECT. NOBODY.
>> YOU DID? >> YEAH.
>> HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. >> LADIES, LET'S LISTEN WITHH
BOTH EARS. WHO MADE A RAP ALBUM TITLED,
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME"? >> THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE.
HE HAS STREET CRED. >> JOHN.
>> THEY SAID BRETT. >> ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
>> NEXT QUESTION. >> I DID.
I DID. IT WAS ME.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.
>> SORRY. >> WHO USED TO STOCK SHELVES AT
CVS? >> I DON'T KNOW THAT.
>> WRONG, DYLAN. DYLAN.
DYLAN. DYLAN AGAIN.
LAST QUESTION. LAST QUESTION.
LET'S GET OUR ACTS TOGETHER, LADIES.
>> WHERE IS THE $10,000? >> IT IS A GAME SHOW.
THAT'S OKAY. >> WHO FOUND A SNAKE IN THEIR
BATHROOM WHILE ON VACATION? >> I FIND ONE IN MY BATHROOM
EVERY DAY. >> LADIES, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS
BRETT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
>> $10,000. THE CASH VOOFL THAT IS $10,000.
>> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU.