- [Orange] Hey yo, it's tater back again with
with another gamer video!
We're playing some EpicFlail, yeah. (laughs)
Not to be confused with epic fail, of course, yeah. (laughs)
I've never played this game before, so I don't even
know what to expect, but I just downloaded it
so, let's get right to it.
Let's do tournament.
Who shut off the light?
Oh, whoa, look at that stylin' fellow.
(laughs) You can change his clothes?
Oh, you can change him into all kinds of people.
Well, I think we gotta go with the least amount
of clothes, right?
There we go. (laughs)
I'm likin' this game already.
Okay, let's see you hit this wooden dummy.
Hey, what'd ya call me? (laughs)
Ow, I think I just hit myself in the head.
Oh, this game's a little wonky. (laughs)
Oh, come on, ow. (laughs)
Hey, stop hittin' yourself! (Laughs)
It's really hard not to hit yourself.
Okay, stage one, here we go.
Oh, no lady, get away, oh, no. (laughs)
She whopped me right in the head.
I didn't know that's where we were goin'.
Okay, lady, just you and me.
I'm gonna hit you with my mail-order flail.
Ow, I hit myself in the head again.
Ow. (laughs)
They should change his name to Epic Concussion.
No, swing it, stop tryin' to eat it.
He's tryin' to eat his own flail.
Ow. (laughs)
Lady, we're not friends!
Oh, boy, it's a hipster.
Ow! the hipster hit me in the head with a flail.
Ow. (laughs)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ow! (laughs)
I have not mastered the art of the flail yet.
Oh, ow, he didn't even give me a chance. (laughs)
Come, on, hipster, hipster butt pirate.
Whoa, get away from me with that hair.
I can smell your armpits from, here, stop.
Oh, yeah, I hit him, I got one. I did it!
Oh, no, I didn't win.
Ooh, head butts, I didn't know those were legal.
No, come on, you spend more time hitting yourself
in the face than you do swinging it at the guy.
Yes! Yes, gotcha! (laughs)
All right, one more time, ooh, no, it almost got stuck
in your 'fro.
It'd be a hairy situation. (laughs)
What, I hit myself!
I'm pretty sure I just hit myself.
(laughs) Hey, a draw should be a win,
a draw means win for me.
I demand a tie-breaker, in my favor.
Yes, I won, I did it! (laughs)
I did it, sniff my armpits.
Man, if I actually had, oh, yes, bringin' it down!
Look at me with my mail-order flail.
(kung fu chops)
Stop hittin' yourself, jeez!
If I had armpits, I'd stick 'em in everybody's faces
that I met all the time, that's what I'd do.
In fact, that's how I would greet people.
You hit yourself in the head!
What, are you doing the splits? (laughs)
Oh, them's fightin' words, look at that, he's tryin'
to make me smell his armpits again. (laughs)
Like I was sayin', that's how I would greet people,
I would just walk up to people on the street
and, you know what, I wouldn't even say anything,
I wouldn't even say, "hello."
Oh, come on!
I would just stick my armpit right in their face
and be like, "hey, how's it smell?"
Yeah, yeah, sniff my armpit! (laughs)
Come here, lady, are you a lady, I can't tell?
Maybe you just really like aerobics,
it just looks like you have an aerobics outfit on.
Yes, yes, winner, winner chicken dinner!
So, I didn't realize it, but I'm a pirate.
Ow! What happened?
Why am I fighting? Who am I fighting?
Did these guys do something bad, ow!
Maybe we're fighting over stolen treasure,
you know, booty? (laughs)
Fightin' over that booty.
You got, oh no, what?
I lost! Oh, no!
I can't believe I lost, okay.
It looks like I tipped over, tip-toe through the tulips.
No, shouldn't be a draw, should be a win for me.
(laughs) Sock it to ya.
Maybe, we're pirate ballerinas?
Yeah, that would make a lot of sense, pirate ballerinas.
That's what you get Mr. T in a pirate ballerina suit.
(laughs) Here, comin' at ya.
Come here, gonna flail you.
Oh, yeah, fore!
I just wailed you with my flail. (laughs)
Oh, no, I had to start all over again?
Oh, man, I thought it was continuing. (laughs)
Ooh, come here hipster, hipster pirate.
Same thing, oxymoron. (laughs)
Ooh, go, yes!
What?! I hit him first!
It was like a full second afterwards that he hit me,
oh my gosh this game cheats so much!
You guys are a bunch of hipster ballerina pirates.
I'm gonna make you do the ballerina concussion shuffle.
Yes! He did it! (laughs)
Yes! Sniff my armpits! (laughs)
I gotta say, that's my favorite thing about this game,
when you hit 'em in the head. (laughs)
They both raise their hands, sniff my armpits.
Oh, come on!
I hit him right in the face, you didn't count it.
Oh, boom goes the dynamite armpit smells! Yeah!
Yeah, ooh Stage 3, I like Stage 3.
Oh, yeah, you couldn't get it.
Oh, wow, Bruno Mars, what'd you do that to me for?
Come on, Bruno Mars the ballerina pirate, come on.
Oh, no. (laughs)
You're doin' the backwards splits,
no legs go in that direction.
Oh, yes, sock it to ya!
I hope your name's Dale, 'cause you just got flailed!
Hey! (laughs)
Ooh, you got it, oh, I hit him in the groin!
Oh, no, I hit him in the groin!
I hit him in the groin!
- [Little Apple] Wait, what's goin' on here?
- [Orange] Oh! Hey Little Apple, we're playin' two players,
let's go.
- What, what is this game?
- Game the two players, you gotta swing! You gotta hit me-
- What am I doing? (laughs)
- Gotcha.
- You just hit me in the head
- That's the point of the game, you gotta swing
and hit each other in the head like that.
- Oh! I've never played this game until very recently
- Yeah, there's no time like the present!
Oh gimme, aw! (laughs)
- Yes! I won! (laughs)
What the heck is this game?
- It's called ballerina butt pirates. (laughs)
- What?! I'm sure.
- (both laughing)
- Ow, I'm totally getting you, oh! You kiddin' me?
It was your first time playing!
Oh, that's it, rematch time, rematch!
- Seriously, what's this game called?
- It's called EpicFlail
(both laugh)
- Good pun.
- No, I'm serious! I'm not joking, that's the name of it.
- No, are you serious? That can't be the name of it.
- Okay, here we go.
Come on, swing it! Aw!
- I'm so good at this game, and I've never even played it.
- Whatever! I'm gonna hit you in the face.
- Touch my bellybutton - What?
- Touch my bellybutton
- You distracted my with your bellybutton!
(both laughing)
That's no fair, no talking about bellybuttons
- I'll spin, ballerina butt-Ow! My Face!
- Somebody call the doctor!
- Okay, okay (both laugh)
Ooh get away! Don't touch my bellybutton
- Oh yeah! - You kidding me right now?
- Oh yeah, sniff that armpit!
- You are gonna get it, oh I'm getting tired of that
(both laughing)
- Yes! - You put that arm down!
- Sniff that armpit!
- Nobody wants to smell it!
- Everybody wants- (both laughing)
- There it is, I found it, sniff my armpit, both armpits.
- You're gonna get it
- No no don't touch me, don't touch me bro.
Stop touching me. Oh you touched yourself,
now you're gonna hit yourself.
- Touch my bellybutton
- Come here, you know you want it.
- Touch my bellybutton
You want this flail!
- Touch my bellybutton!
- Oh no! You distracted me!
- Yes! Sniff them armpits!
- You distracted me with your bellybutton again.
- Sniff my armpits! - Oh no.
- Do it! All the pirates wanna sniff my armpits!
- We're rematching. I'm gonna make you sniff
my armpits, come on now. Let's do this.
- Nope, never gonna happen!
- It's gonna happen. Okay, here we go. Lovely lady!
(both laughing)
What the heck?
- You got distracted by a sexy lady
- Shut up! - With armpits
(both laughing)
Wow, that's a rude headbutt.
- That was an awesome headbutt.
- Hey Orange, - What
- Touch my bellybutton. - No!
- Touch it!
- Nope, it's not gonna work this time.
- Oh it's gonna work.
Oh! Right in the face!
- A little plastic surgery for ya. (laughs)
- That's not very nice.
- You get to smell my armpit, you smell my armpit now.
- No! (both laughing)
- You're gonna sniff some armpit! Yeah!
I thought I got hit.
Two to one - Where are you going?
- Stop pushing me, bro.
(both laughing) no fair!
- Thanks buddy, thanks for the help,
thanks for pushing him at me.
- He totally pushed me into you.
Okay, here we go. Hey! I just hit you right in the head!
- Nope, you didn't hit me. - Right in the noggin.
(both laughing)
- Come from behind win! - This game cheats!
This game's a cheater!
- Yeah, cheater cheater winner beater!
- Don't you mean winner winner chicken dinner?
- No, whatever, alright that was great, Orange,
I gotta get going. - Where are you going?
- It was good - Where are you going?
- No rematches! - Get back here for rematch!
- Sniff my armpit! - No!
No! You sniff my armpit!
Oh I'm totally getting revenge. I gotta practice.
Ow! I'm trying out endless mode, not working well for me.
I know what you need buddy, a haircut!
Yeah! There it is, finally. Sniff my armpit!
So angry, I lost like three or four times
in a row to Little Apple.
He wasn't even the one playing,
I was the one playing the whole time,
and then he just comes in here.
Now I gotta get my revenge! That's what you get!
That's what you get, hipster pirate ballerina.
Ow! Oh them's fightin' words!
Your armpit smells like cheddarwurst. Just so you know.
Alright come here, hipster pirate. You're going downtown.
Yeah! (laughs)
I kinda wish I had a hook hand.
Yeah! If you could be a pirate, what would be the thing
that you would have?
I mean, cause some pirates have hook hands,
some pirates have eye patches, maybe you would have
a little bit of everything.
Let me know in the comments below.
Oh yeah! I am on fire! Sniff my armpit, sniff it.
Raise that hand in the air, sniff that armpit
like you don't care! Yeah!
I am on fire!
Oh! Noggin buster!
How come I couldn't be playing this well
when I was playing before?
Ooh! (laughs)
I am on a roll!
And, I spoke far too soon.
Alright, well, that was a lot of fun.
It was weird, but it was fun.
EpicFlail, (laughs) I definitely recommend it.
Alright guys, thank you so much for watching.
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It's got EpicFlails to the face! (laughs)
Okay, until next time, later hot potaters!
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