- It's a serious problem, I've never had to deal
with something like this before.
This is my life we're talking about, it's changed forever.
- [Producer] Kylie, what's this about?
- World record egg.
(solemn music)
- Sweetie, this needs to end.
- No, Mom, you need to be more firm.
- Yeah, you're not doin' it right.
- Oh, Kylie, this ends now.
- Mom, oh my god.
- What?
- You went from soft to going over the line.
- I was being firm.
- Kris, that wasn't firm, that was evil.
- Why am I here?
- The world record egg,
it got more likes than you, let it go.
- No.
- You've lost, get over it.
- This is like an attack right now.
- Your voice is an attack.
- At least Rob isn't judging me.
- Rob's not even here, so don't you dare
drag my beautiful baby brother into this.
- I'm right here, I've been here the whole time.
- This isn't about you, Rob.
- Kylie, we're worried about you.
You haven't come out of your room
since that egg broke your record.
- I'm in mourning.
- It's afternoon, so wake up.
- Yeah, stop being stupid.
- While everybody started saying words to me,
I finally realized what's going on.
I know what's going on.
This is about the egg.
- Oh my god.
- That's what we've been saying.
- One of you is world record egg.
- What?
- You're all covering for someone in this room.
- That makes no sense.
- Think about it.
- There's nothing to think about.
- You're sounding pretty suspicion, Khloe.
- What?
- You are getting pretty defensive right now.
- Kris, babe, you sound like
you're distracting everyone from you.
- Me?
I'm not the egg.
- I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
And then, I'm gonna expose you to the world.
This is the only way I know how to deal with this.
I can't trust anyone.
- I'm glad you asked me to lunch.
- Why?
- Because that means you know I'm not the egg.
- Yeah.
- You trust me, right?
- So what are you getting for lunch?
I think I'll have an egg salad.
- I really don't want anything with eggs.
- I knew it.
- What?
- You don't wanna eat your own kind.
- Are you calling me an actual egg?
(background chattering)
(dishes clinking)
- Symbolism.
- How?
- Is that a chicken?
(heels clicking)
I know you're working with it, you're all against me.
You always have been, but now,
I'll take care of that problem.
- Kylie, what the hell are you doing?
- They know something.
- They're eggs.
- Everyone's a prospect.
- Suspect.
- I'm not suspect.
- No, that's what the people are.
- These are eggs.
You're losing it, Khloe.
- I'm not the one interrogating
a carton of eggs, you stupid bitch.
- That's exactly what someone
who's behind all of this would say.
- [Khloe] I'm not doing this.
- I can't give up, I need to figure this out.
- You think we're the egg?
- Babe, we're your parents.
- I have to make sure.
- It's not us.
- Kylie, let me tell you a story about trust.
When you--
- No, I've changed my mind, it's not you guys.
The last time my parents told me a story,
it went on for two minutes, I don't have the kind of time.
- Ye, if you wanna tweet that, then tweet it.
(phone beeping)
I gotta go, Mom's calling.
(phone beeping)
Hello?
What?
On YouTube?
I'll look it up now.
(phone beeping)
(typing)
- [Jeffree] Hey everybody, and welcome back to my channel.
Hi, how are ya?
I'm here today with Kylie Simmer
and she's got something to say.
- [Kylie] Yeah, we're gonna burn Kim's Glow Glow Glow
products until she confesses she's the egg.
- No!
- [Jeffree] Yes.
(fire crackling)
- Kylie is taking this whole thing too far.
She's been so annoying.
- Yeah, she kept following me yesterday.
- How'd you get her to stop?
- I hired a decoy.
(background chattering)
- Is she still there?
- [Producer] Yep.
- Great.
- Well don't worry, I had Jonathan do some digging.
- On the egg?
- Yeah.
(phone ringing)
Hi.
- [Jonathan] Kim, I got the answers you needed.
I have a friend, who has a friend,
who has a friend, that knows a friend--
- Just text it to me.
- [Jonathan] I knew I could get the info on the egg.
I am a food god after all and my connections--
- Love you, bye!
(phone beeping)
- What did you get?
- I've got the address for world record egg's hidden lair.
- How's it hidden if we know the address?
- [Kim] This is the place.
- Okay, we're gonna go in there and we're gonna--
- Beat the (bleep) of em.
- Tell them to take the picture down.
- Yeah.
- No violence.
Promise me you won't be violent, Kourtney.
- I make no promises.
- Let's go in.
This is it.
- Let's log on and delete it.
(door opening)
(ominous music)
- So you found me out.
- Kylie?
- Yeah.
- You're the egg?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- I was bored of being top,
so I decided to be number one twice.
- You mean number two?
- No, 'cause she's number on again.
- Yeah, but that means she moved down.
- Negative one.
- No, she's--
- Shut up.
- So you asked us all those questions,
integrating us, when it was you this whole time?
- I had to trick you.
- But I saw you talking to that carton of eggs.
- I always do that before I make an omelet.
- I don't even wanna know.
- I did a pretty good job,
and I'll keep doing it because I can.
(ominous music)
(splatting)
- Now you won't.
- Hello everyone, the truth is, I am world record egg.
- [Khloe] And?
- And I'm sorry for what I put my family through.
- [Khloe] And?
- And I'm a stupid bitch.
- [Kim] And?
- And what?
I said I was sorry.
- [Kim] Say you're sorry for burning
my Glow Glow Glow products.
- No, don't apologize for that.
- [Kim] Kourtney!
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