hmm
brain broccoli nope family fecal and
hair samples no
sorry snake bird genetic engineering is
too pedestrian for a day this big
combustible ketchup nope please
what's going on in here hey i know why
the lights went out because they liked
each other
get it get it that one was so good it
deserves a cookie oh thanks
so anyway what's one light bulb say to
the other oh you're glowing
oh i already told you that one no dude
you are glowing
hey wow everyone back away from luanne
lisa mom and dad said you're not allowed
to use your siblings as experimental
guinea pigs anymore yeah not after what
you did to me
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classic all i did was infuse the
bioluminescent dna of the aquaria
victoria jellyfish into a cookie
i call them glorios besides now we can
see
okay everyone huddle around luanne i
always knew i was the light of your life
lisa no what do you think you're doing
testing sanitation levels
i've concocted a special serum that will
detect and eliminate urine aka
kinkle in h2o i'm sure no one here would
unprecedented levels time for my friday
night brainwave study
oh a new subject
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dance dance this is
awesome
instead of powering your lab with
megawatts of electricity why not use a
renewable resource
this is genius fresh energy coming at
you
this one's got to be good for at least
75 watts
the garbage and my chemicals have fused
creating a scientific breakthrough
i call him homotraxilius
or trashy for short
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i've been pondering your wish from
earlier my wish
yes i think i can help you out this
wristwatch can transport you to an
alternate dimension
in which you'll have ten brothers right
lisa i think you've been playing with
too many kitty chemicals
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holy moly perhaps if you valued your
education
you could build something with more
pizzazz
say hello to mr reinforced titanium
alloy arms
sorry i forgot he has jolly seeking
lasers well houston
mission accomplished my master plan was
a major success
i'm pretty sure my siblings won't be
wanting any more snow days
and now that i've repurposed my snow
tank to a salt spraying snow melting
de-icer
it's time for some real f-u-n spelled
correctly i might add
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give me a moment say hello to todd
he's fluent in over 600 languages
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oh and he destroys anything inferior to
him
whoa you look so average thank you i
created an algorithm based on the traits
of typical fifth graders and reinvented
myself accordingly
don't you need your glasses picture i
took care of that
physical appearance was the easy part
acting average is a far
greater challenge so i invented this
baby to keep me honest
what does it do okay class who can
recite the gettysburg address
four score and i mean
85 elm street get it
i invented this baby to help pop-up find
a soul mate but he wasn't ready for love
again
i simply input everyone's data in the
form of report cards
journals medical records and dna samples
uh
how did you get our dna samples did i
say dna samples and that's why i propose
we cryogenically freeze luanne for april
fool's day
she can't prank us if she's frozen solid
oh come on
she'll maintain brain function well a
little
i have a better solution my new
ultrasonic mouse trap
it works due to the simple-minded nature
of the mice not you
lenny problem solved and it's a win-win
i get new research subjects and you get
your beloved abode back
great behold a simulation of a future
made possible by my latest
research honey this is amazing
true but it can't come to fruition until
i get my hands on the necessary isotopes
then you shall have those isotopes
wait what is this oh
there's still a few glitches in the
system but i'm dealing with them
if you make a friend i'll raise your
grade done
first i made one behold the friendbot
1000.
it can bring me things i need thank you
friendbot
it can also chill juice boxes with this
ice vision
greetings brother the devices in this
store were highly inefficient they only
performed one task these so i combined
them into one
appliance that can do anything
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okay magnets plutonium
banana peels
let's hope my theory actually works
yes the wormhole hope you're watching
this einstein
here goes nothing better not end
i know she took it no i didn't
luna you're right luanne is lying no i'm
not
oh yes you are behold my latest
invention
lie detecting glasses they allow me to
track micro
expressions pulse pupil dilation and
perspiration to determine untruths
this family is guilty of excessive lying
and i must correct the problem before
it's too late
anyone care to explain this
are those your special glasses oh
i feel so bad
what is that i anticipated pushed back
to my effort to stamp out lying
so i created a backup system of
lie-detecting cameras
you'll find them conveniently located in
every room of the house
not for long
i anticipated this as well hence the
protective shields
please secure these to your back the
whole robotic waitress arms
they balance plates feature a built-in
pepper mill and condiment dispenser
and the best part is their voice
activated much like your smartphone
wow lisa thank you so much i hope they
serve you well
in the meantime may i request a booster
sheet coming right up
can we get our bill peppermill coming up
wait pepper makes me careful
salads you got it
coming right up
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or that works too and now may i present
mr potty box
by following lily and tracking her body
heat mr pottybot
will know exactly when lily has to go
and will zip her to the lavatory to do
her business
mr potty bot reporting for today
he is good i do have to go
what happened apology sibling i created
a new fruit punch that won't leave
stains
apparently it is also quite combustible
but see no stains i've taken it upon
myself to build a robot
to help me assess your double dare
potential i give you
their box
thank you all for trying out and after
reviewing the data
i've decided the most agile quick
thinking personable
qualified teammate is dare box
yeah none of you mere humans hold a
candle to their botched knowledge and
physical skills and
i want to win that spaceship winners
high five get scrapped
anybody else have something to say nope