Ethan: Today's video may represent the single most disconnected thing I have ever seen.
Z U C C: Hey Everyone.
So, we are live
In Virtual Reality.
Ethan: This is the dystopian future we all feared of
Billionaires taking pleasure tours through hell scapes and nightmarish scenarios so Mark the
the ZUCC ZUCC ZUCC ZUCC ZUCC
ZUCC ZUCC ZUCC ZUCC ZUCC
..erberg and his colleague Rachel here decided to showcase their new VR Technologies on Facebook by taking a tour of
erberg and his colleague Rachel here decided to showcase their new VR Technologies on Facebook by taking a tour of
Puerto Rico after it was ravaged by hurricanes
(ZUCC ZUCC ZUCC ZUCC)
The ZUCC is one of my favorite characters in human history
Because first of all of all the things to become famous and important for
This? This is his legacy?
(ZUCC) He's got legs to go the wrong way.
(ZUCC) It looks like he's the head of a VR Cult
and the emoji avatars he's created are so strikingly
He's created are so strikingly
realistic that I'm just confused looking at it because oh my god is that the real Mark? Is that the real ZUCC?
Z U C C?
Oh no, that's just an avatar.
Well anyway, let's take a stroll with Mark and Rachel through this hell on earth known as Puerto Rico, but don't worry
Let's take a stroll with Mark and Rachel through this hell on earth known as Puerto Rico, but don't worry.
You're safely at home 50 feet underground in your Facebook bunker
and nobody can hurt you
ZUCCBOI: All right (Chuckles) hey everyone
All right (Ethan sarcastically Yawns)
All right! Hey uh Mary, can you get me some coffee while I stroll through this shithole?
(Z U C C has a stroke again)
All right
Hey everyone. We are live in virtual reality
We are in Facebook Spaces
and I am here with Rachel who runs the social virtual reality team at Facebook
Ethan: These avatars look soo
These avatars look sooo stupid. The juxtaposition of these cheery..
stupid. The juxtaposition of these cherry...
Huge smiling grinning emoji characters next to the devastation of Puerto Rico is gonna be a real thrill
ZUCC: All right, so now we are we are in a 360 video.
Umm, in in Puerto Rico. (Steals a piece of plywood from a destroyed house)
And, hold on a second.
Ethan: Oops, hold on one second. I accidentally just grabbed some plywood off somebody's house. Let me just put that back.
ZUCC: You can kind of get a sense of what is, we're on a bridge here
Umm, It's.. it's flooded
Uhhh.
You can get a sense of some of the
Uhh.
The damage here that that hurricane
Uhh
That hurricane... that the Hurricanes have done
Uhh
(Inaudible but satirical with several Uhh's)
And umm... I mean this is one of the things that's really magical about virtual reality
M A G I C A L
ZUCC, ZUCC, ZUCC, ZUCC, ZUCC
One of the things that is magical about virtual reality is you can get the feeling that you're really in a place, right?
Ethan: This is so magical. I can't describe how magical this experience is.
Look right behind me. You can see these poor sons of bitches,
Look right behind me.
You can see these poor sons of bitches
Actually using buckets and scooping water out of their completely destroyed, they may be actually been fishing their relatives out of their,
They may be actually been fishing their relatives out of their
watery grave, and it's so magical just being able to be here and experience it , while also
simultaneously being 500 feet underground in my facebook bunker
ZUCC: Right I probably should have mentioned this before
Right, I probably should have mentioned this before but Rachel and I actually aren't
But Rachel and I actually aren't even I think in the same building and in the physical world
even I think in the same building in the physical world.
Z U C C
Feels like we're in the same place, and we're making eye contact we're talking to each other
Rachel: We can high five ZUCC: Yeah, there we go, high five
UMM
Rachel: High Five...
UMM
Rachel: High Five...
(previous hipster fail over Sad Violin)
(sad music)
Z U C C
(x2)ZUCC, ZUCC, ZUCC, ZUCC, ZUCC
ZUCCCCCC
Feels like we're in the same place, and we're making eye contact, we're talking to each other
Feels like we're in the same place, and we're making eye contact we're talking to each other
Rachel: We can high five. ZUCC: Yeah there we go. high five.
C L A P
Ethan: A little bit of a banter over here over this flooded neighborhood.
Oh my god, is that a little girls dress floating down the street? High five!
C L A P
High five over the corpse of Puerto Rico!
C L A P
High five over this watery Cemetery that used to be a thriving neighborhood!
C L A P
ZUCC: Listen now. Yeah, I mean this is where we're looking around and you know it...
it feels like we're we're really here in Puerto Rico where it's
it feels like we're we're really here in Puerto Rico, where it's umm
UMM
You know it
No, it's obviously a tough place to get to now and a lot of people are really suffering with the aftermath of the hurricanes
(high five slap sound)
C L A P
This is an area that
Facebook is is very focused on. (A man washes laundry in dirty water in background.) Facebook is is very focused on. I'm trying to help out in the recovery effort. When.. when the hurricanes first hit
Facebook is is very focused on. I'm trying to help out in the recovery effort. When.. when the hurricanes first hit
I'm trying to help out in the recovery effort when when the hurricanes first hit
We did a bunch of work around launching a safety check to make it so that
Uhh, we did a bunch of.. of work around launching a safety check to make it so that people..
UHH
..and the fact that I can monologue over this family washing their laundry in a dirty river
Ethan: And the fact that I can monologue over this family washing their laundry in a dirty river
That's special and that's the magic of VR.
I love that whatever he says is accentuated by the lovely sound of the ringing water hitting the ground like the shattered lives.
I love that whatever he says is accentuated by the lovely sound of the wringing water hitting the ground like the shattered life
It's so beautiful and poetic. I feel like this qualifies as actual dystopian future.
Billionaires zipping around in VR
Viewing hellscapes from underground bunkers; this has to be dystopian future right, like, we've made it
C L A P
When when the Hurricanes first hit
ZUCC: When when the Hurricanes first hit...
UHH
We did a bunch of work around launching a safety check to make it so that people
We did a bunch of
Work around launching a safety check to make it so that people-
All Right. See you later, idiot. I'm gonna dissolve out of here now. Sucks that you're stuck there, and I'm just in VR. I'm gonna go sip on Mimosa
I'm gonna dissolve out of here now sucks that you're stuck there, and I'm just in VR. I'm gonna go sip on mimosa
C L A P
Hey, (???) Bring me my Mimosa! Don't make me ask twice, I've been asking all morning!
Ethan(imitating ZUCC): HEY SUSAN, BRING ME MY MIMOSA! DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE, I'VE BEEN ASKING ALL MORNING!
I get my Mimosas every morning at 10:00am!
I GET MY MIMOSAS EVERY MORNING AT 10 AM
Ethan: This honestly feels like an episode of Black Mirror
This honestly feels like an episode of Black Mirror
How's he going to try to address anything areas in these laughably cartoony... characters like the juxtaposition of those things just
Obviously don't match up. This is a new game coming out on Wii. You've played Wii tennis
You've played Wii Sports, but have you played Wii Natural Disasters?
Introducing from Facebook Wii Natural Disasters
(Sounds from Wii Bowling)
Tour the horrors of the world from the comfort of your home!
That's right Facebook's Wii Natural Disasters!
That's right Facebook's Wii Natural Disasters
Join Mark and his trusty sidekick Rachel, as you laugh in the face of war and suffering, and dissolve out of their shitty lives.
Join Mark and his trusty sidekick Rachel as you laugh in the face of war and suffering and dissolve out of their shitty lives
Rachel: Yeah... great.
Well you can see that we are
We can really feel like we're here, but-
ZUCC: Yeah, I mean this street is just completely flooded
Can you can you guys see this behind me? I mean. This is and this is
What it looks like.
Rachel: Crazy to feel like you're in the middle of it.
Ethan: Mark stop grabbing the screen man!
It looks like you're grabbing me by my hair like I'm a gimp! Like I'm some sexual gimp slave to you
Like I'm some sexual gimp slave to you
And you're just pulling my head around making me look at things like Clockwork Orange!
Ethan: stop
(piano music)
Please stop, Mark.
Don't make me look there.
(Don't make me look there) You wanna go teleport somewhere else? Yeah, maybe back to California
ZUCC: You said that you wanna go teleport somewhere else?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe back to California?
ZUCC: Alright, let's do it.
A L R I G H T L E T S D O I T
(creepy laugh)
Maybe back to California where it's not flooded and destroyed, and you don't need VR. Just tour the streets
Ethan: Maybe back to California? Where it's not flooded and destroyed, and you don't need VR. Just tour the streets
(minor Ethan cough)
It's so nice there. Yeah, definitely. Let's go back to California
High five!
high-five!
C L A P
Rachel: Yeah, so, um.
ZUCC: You wanna go to the moon?
Yeah, I do actually!
Yeah, actually, I do actually
ZUCC
Rachel: I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little.
But, you know... Didn't manage to be able to fly anything and-
You know minutes to be able to fly anything and want to go to the moon
Ethan: Wanna go to the moon?
So magical! And right after this we can go to force camp labors in new, in uh, North Korea
Yeah, that's gonna be such a magic day, BRING ME MY MIMOSAS! I CAN'T ASK AGAIN!
BRING ME MY MIMOSAS! I CAN'T ASK AGAIN!
Z U C C?
Thanks guys for watching. Hope you didn't get ZUCCED too hard.
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