As dedicated South Park fans, we know how ridiculous this show can get. I mean, there
is a seemingly endless number of hilariously bizarre characters on this show… each of
whom brilliantly satirizes some part of our culture. The show’s creators, Matt and Trey,
never fall short on creating iconic, unique and hilariously offensive characters that
both humor and shock us. Poking fun at celebrities, influential figures and everything that’s
going on in the world. But some of these characters come from completely different worlds. Many
outside of our galaxy. There’s actually a surprising number of alien characters who
have made a pit stop in South Park, Colorado. And we thought it would be appropriate to
give our extra terrestrial friends the Good-to-Evil treatment. Which aliens are good? Which ones
are evil? Exactly, how many aliens are there in South Park?
I’m Brad with WickedBinge Grab your cheesy poofs, because this is South Park Aliens:
Good to Evil. Starting out with the Most Good as usual…
Unsurprisingly, the title of most ‘good’ alien is none other than Bradley Biggle, also
known as Gok'zarah, who first appeared in the episode titled “Rainforest Shmainforest”
in Season three. At first glance, Bradley seems to be a normal kid... but that couldn’t
be further from the truth. He’s actually a being from a faraway planet, sent to earth
after his parents go missing. In short, he’s actually Gok’Zarah, and inhibits powers
too big to measure. Now, considering how cruel and power-hungry most South Park characters
are, one would think that Bradley would use these powers to wreak havoc (which Is definitely
something Cartman would do, if given such opportunity), but he does no such thing. Instead,
he uses his new-found powers to defeat Cthulhu, close the rift between art and R’Lyen and
incarcerate Cartman, thus saving the world from certain destruction. On top of being
so selfless and brave, Bradley also seems to be a good friend; that side of him was
shown in episodes “Coon 2: Hindsight” and “Coon vs. Coon and friends”, where
he actually tries to end feuds between his friends and even tries to stop Mysterion,
aka Kenny, from provoking sacrificing himself in exchange for their friends... Even though
that greatly endangered his own life. On top of all of this, Bradley seems to be quite
an innocent and kind kid, having fallen for Cartman’s manipulations and schemes multiple
times, such as the time he helped Cartman capture Kyle in the episode "It's a Jersey
Thing ". Despite truly trying to help Cartman, Bradley often fails in finishing Cartman’s
tasks, which results in Cartman bullying him- the harassment was so bad at one point, that
Bradley developed a fear of Cartman, which was evident in episode “Coon 2: Hindsight”,
where he was beaten up by Cartman when they were going to the grocery store. Luckily,
Bradley is the kind of kid that doesn’t let fear control his life, thus he puts Cartman
in his place in episode "Coon vs. Coon & Friends". Where he put Cartman in “prison” after
defeating Cthulhu. Next we have the Marklars, perhaps one of
the most peaceful species in South Park’s often unnecessarily cruel universe. The Marklars
are depicted as an intelligent species of identical aliens who refer to all people,
places, and things as "Marklar". They first made their appearance in episode "Starvin'
Marvin in Space ", in which a single Marklar visited Earth, specifically Ethiopia. Having
been ignorant of Earth’s harsh customs, he was brutally killed by a lion. Or as his
people would say, he was killed by a Marklar. His spaceship was later found by Starvin Marvin,
who used it to bring his people to their new home: The Marklar’s planet, in order to
escape from Christian missionaries, who are set on converting the Ethiopians to their
faith. With the help of the boys, specifically Kyle, who explained the situation to the Marklars
in their language, Marklars allow the Ethiopians to live on their planets, having been touched
by Kyle’s words. The act of letting a foreign species inhibit their home was very nice.
The Marklars showed great generosity and kindness, which is unusually rare in the ruthless world
that is South Park. I was half expecting Cartman to blow their planet up at some point.
Miles Standish takes third place on our list. He’s depicted as an alien from the planet
Plymouth, who was sent to Earth against his will by the Indians, another alien race, in
the episode "A History Channel Thanksgiving ". Throughout the episode, we couldn’t help
but notice how respectable Miles is; he was frequently shown thanking others for their
help as well as coming to their aid when in a harmful situation. Nevertheless, in contrast
to being so altruistic, Miles was also shown to be overly suspicious of others, even getting
ready to kill the History Channel representatives before they had a chance to explain who they
were. The Intergalactic Police takes fourth place
on our list, and for a valid reason. Although they are the said “protectors” and the
literal law enforcement of the universe, their methods of catching criminals are…questionable,
to say the least. But then again, they’re just doing their jobs. And in their defense,
they did offer The World Leaders and Randy Marsh numerous opportunities to own up to
hording the space cash. I mean they even nuked Finland to keep things under wraps. They have
their methods to determine which species are worthy of joining the others, and humanity
failed… And we have nobody to blame for that but ourselves.
Now we have Kevern Zaksor, the notorious gangster who was under pursuit by the Intergalactic
Police for stealing "space cash" in the episode "Pinewood Derby ". When the audience is first
introduced to his character, he initially appears as nothing more than a stereotypical
criminal... but as the plot of the episode progresses, it is revealed that he’s actually
the Ambassador to New Planet Testing, responsible for the task of testing if Earth is worthy
of joining the intergalactic community. As he executes his plans, we see he’s not very
fond of humans in any shape or form, even ridiculing them for their low intelligence
several times. Now we have The Visitors, the stereotypical
looking aliens that made their first appearance in the pilot episode “Cartman gets an anal
probe”, in which they gave Eric Cartman an, well, you know. They also kidnapped Ike
Broflovski in the same episode, without much contemplating. Having shown no care for what
they’ve done, we can conclude that they don’t particularly come in peace, or are
just oblivious to the things they’re doing, deeming them “necessary for research of
the human race”, and not harmful to Earth’s residents. I mean, if they view humans as
animals, they’re guilt of essentially animal cruelty and experimentation. Which isn’t
good. Up next we have Wizard Alien, who was first
introduced in the Season Fourteen episode, "Sexual Healing ". In trying to find the 'reason'
for various rich famous celebrities cheating on their wives, the government finds that
the 'virus' for sexual addiction comes from an 'alien wizard' who is hiding in Independence
Hall. The Wizard Alien is that very alien, and surprisingly, a very intelligent alien.
Unfortunately, it’s his intelligence that got him killed in the end.
Coming up next is Tiny Alien, whose real name is unknown, and who came to Earth in a tiny
spaceship during the beginning of episode “Spookyfish”. Although his motives and
intentions remain unknown because he didn’t get more screen time, his looks alone prove
he’s not on Earth to make friends. Up next we have Najix, the shape shifting
alien first seen in the episode titled “Canceled”, in Season Seven. Revealed to be a television
producer of the hit international reality TV show “Earth” which, as the name suggests
it, centers around planet Earth and its inhabitants. At first glance, Najix seems as a kind and
helpful individual, having done everything in his power to make the boy’s situation
not so grim, but his true nature is revealed as the episode progresses. Despite his friendly
nature, he actually does not care about Earth and its fate, since he does see humans as
beneath him; a super race whose problems he uses as content for his reality show. What
a jerk. Next on our list is the Predator, also sometimes
known as a Yautja, who first appeared in the Season Five episode, "Butters' Very Own Episode
", and later reappeared Season Eleven episode, Imaginationland, Episode III. The predator
is obviously based on the central character of the franchise Predator, and South Park’s
depiction of the character corresponds to the original; he’s an incredibly skilled
fighter, with the ability to stalk and kill any enemy with ease. Ironically, the South
Park’s predator chooses to use his powers on children, like in episode "Imaginationland,
Episode II " in which he’s seen attacking Butters several times, almost killing him.
On that note, let’s throw in the Xenomorph, the horryfiying beast which wreaked havoc
in episode titled” "Imaginationland, Episode II". The Alien is one of many characters and
creatures from popular culture that is represented in the Imaginationland series of episodes.
As the main antagonist of the Alien film franchise, the Alien in Imaginationland is also antagonistic.
His only drive is to kill anything in it’s path, and it would have likely succeeded if
it wasn’t shot by Jesus himself. Now we have the Joozians, an alien species
of TV executives that control all media in the universe, who first appeared as antagonists
in the Season Seven episode, "Cancelled ". Just as suspected, the Joozians are entirely corrupted
by wealth and fame, and are money-driven and business oriented. The subtext isn’t exactly
subtle. When the boy’s plead to save the Earth from being destroyed, the Joozians couldn’t
care less, stating that since the hit reality tv show Earth hit 100 episodes, it significantly
reduced in quality, thus both the show and the entire planet Earth are being cut. Their
act of ignorance and greed is basically unmeasurable; who in their right mind would discard an entire
planet over a tv show? Well, these guys right here. How cruel.
Now we have perhaps the most controversial species of aliens on this list. The Galgameks,
who represent the Roman Catholic Church on their planet. In the episode “Red hot catholic
love”, they are seen protesting Priest Maxi’s request to change the Holy Law to stop preying
on little boys. Talk about evil and twisted. Maybe if that problem is going to be solved,
we just need to forget about the Galgameks... And the title of this episode’s most evil
character goes to none other than Xenu, an evil alien dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
He’s evil, he’s ruthless, he’s cruel- He’s everything a dictator stands for. An
interesting fact; he’s actually an alien character from Scientology. According to the
sources about Scientology written by science-fiction author L.Ron Hubbard, Xenu brought the people
to Earth and set them all up in volcanoes and then killed them with some nuclear hydrogen
bombs. What a fun guy. So what do you think? Which alien character
in South Park is the most evil? Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comment
section below and make sure to binge watch our full Good-to-Evil playlist. Should we
cover South Park Celebrity characters next? Monsters? Let us know. But most importantly,
stay wicked!