-This is a thing I heard, and I don't know if this is true.
Lily Tomlin, you said you take credit for the Jane Fonda
workout tapes.
[ Laughter ]
-I don't take -- -Let me -- I -- I --
Everyone owned those tapes. I owned those tapes.
Hello! And --
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers ]
Lily has all the -- -He's got his facts mixed up.
-No, did you -- but you had something, a little something --
-No, I had teased her about it,
because I read that she had invented,
or created the workout tapes when she was offered the part
in "Plaza Suite," or "California Suite."
-"California Suite," get the name right.
[ Laughter ] -I'm sorry.
Well, after "California Suite" worked,
then they moved it to New York.
And she had to wear a bikini so she started the workout, see.
And then I told her -- It was a crushing blow,
but I told her that I had been offered the part first.
[ Laughter ]
-So had you not turned it down...
-So I wanted 20% of the workout tapes.
-I mean, I'm glad this is coming out now, because a lot of great
lawyers watch our show and they can get involved.
-Somebody -- Bob Shapiro will call me.
-He will call you right now. Get a piece of this, yeah.
-Do you know, are those available now?
Are those out now? I was going to ask you this.
-Well, in DVD form. I redid them in DVD.
-Put them on Netflix or something,
because people have got to see these things,
because they're just -- They work.
-Yeah, they do. -Some of these, they just
stop working, but they work.
First thing, you have to have your hips redone, but --
[ Laughter ]
-Don't touch me!
-What is happening in Season 4 of "Grace and Frankie"?
Guys, no fi-- I'll have to separate you guys.
Now what is happening, Season 4?
-My character really comes to life.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm getting nervous. -No, you don't, no.
It's my turn.
[ Laughter ]
No. I -- well, you know.
The house falls apart. -Yeah.
My bod-y falls apart. And my fear is --
Oh, and then my boyfriend is a lot younger than me,
Peter Gallagher.
And so I'm constantly kind of putting him to the test.
And my fear is, actually, that our children are going to put us
into a retirement home, which they do.
-Yeah, well we can't -- -And then what happens --
Tell him what happens to you.
-Oh. Well, the --
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
[ Laughter ]
-She -- No, she becomes legally dead.
-Oh, yeah. I -- yes, I --
[ Laughter ]
Through a bureaucratic snafu.
-Dead, nonetheless!
Dead! -Either way, it counts.
-Dead, I couldn't get anything.
I couldn't get, like, my popcorn ball of the month.
I couldn't get my --
I couldn't use my coupons at red -- lobster...
-Yeah, Red Lobster. -...tail.
[ Laughter ]
-And I -- Grace does something that's unusual.
I get arrested for drunk driving on a scooter in a Walmart.
-That's what I'm talking about.
I think that should be legal. I think that should be legal.
[ Applause ]
I want to show a clip.
You guys are fantastic, and I love you.
Thank you so much for coming on the show.
Here is Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda in the new season
of "Grace and Frankie." Take a look.
You're not done yet.
-So, did you sign up for that dating site
I signed you up for?
-Yes!
And oddly enough, I didn't find the love of my life
on hippieroundup.com.
-You've got to open up your mind, Grace.
Old hippies are the best lovers.
-Well, Saul's an old hippie.
-He was always a very giving lover...
if a bit distracted.
Like the time he called me Robert.
Did Robert ever call you -- -No!
-Did he ever say, "That's all," but what he was really saying
was, "That's Saul"?
-There was no talking.
No, it was all a very silent, separate experience.
-Which is why you need an old hippie.
They bring the ruckus every night.
-Well, my ruckus is just fine, thank you.
-Bring the ruckus!
Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda, everybody!