- Do you measure your penis?
- That a question implies that I do it often,
which I don't.
- Have you measured your penis?
- Yes.
- You like what you are working with?
- It's what I got, so.
- Okay, fair enough, fair enough.
- Hi.
- What's your name, and what do you do for a living?
- My name is Turquoise, and I'm a property manager.
- Have you had sex?
- Yeah, I've done it multiple times.
- With how many people?
- It's a large number.
I can count on two hands and two feet,
and use somebody's else's hands and feet.
- How old were you when you lost your virginity?
- I waited till I was twenty two.
- Was it special?
- Oh, no.
- You're going to guess who's a virgin or not.
Are you ready to meet these wonderful people?
- Absolutely.
- How well do you think you're going to do?
- I think I'm going to do well,
because I prepared some questions.
- Are they in your phone?
- They are on my phone.
- What's your name?
- My name is Connor, hi.
- Connor, Turquoise.
Can I ask you questions?
- You can ask me as many questions.
- Okay, fill in the blank.
Baby, can you put your blank in my blank.
- Uh, penis in my hand.
- Baby, can you put your penis in my hand.
- Are these lyrics?
- Do you like being penetrated?
Have you ever been penetrated?
- I cannot say that I have been penetrated,
except for the occasional cleaning in the shower, but.
- Yeah, you get in there.
- Sometimes, you gotta.
- Okay.
Okay, I think you are not a virgin.
- Alright, what's the answer?
- I am a virgin.
- Damn it Turquoise, damn it.
Uh, why are you a virgin?
- I think for me it's the conservative Christian background,
that's like "don't, don't do that, don't you dare".
- So are you waiting for marriage,
or just waiting for the right one.
- I think I'm waiting for me, honestly.
Whenever it comes, it comes.
- Yeah, literally.
- Literally.
- How old are you?
- I'm twenty-one.
- Twenty-one.
What do you do for a living?
- I'm a stripper.
- You're a stripper, are you kidding me?
You're the coolest person in the entire world.
I'm first thinking that you were a virgin, now,
because of the stripper thing,
I'm thinking you are not a virgin.
Okay, I'm gonna say that you're not,
you are a virgin, because you are really sweet,
and I feel like sweet people
haven't been exposed to genitals, yet.
- I am a virgin.
- Oh, you are a virgin.
I said virgin, did I say virgin?
- Oh my god, okay fabulous.
Why are you a still a virgin?
- Um, intimacy makes me really uncomfortable.
Like at the very last second,
I'll be like, ah, I don't want to do this anymore.
- What do you think will get you over those intimacy issues?
- So, I want it to be with someone that I trust.
- Right
- And, uh, I'm comfortable with at least.
- And you haven't found that yet.
- Yeah.
- How are you?
- Good, how are you?
- Pretty good, do I make you uncomfortable?
- No.
- Okay, cool.
- You're, cool.
- I'm cool?
- Yeah, I think you're cool.
- All right, nice. I love your hair.
- Thank you.
- And your eyes.
- What do you do for work?
- I'm a software engineer.
- Okay.
- Yeah. How does that make you feel?
- Like you're a virgin.
- Okay.
- Okay, can you unbutton three buttons from my shirt?
I'm consenting to this.
- Okay.
- Okay, go for it.
Virgin.
- What's your answer?
- I'm not a virgin.
- I'm trash.
- I'm a trash human.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
- I was nineteen,
but I haven't had sex in the past seven years.
- Oh, wow, that's a piece of information.
That could change tonight.
My name is Turquoise, how is it going?
- I have clammy hands.
- Fuck you.
- Did you just make a pass?
- Yeah.
- Oh, did you?
- That's why you're single.
That's why you're fucking single.
- I'll talk, we'll talk after.
I'm Turquoise.
- I'm Jade, nice to meet you.
- Dude, we are both gems.
- I love that.
Have you ever had a boyfriend or a girlfriend or partner?
- Yes, I've had a boyfriend before.
- Do you do foreplay?
Like if you do, what do you do?
Like you know, nipple-play, butt stuff.
Are you a virgin if you do butt stuff.
- I'd say you're not a virgin if you have butt sex.
- Oh really.
Twenty two was not when I lost my virginity.
I don't think you are a virgin because
you look like this, and you're not wearing a bra.
Are you wearing a bra?
- No.
- What's the answer?
- I'm a free nippled virgin.
- What.
Why are you a virgin still?
- Well, at first like it was religious,
I didn't want to go to hell or whatever.
But now, now that I'm older I just am waiting for like
the right person, basically.
- Yeah, definitely great to wait,
definitely great to know who you are gonna have penetration you.
How's it going?
- I'm pretty good, I'm vibing.
- Oh you are vibing.
- I'm vibing, are you vibing?
- I'm vibing.
- Oh you have a list.
- I do have a list.
- Oh you're prepared.
- I'm prepared.
Um, do you watch porn?
- I do, I was like really scared to say that for a while.
- Sad.
- Yeah, I know.
Sex education is very based on boys,
and like what boys are permitted to do and what they aren't,
but like it's never really talked about with girls,
but I think it's positive.
- Are you working right now? Or are you a college student?
- I am in college, I'm also working.
I coach girls gymnastics.
- Oh very nice, you are flexible.
Oh you looked like that comes in handy.
I'm going to say you are not a virgin.
Are you a virgin?
- No, I'm not.
- Oh, okay, fabulous.
When did you lose your virginity?
- Um, two years ago. I was sixteen.
I mean it was consensual completely.
It was safe. I don't regret it.
- Okay, I love that.
Hi, I'm Turquoise.
- Hi, I'm Collin.
- Nice to meet you Collin.
How old are you?
- I'm eighteen.
- Eighteen.
- You're a baby.
- No, I'm an adult.
- Okay.
Okay, how old do you think I am?
- Thirty four.
- I'm thirty.
I'm insulted, but it's fine.
We are going to move on.
Do you measure your penis?
- That a question implies that I do it often,
Which I don't.
- Have you measured your penis?
- Yes.
- You like what you are working with?
- It's what I got so.
- Okay, fair enough, fair enough.
Have you had enough time to develop any kinks?
- Uh, yeah.
- Oh really. Do you feel comfortable sharing them
with the internet?
- Not really.
- Okay, no worries.
I don't think you are virgin because
your openness to kink makes me think that you have
gone past the vanilla sex,
and moved on to some fun, kinky stuff.
- You're correct.
- So, when did you lose your virginity.
Is that terrible to ask?
- No, that's fine.
A few months ago.
- Oh really, how was it.
- It was not as life-changing as I thought it would be.
- Are you still sleeping with that person?
- Uh, no.
- Was it like a one and done thing?
- No, no, no.
It's personal things.
- Right, you don't want to put all your business
out there like that.
- Yeah.
- Hello.
- I'm Turquoise.
- I'm Lovesea.
- Um, have you ever been in a relationship ?
Never been in a relationship.
- I've talked to people, I've just never, you know.
- Made it official.
Do you own sex toys?
- I do.
- Can you tell me what sex toys you own.
- I don't know the name of it, but, it vibrates,
and it gets the job done.
- Is it, is it an insert?
- Negative.
- Okay.
- Sorry, my face went "no".
- I think that you are not a virgin.
- What makes you think that?
- Um, because you have toys that vibrate.
- But they don't go inside you.
- No.
- Maybe, on you.
- Yes.
- So, am I right?
- Yes.
- I'm right.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, damn it.
These fucking questions aren't helping at all.
- I consider myself to be a virgin,
because, for me I like women,
that's where my heart is, sexually I'm attracted to more.
I have had a couple experiences with dudes,
and that kinda confirmed that, that's a no.
So yeah, that's why.
- So, how would you lose your virginity?
What does that look like to you?
- If I allowed them to do oral to me.
- Gotcha.
- That's, that would mean like, oh, I really trust you.
- Do you have any questions for me?
I've had people go down on me before.
What am I talking about? Are we ...
You remind me of Steve from Blues Clues.
Don't ask why, don't ask why.
It makes no sense, we are not going to make sense of this.
You have lovely eyes.
- Thank you.
- Your welcome.
- How old are you?
- I'm thirty two.
- Okay, what's your sexual orientation?
- I'm gay.
- Have you dated women?
- No, I have not.
- Are you asking me?
- Yeah I was. It's fine.
- Well, we can get separate beds if you want.
- Do you have a religion?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- I consider myself a Christian.
- Okay.
I'm gonna say you're a virgin.
- You are correct.
- And I'm saying that because
of your Christianity, unfortunately.
- Unfortunately.
- I don't know why that's unfortunate.
I don't know why I'm always stereotyping people.
Cause I too consider myself a Christian,
but all of my holes have been filled.
Why did I say that?
- It's okay.
- Why aren't you doing it?
- I want companionship first.
Like for a long time I thought I was asexual.
- Oh really.
- Yeah, but I think that was just like part of the denial.
- But do you explore in yourself at all, to make sure?
Do you masturbate?
- Uh, you know there is plumbing,
that needs to.
- Be maintained.
- I do masturbate, I'll speak for you.
It happens, but its in the darkness of my shower,
and I cry afterwards.
But god loves you.
- Thank you.
- Raise your hand if she got you right.
Good job.
- That's not bad. It's not bad.
- Did you learn anything today?
- Virginity is cool.
And I learned that I lost, I did not, I'm not,
I didn't lose my virginity at twenty two.
I probably lost it at twenty.
- When is the right time to have sex?
- There is no right time to have sex.
Have sex when you feel like you've met somebody
who you can trust, and you feel comfortable with,
and you guys have talked about it, and then do it.
- All right, good job you guys.
(Clapping)