Announcer: THIS IS A SPECIAL HALLOWEEN
EDITION OF JUDGE TRUDY.
WHEN YOU HAVE A BEEF, DON'T TAKE THE LAW
INTO YOUR OWN HANDS,
PUT YOUR BEEF IN THE HANDS OF JUDGE TRUDY.
OK.
GET UP!
GOOD EVENING, I AM JUDGE TRUDY.
NOW, I UNDERSTAND WE HAVE A HALLOWEEN-RELATED
COMPLAINT HERE.
OH, YEAH, I GOT A BIG COMPLAINT.
LET'S HEAR IT.
OK.
TONIGHT I WAS TRICK-OR-TREATING,
AND WHAT DO I GET?
THIS!
[GASPS]
AND WHAT KIND OF DISEASED PERSON
GAVE YOU THAT APPLE?
MRS.
SHANE.
THAT LADY RIGHT OVER THERE.
[BOOING]
DID I SAY IT WAS ALL RIGHT TO THROW GARBAGE
AT MRS.
SHANE?
NOW, NO ONE WILL THROW GARBAGE AT ANYONE
UNLESS I SAY SO!
UNDERSTOOD?
GOOD.
YOU MAY NOW THROW GARBAGE AT MRS.
SHANE.
JUDGE TRUDY!
CAN YOU TELL ME EXACTLY WHY
I'M BEING PELTED WITH GARBAGE?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT GIVE THIS POOR, DEFENSELESS CHILD
AN APPLE AS A HALLOWEEN TREAT?
WELL, YES, I DID.
ALL RIGHT, THEN THAT LEAVES ME THIS QUESTION:
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, WOMAN?
LOOK, I--
THE QUESTION WAS RHETORICAL.
NOW, LISTEN, ON HALLOWEEN,
KIDS WANT CANDY,
NOT YOUR NASTY FREAKISH FRUITS!
YEAH!
BUT FRUIT IS MORE HEALTHFUL
THAN CANDY.
OH, YEAH?
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE THE GIRL
A LOAD OF BROCCOLI, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?
LOOK, JUDGE TRUDY, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE, BUT--
YOU KNOW, I SEE YOUR LIPS MOVING, BUT ALL I HEAR
IS BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!
YEAH!
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!
LOOK, I DESERVE TO WIN THIS CASE!
REALLY?
WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE JOKE I WROTE
FOR YOU.
KNOCK-KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
YOU LOSE!
I FIND IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF,
SHELLY BARNES, IN THE AMOUNT OF $4.6 MILLION.
I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!
WELL, THEN I'LL HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR DRESS.
WHAT?!
NEXT CASE!
Announcer: OUR NEXT LITIGANTS ARE ENTERING
THE COURTROOM.
SEE THE PANTS THAT GUY'S WEARING?
I HAVE THOSE SAME PANTS.
YOUNG MAN, PLEASE TELL THE COURT
WHY YOU'RE HERE.
WELL, I WAS TRICK-OR-TREATING
AT THIS DUDE'S HOUSE,
AND HE YELLED AT ME AND MY FRIENDS.
IT WAS UPSETTING.
WHY DID YOU SHOUT AT THIS BOY?
I HAD GOOD REASON, YOUR HONOR.
THAT DELINQUENT AND HIS NASTY
LITTLE FRIENDS
THREW EGGS AT MY HOUSE, LOTS OF EGGS.
EVERYWHERE WAS GOO!
IS THIS TRUE?
YEAH, I EGGED THE DUDE'S HOUSE.
YOU SEE?
YOU HEAR THAT?
THE LITTLE HOOLIGAN ADMITTED IT.
SO?
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
THAT THIS BOY MIGHT HAVE HAD A REASON FOR EGGING
YOUR HOUSE?
YEAH, HE MIGHT HAVE HAD A REASON.
REASON?
WHAT POSSIBLE REASON
COULD A YOUNG--
SIR, DO YOU LIKE OMELETTES?
WHAT?
OMELETTES!
DO YOU LIKE OMELETTES?
YES, I ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL OMELETTE.
SO MAYBE THIS YOUNG MAN WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO
MAKE YOU AN OMELETTE
AND DELIVER IT TO YOUR HOUSE.
YEAH, OMELETTE!
BUT THERE WAS NO HAM, NO CHEESE!
MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE GOT SOME IF YOU HADN'T
YELLED AT THIS KID!
YOU ROCK, TRUDY!
LOOK, I KNOW THE SCORE.
HE EGGED MY HOUSE
BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN.
I'LL HALLOW YOUR WEEN!
NOW, YOU LISTEN-- NO!
LISTEN!
NO!
LISTEN!
NO!
LISTEN TO THIS POEM.
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
YOU LOSE!
I FIND IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF.
BAILIFF, PUT THIS MAN OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND SPIN HIM
UNTIL HE'S VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
YES, YOUR HONOR.
GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
OH, I'M BEING SPUN AROUND!
COURT DISMISSED!
BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS.