Welcome to Ship It or Sink It.
We combine your favorite Nick stars from different shows
to see if they'd ship or sink.
Today we're shipping Sadie from That Girl Lay Lay
with Bose from Danger Force.
Time to kick things off with their best qualities
in round one: personality perk.
Sadie is the most reliable friend you could ever have
and would do anything for her loved ones,
even if that means dressing up like a goat.
We got to get that goat.
[bleating]
Great! The goat bounced, now, what are we gonna do?
The moment a trick goes south
is when a magician needs an assistant the most.
I was born for this.
Wearing off in three, two, one.
[clapping]
Tada!
[clapping]
Ooh. Ah. [bleating]
Just like Sadie,
Bose would never let his friends down
when the pressure is on.
That's some pretty quick thinking, Brainstorm.
We gotta get in there and help my brother!
Oh! [unintelligible]
[groaning]
Hey! Hey! Hey!
- The force fields down! - Let's get 'em!
Wait! Hey, Jeff, Toddler, buckle up.
- No! - Seat belts are for losers.
Suit yourselves.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Good job, bud.
Sadie always looks amazing.
Her socks can be a little unconventional,
but honestly, we're here for it.
Do you want fun?
Check out the Sock It To Me 5000.
Say goodbye to the days of searching for socks.
With this, all I do is press this button
and whatever socks it picks for me, I wear.
Whoo.
Hmm. And all this time, I thought
your mismatched socks were by accident.
Oh, no. I'm a woman of intention.
Bose definitely has a style all his own, too.
But I think we can all agree that cowboy outfit is rockin'.
Yee-haw, partner.
Well, I am happy and sweaty and well fed and ready to dance.
♪ Time for you to have The time of your life ♪
♪ When I say, "Yee" You say, "Haw" ♪
♪ - Yee - Haw ♪
♪ - Yee - Yee, I mean haw ♪
♪ When I say, "Yee" You say, "Haw" ♪
♪ - Yee - Yee haw ♪
♪ - Yee - Haw haw ♪
Sadie does have a tendency to freak out at bad news
and jump to the worst conclusions.
Her escape plans could use a little work, too.
I can't believe Young Dylan knows I'm an avatar
from the phone,
And when he tells everyone tonight at the rap battle,
the government is going to come looking for you.
I'll have to hide you under a blanket
and ride you out of here on the handlebars of my bike.
But we won't be able to fly to the moon.
So the man in HAZMAT suits will take you away to Area 51.
I'll never see you again, and you'll become best friends
with Bigfoot forever.
What?
Girl, you've got to stop watching old movies.
[sighing]
Bose also has a tendency
to jump to the worst conclusions.
To be fair, I'd probably have stage fright too.
But what if I forget my line?
You don't have any lines in this scene.
All you gotta do is stand there.
Well, what if I forget how to stand?
You're not gonna forget how to stand, Bose.
[mumbling]
After the Battle of the Buns,
the rivers ran red with ketchup for weeks.
Luckily, I was able to take shelter
behind the shady buns of--
Come on, Bose.
Herman, I'm about to arrest everyone on that stage,
for wasting my time.
It's been smooth sailing so fa.
These two are really hitting it off.
That's a pretty solid first round score.
We're just getting started.
Let's see how they fare in round two:
personality quirks.
Sadie's hair is absolutely, positively gorgeous.
But everyone has bad hair days, especially when getting pranked
by your BFF.
Here's what I'm thinking about wearing.
[screaming]
[gasping]
I'm Lay Lay and you just got play play.
What... did... you... do?
But... why aren't you laughing?
Lay Lay, I don't know what planet you're from
but around here, you never mess with a black woman's hair.
[crying]
My ha-a-a-air!
Bose also has a legendary head of hair.
Except for that one time
no one told him what a bald cap was.
At least hair grows back.
No, he won't.
Whoa. How'd you guys know what we were talking about?
I didn't.
I was just saying before we teleported
that we're going to have to keep doing commercials
for that nasty milk.
And I was saying that because we found
this soiled mattress, now, we won't.
Did you guys find a way to get us out
of our Broku contract?
'cause I'd really love
to start letting my hair grow out again.
Wait, is that not a bald cap?
A bald cap? Is that a thing?
Did I shave my head for nothing?!
I think you look good this way.
Well.
Sadie is a master of disguise and an incredible actor.
It's not easy pretending to be Lay Lay's grandmother.
Thank you for coming, Granny Fay Fay.
Oh, don't you be thanking me.
I should be thanking you.
Granny's big on giving thanks.
Thank you, baby.
Now, when I heard my Lay Lay was getting up
to all kinds of horseplay... well...
I was madder than a Junebug on a radiator in the winter.
My that is mad. I think. I don't really know.
Bose is also a master of disguise and an ace spy.
Well, kind of an ace spy.
But the villain outfit is amazing.
Are there any other members of Danger Force around here?
Yeah, but not for long. Bye.
Okay, uh,
are there any more members of Danger Force here?
Uh, my guy, my guy.
- What are you doing? - Right here.
I call myself Brainstorm. Of course, my real name--
[screaming]
Sadie is the ultimate wingman for her BFF.
She even tried to dig up dirt on Young Dylan
when he rap battled Lay Lay.
Lunch is served.
Thanks for having me over Sadie and Lay Lay.
So what's this delicious lunch we're having?
For our main course,
we'll be serving peanut butter... Ala jelly.
So, Dylan,
what's the worst thing you've ever done?
What are you're top five most humiliating moments?
Do you have any weird quirks?
No.
Bose is an amazing wingman, to, and will fearlessly rush
into the face of danger with his friend.
Maybe not totally willingly, but it still counts.
Even if we do take out that satellite,
who's going to take out that freaky cyborg Rick Twitler?
Right.
I am. I'm gonna teleport down there
and kick that wanna be robot's robutt.
Can you even teleport that far?
I'm fixing to find out.
That is such a brave move, dude,
you know, if you don't make it, you could end up frozen
and floating through space forever.
I think you mean
"We could end up floating through space forever."
- Wait. What? - You're coming with me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're gonna make it, right?
Well.
Wow, this ship is shaping up and headed out to deeper water.
Round one was a match
and round two is looking even better.
However, it all comes down to the final round: face morph.
Okay. Here's Sadie and Bose side by side.
And if we morph them together, we get...
Sadose? Hmm. That's not quite it.
Dieose? Mm. Getting closer, but not exactly right.
Bodie. Yes, that's it.
I think we have a winner.
I'd say this couple has officially shipped,
but let's check out the final scores.
Personality was a perfect matc.
Quirks align way better than expected,
and it's all about that face morph.
We can't get enough and the final verdict is ship it.
Make sure to tune in next time
to see if we can find another successful ship.
Only on Nick.