- Okay, uh, there's a sofa here now,
and this is a surprise for me.
All I know is that I love our first guest, I'm told.
So, let's find out who this is together.
[Pharrell's "Come Get It Bae"]
[cheers and applause]
- [singing] Come get it bae
Come get it bae
You wanna ride it
My motorcycle
You've got a license
But you got the right to
Gonna pop a wheelie
Don't try too high to
Take it easy on the clutch
'Cause girl I like you
- I love you.
- Surprise! - Surprise!
Oh, my God, I was actually-- - Surprise!
- When I saw that-- - You were really surprised?
- I--totally surprised. When I saw that montage
I was like, "Well, we should have Jennifer here,"
and I didn't know that you were here.
- Do you know how hard that is, to surprise this person?
- It's really--it's very hard... - That is--
it's very hard... - To surprise me.
- And now that mat, I'm sure--I knew
'cause I brought it on the first show...
- Right. - And then it kept kind of
going missing for some reason... - Mm-hmm.
- So I think I bolted it down one show.
- You did. Yeah.
- Then you moved stages... - Yeah.
- So, I figured that got lost in the move...
- Right. - So, there it is again.
- There it is again. It's gonna stay there.
[cheers and applause]
- Anyway. Um...
So, I have to say, you know--
I know 2000 episodes,
and I was your first guest and all that,
and that was really exciting and really great,
and I'm kinda s--I think we're bored of hearing about that.
Don't you a little bit? - Are we?
- A little bit? audience: No!
- Yeah... - But wait,
so I thought, you know, your second show,
if you remember, was really great.
Like, awesome. - Mm-hmm.
- So, I think it's time to sort of bring sexy back, and um...
[cheers and applause]
[Justin Timberlake's "My Love"]
- [singing] So don't give away
- My love - So don't give away
- Ain't another woman that can take your spot
- My love - So don't give away
- Ain't another woman that can take your spot
- My love
Love
- My love
- Surprise!
- This is-- - Surprise!
[cheers and applause]
- This is crazy!
- I can't believe you don't know.
I'm shocked. - No, I really--
and they've kept me in my dressing room.
They wouldn't let me out. I wanted to play ping pong
and they were like, "Stay in your dressing room."
- I thought for sure you knew or she'd find out.
- Yeah. - Absolutely.
- 'Cause so little gets past you, ever.
- I know, I'm usually--I mean, even when Portia tries
to surprise me it always somehow leaks out.
Somebody tells me something, and so, no,
and I'm so, um, you know,
you're two of my favorite people, so...
- Oh. - Yeah, but, like,
if you had to pick one. [laughter]
- That's such a no-brainer. - I mean...
- That's a no-brainer. - We all know who it would be.
Right? - Hm...
- Seriously, if you had to-- - But you--I mean...
- It would just be the both of you together.
- As one unit. - Yeah, as one unit.
- We could be related, we thought, backstage.
- Yeah, we were talking backstage.
We have a lot of similarities. - Mm-hmm.
- You do? - Yeah.
- Like what? - We're both
fun-loving women who... - Yeah.
[laughter]
- We love fun-loving women. - Uh-huh.
- Believe in-- - We both love fun-loving women.
- We both love fu--that's what I meant to say.
both: Yeah. - That's what I meant to say.
- Yeah, well, I love you both.
Are we supposed to talk about something else?
- No, something else is about--
I think something else is happening.
- Oh. - Yes, there may or may not...
- May not. - Be a surprise after the break.
I don't know if we're going to break yet,
but you should know that.
- [laughs]
- I mean, what do I know? I don't host shows, okay.
- All right. - I just--
- You should host a show. - But don't you think
we should host a show? - Well, yeah--
- All three of us should host a show.
[cheers and applause]
- All right, we'll take a break.
- I'm so happy we surprised you. - I know, I can't believe it.
- It's so hard to do. - I'm so happy too.