- Today we look at some jacked-up jack o'lanterns.
- Let's talk about that.
(playful theme music)
- Good Mythical Morning.
- Mythical beasts, it is official, Halloween is less
than two weeks away, which means three important things.
First of all, Rhett and Link's Book of Mythicality
is available at stores and online everywhere.
Point number two, your creepy neighbor is already
getting way too excited about the candy
he's gonna give out.
And three, it's time to carve those jack o'lanterns.
- Who doesn't love to cut open a pumpkin
and grab out the gooey guts, and then stab it repeatedly
with a large knife.
- Rhett, don't scare the children.
Listen, sometimes the Halloween spirit gets the best
of people, and they make some pumpkins that
are downright scandalous, which leads to this game.
What the heck are they doing, jack o'lantern edition.
Okay Rhett, here's the situation,
I am going to show you a zoomed-in scandalous,
inappropriate pumpkin photo.
- Whoa, hold on.
- Then you have to choose from multiple options,
what's going on in the rest of the photo
that I will reveal by zooming out.
But first, I'm gonna give you some choices,
and you can have three hints to help you along the way.
You can ask for a zoom out, a show me more,
or an act it out.
- Oh, my favorite.
- And if you get four of these right,
you get to try these amazing pumpkin pie bratwursts
that have been made, look at that people,
in honor of Octoberfest.
Okay Rhett, are you ready for your first scandalous
jack o'lantern photo? - Yes.
- Check it out.
Why is this pumpkin so scandalous, is it, A,
getting a vasectomy, B, giving birth,
or C, sacrificing a goat.
- Now I have gotten a vasectomy, I've seen a woman
give birth, I've never sacrificed a goat
or been present when that was happening.
My wife made a lot of noise when giving birth.
- Let's talk about that.
- And she hadden a face, she hadden a face, ha,
she hadden a face associated with those noises,
and it was like,
- Kind of like that. - Kind of like that pumpkin,
so I'm gonna go with B.
- Let's find out.
- Hoo hoo! - That is an intricately
placed series of pumpkins, and it is giving birth.
- [Rhett] Is that carrot legs?
- Carrot legs and, - You know how much
I hate carrot legs.
- Sadly, the baby rotted two weeks later.
But you got it right.
- Yeah, you gotta keep feeding it.
- One for one.
Why is this pumpkin so scandalous, is it A, vomiting
after a night of drinking, B, watching another pumpkin
get pumpkin murdered, C, voting for a third-party
candidate that clearly has no chance of winning?
- Oh, Jill Stein-ing.
That's what they call that.
What in the world?
Well I believe, I'm just gonna go with context here,
I think the reason you didn't show me the mouth
is because you didn't want me to see the vomit.
- Or, because I wanted you to think that I didn't
want you to see the vomit.
- I don't know if you're that bright.
- Me neither actually. - A.
- Alright, let's check it out
- Yes! - You are right.
- Look at that. - That's some
handy workmanship there.
- That's what happens when you eat a lot of pumpkin
really fast without chewing, you'll make that in the potty.
- Man, that pumpkin really got smashed.
- I get it man.
- Two for two Rhett.
Why is this pumpkin so scandalous, is it A, a chef
pooping in the kitchen, B, a student getting pantsed
in the cafeteria, or C, a YouTuber getting
his third copyright strike?
- Ooooh, YouTube jokes.
- I got my third strike.
- Now getting pantsed, is that like getting,
we called it getting shanked, remember we called it
getting shanked. - We called it
getting shanked, which is, - That was a weird
regional Thing. - Preferably only use
that in like a prison context. - Prison situation, okay.
I'm gonna use one of my clues here,
'cause I don't know which one to choose,
I'm gonna use the zoom out, zoom out please.
- Zoom it out.
Okay, what are we revealing here, what do you see?
- I see a magazine with a pie on the back.
- So what does tell you?
Pooping, pantsed, or third copyright strike?
- I'm gonna with pooping.
- Let's find out.
Yes, you are three for three, Rhett.
- And I said pooping, like Oprah says things
when she's excited.
- I salute you.
- You get some poop, and you get some poop.
- The great thing about this is now you know
how to make pumpkin risotto.
- Just like that.
- Why is this pumpkin so scandalous, is it A, eating a baby,
B, flipping the bird, or C, kneeling
during the national anthem?
- Now also, another thing that we used to say,
maybe it was just me, I would say flicking the bird.
- Flicking that bird, yeah.
- You flicked the bird in North Carolina,
you flicked that bird, and then went I got to college,
I realized everybody was flipping the bird.
- Right, the results are the same.
- But just because of that, just because of that,
- Just because of that.
- I'm gonna say eating a baby to keep the streak alive.
- Okay, alright. - How 'bout that.
- Well you wanna get it right, huh?
- Yeah. - Let's see.
The streak is alive! - Yes!
- You're doing it man.
- Yeah buddy, Happy Halloween to me.
- Oooh yeah, word of advice, if you're gonna eat a baby,
take the onesie off first, good gracious.
- Unless it's scratch and sniff.
- Spare the onesie, come on.
- You get a scratch and sniff onesie, it adds flavor.
- Yeah, eat that.
Why is this pumpkin so scandalous, is it A, bound and gagged
B, robbing a liquor store, or C, a peeping tom-pkin
hiding in the dark?
- Oh, peeping tom-pkin, the old peeping tom-pkin.
- Tom-pkin.
- You know what, it could be A or B,
'cause it's got some sort of mask on,
so I'm gonna ask you to show me more.
- Show him more. - Show me more.
- That's a different part of the same photo,
what are you learning from that?
- He's eating a ball.
Who eats a ball?
- You sure the ball's in the mouth?
- I believe that the ball's in the mouth,
the ball's in mouth, just like the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
So I'm gonna say, was it A, bound and gagged?
Whatever bound and gagged was.
- That was A.
Alright, let's find out.
The streak continues.
This is actually a scene from 50 Shades of Orange.
Orange you glad I didn't say my safe word?
- Link. - You wanna go
for the clean sweep. - Quiet.
- Yeah, I do. - Alright.
- I just gotta get this one right, and I got a clean sweep?
- Yeah, dig down deep and pull out all the pumpkin guts
for this one Rhett, I'm pulling for ya.
Why is this pumpkin so scandalous, is it A, flashing its
pumpkin butt cheeks, B, fresh off a guillotine decapitation,
or C, behind on its child support payments?
- Those pumpkin payments can really add up.
Okay, I still have a hint.
- You do have one more, I could act this out.
- Oh you could?
You could? - I could.
- Can you act it out?
- I don't have to, but-- - Act it our brother.
Act it out.
Oh that means you're flashing your butt cheeks.
A, for the clean sweep.
- Let's see if he's right.
Boom, he did it, look it's pump-Kim Kardashian.
- Pumpkins for everybody.
- Wooh, and you know what Rhett, you get the
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