- [Cameraman] Today, you're here to try Cheetos.
- Cheetos!
That's enjoyable.
- Sure.
- Are you a fan of a Cheeto?
- I mean...
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- Yeah. Why not? - Are you a fan of a crisp?
- I love a crisp, but you can't call Cheeto a crisp?
- No, that's true, their like a puff
- They're like a corn puff, right? They're like corn...
Are they corn based?
- They have more,
it's more textures than it would be flavors.
I think with Cheetos, they have weird shapes
- Like crunch, flavor
- Crunch, and a puff flavor.
- Yeah.
- All I know is the ones that are red seasoning
and they get everywhere.
- I've never had a Flamin' Hot Cheeto
which I hear a lot about.
- I've had that with vodka in a video.
- Oh!
- It was vodka soaked in flaming hot Cheetos.
- Was it nice?
- No! (giggles)
- It could be good?
- It was abysmal!
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- Massive.
Puffs! Just what I said.
- There you go.
- Nice.
- They're bigger.
- Oh!
They're monstrously big. - They show up on x-rays.
- Oh,
I actually just cop'd that the "chee" in Cheetos
probably refers to cheese.
How did I not realize that?
So these are just regular flavor, you know
- [Cameraman] Or the cheetah on the cover?
- Oh Yeah! (laughing) that's another thing.
- So it's either cheese or cheetah flavored
- I haven't thought about Cheetos that much you see.
- They're very big.
- God, they're huge.
They're like the size of a child's cheesy finger
- They look like they've been grown in a lab.
- Yeah.
- You put 'em down and you don't chew.
- Okay. Let them dissolve in your mouth.
Like the bread of life.
And then it'll just slip down your throat naturally.
- Oh, you can really get the Cheese
- Very Cheesy.
(chip crunching)
- Ooh. - The actual bite is so nice.
(giggles)
- This isn't working very well.
No, this is not a great way to do it We should probably chew
- We need more saliva
(laughing)
- I'm someone who will, eat the whole thing
if it's just left there.
But I'm after having one bite of that,
And that's a lot.
- Yeah, they're pretty dense
- It's kinda like I'm eating an exploded crisp.
You know what I mean?
- or one about to explode.
- See what I mean?
It just gets everywhere.
- Yeah.
- Like you can never go and commit a crime afterwards
because people would just be like,
it was the man
eating the Cheetos.
- Yeah.
- Could you leave Cheeto-fingerprint.
Oh, actually did
- It's disgusting.
- (laughing)
- Looks disgusting.
- Yeah. - I'd love a glass of wine.
- I'd love a pint.
- Wouldn't it be lovely now if you were just sitting here
catching up
Fucking having a bitch!
- Fucking class
- With Cheetos
- Eat about 13.
That's just around amount of fun
to the max
- Isn't that like the devil's number?
That Cheeto trying to bring back, the horns!
- It makes sense.
- The devil
- Satanic food
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- Cheetos!
Crunchy
Croquant.
- Yeah. - Croquant, is that a word?
- French?
- It's flaming hot
- Flaming hot that's what we wanna hear
- It's flaming hot or...
- [Digital Voice] Croquant
- What is that?
- Croquant?
- Say it again?
- [Digital Voice] Croquant
- Okay
What did you just call me?
Excuse me?
What?
(laughing)
- [Digital Voice] Croquant.
- That's what I call the birds that are outside my house.
- It looks like a kid who plays too much room-scape
designed this.
- I like how he's using a mortar and pestle
to make his crisps.
- That's pretty cool.
- That's a cool cat on the front.
- He is.
He's a Cheetah!
- [Cameraman] That's Chester Cheetah!
- Chester Cheetah?
- Chester.
- He does look like he's just
carrying around a bunch of dildos
- The contents of this bag could be found to be
dangerously cheesy.
- Ooh, just like me.
(laughing)
- I'm so cheesy
- With a spicy and sweet twist.
- All right, let's go.
You ready?
- Yeah. Do you think it'd be hot? Oh, well
- It is a little bit spicy.
- A little bit
- That sweetness is there, right?
(laughing)
- It's like you're describing us.
- I know, right?
- Oh, they're good.
- There's an immediate kick.
- Yeah.
- There's an immediate kick.
Oh boy
- If you got these in your eyes
you'd be pretty messed up for a week.
- Oh yeah.
- Very, very spicy.
- Do you wanna put that the test?
- There's your thumbnail
Me just crying.
(laughing)
- [Cameraman] Woow
(screaming)
- Three little pig style.
The first ones,
that house is going down straight
- Oh completely.
- This is a stronger house.
I don't know if it's wolf proof,
but it's definitely a step up in terms of material.
- Absolutely.
- Really enjoy the texture.
- Mmm yeah.
- I like the smaller twiglet-size thing.
- Remember the way we were saying that you would like
let them melt in your mouth and suck all the air outta them.
It's like someone already did that
for us and then served them to us
on a plate.
Thank you, Sean.
I wanted you to do that for
everything that I'd try in here.
I want you to suck on it first.
- It's my favorite way to eat something.
- They don't taste like Cheetos you know,
- that's kinda cool though.
Like seeing a company who's like
each of their products are vastly
different from the other one.
- Yeah.
Learn a lesson Marvel.
Am I right?
- As far as seasoning goes though
I'm happy because it mostly sticks to
the Cheeto.
It doesn't come off in your fingers as much.
- That's true.
- So you could eat these
and then get away with as many crimes as you like.
- You're very crime focused today Paddy,
- I am for some strange reasons
- Stuff going not great?
- There's some stuff going on at home.
Right. But we won't go into that.
- We'll figure it out.
- It also has a really cool dude
made of flames
on a flaming surfboard.
Like on the right,
above the, no no no...
- oh, that guy Ciara said, this is who I reminded of her.
And it's because he's just a giant head on feet.
That's why that's... - [Ciara] I didn't wanna say
- [Dermot] That's what she means.
- Okay.
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- He's got a cowboy hat.
- Oh.
God bless him
- M'horse
- Oh, Cheddar jalapeno.
Crunch croquant.
- What I'm hoping from this is,
not as much spice as the last one.
- Yeah.
- So kind of milder with a bit more cheese.
- Yes.
- And the texture of the smaller twiglet-thing.
I'm expecting this to be the best one yet
- Okay. Imagine this.
You put a burrito in the microwave for eight hours
and it comes out like that.
That's what it tastes like.
That's probably how every Cheeto is made.
I'd say they're losing money
I'd pay 10 Euro for one of these.
put it in the microwave for eight hours.
Oh my God.
A pack must take days to make
- I find the jalapeno tends to kick in like,
two minutes later than you thought it would.
- That's what I'm talking about.
Not like it's crawling in
underneath your tongue now
and it's gonna start digging up.
- You get cocky, you get confident
you start shoveling them into your mouth.
Then it all hits you at once
- Before you know it.
You're in a corner crying.
- Yeah.
- They're good
- I'm board.
- Yeah, they're pretty good.
- This is exactly what I just described.
This is perfect.
- I just like
associate, you know,
Cheetos with like gamers,
World of Warcraft.
But this is like,
- Yeah,
- You'd associate this
with like a high class, Miami lady,
- You know
- This with a can of Mountain Dew and you're playing halo.
- Yeah
- and you've never touched a woman.
- Well,
(laughing)
- Virtually
- I like 'em
I never thought before doing the Try Channel
that I liked jalapeno flavor.
- Okay.
- And yet every time we've done it,
I'm like
this is the best.
- But do you ever buy it outside of this...
- Nah
- That's the thing.
- Oh, look at this one.
It's like a Pac-man
or like a tad pool with his mouth open.
Can you not see that?
- Again, It kind of looks like my penis
but with the balls as well.
(giggles)
- Gaping open mouth?
- No, no, no.
That's the balls.
And, like you're, you're holding it by the tip.
- Oh I see
- You're holding it by the tip.
- Wow.
- You're welcome
(laughing)
- Delicious.
(laughing)
- Okay. It's that's definitely not like my penis
then if that's the case.
- The last one was like MTV in the late 90's,
you know, just heavy metal.
This one's more like Radiohead,
you know,
subdued.
(laughing)
- I hate that I understand what you mean.
- What have you got next for us to you croquant?
- [Cameraman] What did you call me?
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- Popcorn!
- Popcorn! That's not,
How is that a Cheeto?
- That is a plot twist.
- Awesome
- Flamin' hot popcorn. - That is not a healthy color.
- You want me to put these inside me?
- [Cameraman] Yep
- That guy has never done anything, Not to the extreme.
- Yeah. He seems like a really extreme guy.
- He does everything to the max.
- He'd probably a bit much to like be friends with
- Like that guy is never not "coaked-to-the-nines".
You know what I mean?
He is.
I'm honestly surprised his nostrils are clean.
- You can see the dust on his fingers so we know
this is gonna be an absolute nightmare.
Fresh popcorn.
It's crunchy.
Bag popcorn tends to be soft
and not as enjoyable.
(chip crunching)
- Holy shit, there's cheesy flavor on that.
- Is there?
- I think so. Yeah!
You don't think?
- I'm getting like a weird taste.
- Oh wow. Soft popcorn.
No
- Taste like someone just got their Cheetos
and put it into your bag of popcorn.
- I'm not really feeling the flavor.
- No, me neither.
It's like a memory of blood.
- No?
- I don't know.
- Oh I think I'm gonna eat this fucking entire thing
- No, they're not bad.
- They are hot.
- It's kind of...
they're hot yeah
It's kind of stale popcorn though.
Isn't it?
- Yeah. Like it's when popcorn kind
of squeaks when you bite into it.
- Yeah.
Nah
- Then it's...
- No, no, no
- If I opened up a bag of those in the cinema,
say,
- Yeah
I'd have maybe two or three and I'd give them
to the person next to me and I wouldn't take the bag back.
- Yeah.
- Do you get like a grass after taste?
(giggles)
- Is that just me, you know, like that grassy taste?
Maybe it's because we had the jalapeno ones before
but like jalapeno has like a grassy taste.
You know?
- How much grass have you eaten?
- Oh, you have definitely eaten grass.
- I'm not saying I haven't,
I'm not saying I haven't
It's just been a long time since I've eaten grass.
- Like...
- No, no.
Hold on.
Explain to the viewer.
What else tastes like grass?
- You know like celery sometimes tastes like grass
- Fair
because it basically is.
Let's be honest.
- Certain types of like,
you know, "lettucy", "salady" things.
- So you're just naming stuff that is basically grass.
- Well, yeah!
- Well this isn't grass!
- But it doesn't have to be
it just tastes like it.
- You're saying this tastes like celery.
This is... I'll push you off that fucking chair.
I don't care.
- Why do you put me with him?
(laughing)
- [Cameraman] Mother, father, don't fight!
(laughing)
- When would you even want these?
Like, you can't even have this in the cinema.
- Ah
looks like the bin at a gaming convention.
(giggles)
- I mean, I enjoyed that I don't like...
- Flavor would you like to be thrown
into a swimming pool of?
- I would love one that was dust free.
Do you know one that didn't leave a filth
and after marks everywhere.
That would be my dream.
- You imagine the dust in your body
if you actually were thrown into a swimming pool.
- Oh.
- Filled with them.
- Oh
You'd die.
- You would
- You'd die. - It'd be in every crevice.
- You'd be like quick sand.
- Yes
- You'd be full.
You'd be sinking underneath. - But what a way to die
- It's a great way to die. - Yeah.
- The jalapeno one
- Yeah.
That was so, so great.
- Amazing.
- It was done really, really well.
like it actually was more, I don't know.
I feel like you could put it in different packaging
and it would be like a much more sophisticated crispy snack.
- You could totally sell that
as like a boujee upmarket type of thing.
- I totally think so.
I thought we were gonna get the like classic Flamin' Hot
and I thought we were gonna get more like cheesy ones.
But I have to say what we were given was interesting
and I'd never tried it before.
So that was fun.
I dunno what to say.
- I know.
- Thanks for watching us eat Cheetos.
- Very good.
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