♪HEY EVERYBODY
WE'RE BACK WITH THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE ONLY,
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE MICHAEL KEATON.
JON AND I WERE TALKING BEFORE YOU CAME OUT HERE, AND,
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE HAD AN AMAZING AND STORIED CAREER.
HE REMEMBERS YOU, LIKE, YOU'RE HIS BATMAN.
>> YEAH, YEAH, AND YOURS, I THINK.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> AND YOURS.
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>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: OH, YOU THINK?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU THINK?
COME ON.
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>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: IT'S STILL THE GOLD STANDARD.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: STILL THE GOLD STANDARD.
>> YEAH.
EXCEPT IF YOU'VE-- I'LL TELL YOU A GREAT VERSION, AND THAT IS--
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT OR HEARD IT, WILL ARNETT'S LOGO BATMAN IS
REALLY GOOD REALLY FUNNY.
>> Stephen: WORD IS YOU ARE GOING TO REPRIZE YOUR ROLE AS
BATMAN.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FIT INTO THE ORIGINAL SUIT.
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE ALREADY DONE IT?
DID THEY HAVE TO LET IT OUT?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: IT'S 30 YEARS AGO.
>> SVELTE AS EVER, MAN.
>> Stephen: WAS IT THE SAME-- >> SAME DIMENSION SAME FITTING.
>> Stephen: HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE--
>> HORRIBLE?
NO, IT WAS GREAT, IT WAS GREAT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE, 77 BATMANS.
>> Stephen: SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> THEY PROBABLY SHOULD FORM THEIR OWN UNION.
>> Stephen: DO YOU GUYS-- IS THERE-- THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY,
IS THERE LIKE A BATMAN CLUB?
DO YOU GUYS HANG OUT SOMEPLACE.
PATTON.
>> THERE'S ONE I FORGOT.
HE'S GOOD.
>> Stephen: HE'S NEXT.
DO YOU HANG OUT WITH ANY OF THEM, CLOONEY?
>> NOT UNTIL THE UNION FORMS.
>> Stephen: THE YOUNG PEOPLE DOWN THERE MAY NOT KNOW, MY
IMAGE OF MICHAEL KEATON BEFORE THIS, IS YOU'RE THIS PARTICULAR
DYNAMIC, FRENETIC COMEDIC ACTOR.
>> YLS.
>> Stephen: AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO WAS YOUR-- WHO ARE YOUR
COMEDIC HEROS?
WHO ARE THE PEOPLE YOU WERE WATCHING AND YOU WANTED TO BE?
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT THAT'S, LIKE, THAT'S TOO TOUGH.
THAT'S TOO-- YOU, YOU-- I ALWAYS GO IN WHAT CATEGORY?
THERE'S NO ONE WHO IS NOT GREAT.
>> Stephen: COMEDIC ACTOR.
>> LIKE "YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN," EVERYBODY IS UNBELIEVABLE.
IF YOU LOOK FOR ORIGINALITY, ANDY KAUFMAN.
I WAS A HUGE ALBERT BROOKS FAN.
MAYBE THE BEST COMEDY SHOW, STAND-UP SHOW I EVER SAW WAS IN
THE LATE 70s IN L.A. WAS STEVE MARTIN, WHICH WAS JUST
UNBELIEVABLE.
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TO TELL YOU WHO IS REALLY FUNNY, REALLY FUNNY-- LIKE, LIKE, STOP
FUNNY.
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
MIKE PENCE.
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>> NO, I'M TELLING YOU.
>> Stephen: DRY, BUT HE WORKS BLUE.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
DOES HE?
>> IT'S LIKE, MIKE, HONEST TO GOD, STOP.
BECAUSE YOUR SIDE IS HURTING.
OH, MAN.
AND, BY THE WAY, DAMN GOOD DANCER.
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>> Stephen: YES.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: ALSO-- >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: COOL TO KIND OF BE WITH.
HE'S A GREAT HANG.
>> TOTAL HANG.
HIM-- AS A MATTER OF FACT-- BY THE WAY, NOT A BAD RAPPER.
( LAUGHTER )
PENCE.
HE HAS BARS.
>> YEAH.
NOT LIKE TUCKER CARLSON OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
( LAUGHTER )
GUYS FOLLOW THE DEAD, THE DEAD-HEADS.
THESE GUYS LOVE WU TAN CLAN.
>> Stephen: WOW, I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
>> I WAS OVER THERE ONE NIGHT, AND THE GUYS WERE HANGING OUT,
RUDY.
AND THEY WERE HAVING FUN.
WHAT'S ODD IS MIKE DOESN'T DRINK WHICH MAKES IT MORE UNSETTLING
THAT HE ACTS LIKE THIS.
HE WAS, LIKE, TWERKING.
>> Stephen: "BABY GOT BACK.
I KNOW THAT ABOUT MIKE PENCE.
>> HE HAS A HUGE TATTOO.
IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE, SAYS, "COME AND GET IT, BITCH, "SOMETHING.
>> Stephen: RIGHT THERE.
LIKE A MEDALLION RIGHT ON HIS OLD--
>> ACROSS THE BACK.
AND TO BE FAIR, I THINK IT SAID, "COME AND GET SOME OF THIS,"
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
AND THEY ALL FOLLOW-- BUT FEN FUNNY, MAN.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK BUT DON'T GO AWAY.
WE'RE GOING TO BE BACK WITH MORE MICHAEL KEATON.
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
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